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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




*pours nesquik powder under tongue* *fills mouth 3/4 with milk* *shakes head vigorously*
*raises an eyebrow for a moment before spitting it all over the floor of the grocery store and turning to the high school age employee*

You call this swill edible? I've had better chocolate milk in a kindergarten.

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




*a small trick or treater raises her Kylo Ren mask to tentatively nibble on a kit kat. She wrinkles her nose in disgust*

Hmm, this wont do. It wont do a'tall. No, i'm afraid my palate is too.... refined for this. Have you any 100 Grand bars? Perhaps maybe something in the way of a Heath bar?


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




A raccoon raises a half empty bottle of San Pellegrino, pinky held high in a haughty manner, and washes their 4 course meal of d'ordures.

Afterwards, the venerable trashbear continues on with la grande vie.

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




*at the last supper*


Christ: *passing a loaf of bread* Take, eat, this is my body broken for you and for many.

Thomas: Challah? Again? Rabbi, do you have anymore of that brioche?


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"






Smoke good! Sativa... GOOOOOD!

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