google THIS posted:

google THIS posted:

"Make sure you pull back the corner of the plastic film."

"Right, so it can vent in the microwave?"

(bristling) "No, so it can decant."

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

If you open the bag and really breath in the sealed air as it first escapes, you can smell just a hint of that rich Idaho soil the potatoes were grown in. Hold it in your nose as you take that first bite of chip and slowly exhale.

Manifisto posted:

[chewing] ah yes, this jackfruit is clearly from last year's harvest, not this year's pathetic showing after a disappointing monsoon season. Malaysian, obviously, which is sadly inferior to the better Indian grades, but one takes what one can get I suppose. the banana notes dominate the pineapple--sadly--but a hint of toffee rescues the overall flavor profile. not one to rank with the greats, but not every pack needs to aspire to vintage quality; sometimes you're looking for a light, summery dalliance rather than a torrid love affair.

[continues chewing]

[keeps chewing]

UWBW posted:

*getting crucified in ancient rome*

I'm sorry, is this... mahogany?