Who's your favorite goon?

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My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

Just curious about this:

Whose posts make you laugh? Who do you PM with? Who do you share secret jokes with? Whose name do you get excited to see in a thread knowing ok this is gonna be a good post before you click on it? What goons are you friends with irl?

As a community, I wanna know which goons you "click" with the most.

There are a lot of goons I look for in threads cuz i know their posts are gonna crack me up.

PS: special props to my man sweet thursday as he said this thread would be cool as long as he got votes.

My Shoes fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Aug 18, 2019

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Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Right now it's Burt Sexual becuase he gives me those sweet sixers I just can't get off anymore without having. Probe me daddy!

# ? Aug 18, 2019 07:59

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

Resting Lich Face posted:

Right now it's Burt Sexual becuase he gives me those sweet sixers I just can't get off anymore without having. Probe me daddy!

I fuckin love Burt. :love:

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:00

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

My Shoes posted:

I fuckin love Burt.

loving bootlicker.

RIDE OR DIE! VOTIN' 5! GETTING PROBES IN poo poo THREADS KEEPS ME ALIVE

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:01

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Jon Stewart, we share pms back and forth and he says I'm way funnier than him even when the Daily Show was in it's prime.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:03

luncheon meat: Oct 11, 2007; Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Kuuenbu. All he wanted to do was play

some

loving

METAL

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:05

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Do it Burt! You won't!

(he will)

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:05

Necros: Jul 23, 2003

I dunno. I like Imp Zone though. It�s pretty funny for two dozen people posting about video games.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:11

Grandma Panic!: Nov 4, 2006

Every lurker who shows up in a thread with expert knowledge on whatever obscure topic or industry or hobby is being mocked or discussed is my favorite goon.

It's one of the best things about this place imo

Grandma Panic! fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Aug 18, 2019

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Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

^^ truth

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:17

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Spike Milligan

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:19

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Aussie Jim, a true Australian hero

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:21

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

My Shoes posted:

I fuckin love Burt.

You wouldn't say that if he wasn't a mod. His feelings are hurt to easy imo.

My favorite goon is Shmorky because the flash tub was a golden age of SA.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:24

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

free drad bert

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:27

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

Grandma Panic! posted:

Every lurker who shows up in a thread with expert knowledge on whatever obscure topic or industry or hobby is being mocked or discussed is my favorite goon.

It's one of the best things about this place imo

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:29

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Lowtax

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:30

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

I love Bust Rodd even tho he puts mouthwash on his balls.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:31

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

free drad bert

edit: this is why, how could you do such a thing

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:35

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

hmm probably gbs but from 2004 u probably havent heard of him :smug:

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:45

DiscoWitch: Oct 16, 2009; uwu

The one reading this post

# ? Aug 18, 2019 08:46

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

That guy who posts "gas thread, ban OP."

# ? Aug 18, 2019 09:31

utamaru: Mar 8, 2008; BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

The swedish goon who bought me this account.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 09:42

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Chunk was my fave

# ? Aug 18, 2019 09:47

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Goku

# ? Aug 18, 2019 09:50

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

as soon as you think someone is a cool poster they freak out and monumentally self-own it's something science calls the goon life cycle.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 10:05

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Don't want to use their usernames as it's a bit embarrassing to be goon crushing but there are some users who frequently post in ask/tell threads I like with big, interesting effortposts and know their stuff. I always read their posts because they're always good. Plus a couple who I've only seen in Cspam and are ludicrously good.

Grandma Panic! posted:

Every lurker who shows up in a thread with expert knowledge on whatever obscure topic or industry or hobby is being mocked or discussed is my favorite goon.

It's one of the best things about this place imo

I agree, here's to those people as well.

Grevling fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Aug 18, 2019

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remigious: May 13, 2009; Destruction comes inevitably; Hell Gem

I like Spinster because she is kind and her drawings rock :3
Also Nooner because his av is cute and he just can�t stop making GBS threads his pants.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 11:14

Hitlersaurus Christ: Oct 14, 2005

Easy, that would have to be my good pal Shmorky. I haven�t seen him around in a while though, wonder what ever happened to that guy

# ? Aug 18, 2019 12:06

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Mah wife!

Edit: her, or a large percentage of the regular posters in both the Early FPS and Howard Stern Megathreads.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 12:32

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

Easy, that would have to be my good pal Shmorky. I haven�t seen him around in a while though, wonder what ever happened to that guy

Oddly enough I was going to vote for Shmorky's ex-girlfriend. I do enjoy Nazis with hosed up (though photoshop'd) grills.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 12:50

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

Probably Isaac, on account of his smoking thread

# ? Aug 18, 2019 12:59

Ka0: Sep 16, 2002; AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE

The goon in fyad with the 14 parachute accounts who constantly sock puppets with himself. You know the one.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 13:01

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

This goon

# ? Aug 18, 2019 13:03

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Having a favorite goon is like having a favorite porn star: shameful and abnormal.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 14:10

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

lurkdawg

# ? Aug 18, 2019 14:13

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

I admire Colonel Cancer. Always in with a joke. Safe pair of hands.

Really handsome too I'd wager.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 14:26

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Alan 00x

# ? Aug 18, 2019 14:31

Dirty Beluga: Apr 17, 2007; Buy the ticket, take the ride; Fun Shoe

Space Kimchi

# ? Aug 18, 2019 14:34

Katamari Democracy: Jan 19, 2010; Guess what!
Guess what this is?
A Post, Just for you!; Wedge Regret

Putty

# ? Aug 18, 2019 16:09

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RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Pick is still my favorite poo poo stirrer from the relationships thread

# ? Aug 18, 2019 16:11

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