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*pours nesquik powder under tongue* *fills mouth 3/4 with milk* *shakes head vigorously* *raises an eyebrow for a moment before spitting it all over the floor of the grocery store and turning to the high school age employee* You call this swill edible? I've had better chocolate milk in a kindergarten. |
# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 01:08 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:11 |
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*a small trick or treater raises her Kylo Ren mask to tentatively nibble on a kit kat. She wrinkles her nose in disgust* Hmm, this wont do. It wont do a'tall. No, i'm afraid my palate is too.... refined for this. Have you any 100 Grand bars? Perhaps maybe something in the way of a Heath bar?
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 21:18 |
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A raccoon raises a half empty bottle of San Pellegrino, pinky held high in a haughty manner, and washes their 4 course meal of d'ordures. Afterwards, the venerable trashbear continues on with la grande vie. |
# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 23:09 |
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*at the last supper* Christ: *passing a loaf of bread* Take, eat, this is my body broken for you and for many. Thomas: Challah? Again? Rabbi, do you have anymore of that brioche?
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 23:32 |
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Smoke good! Sativa... GOOOOOD! |
# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 00:18 |