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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Scrapple is this weird gray meat product that comes in rectangular patties and is eaten at breakfast. It's all the garbage scraps of a pig mixed with cornmeal and it's gross as hell. I know it's nasty, but I'm definitely down with a scrapple egg and cheese on a long roll. It's great for a hangover: after consuming, just put on TNT and fall asleep on the couch. There's only a very specific slice of the United States where you can get this garbage meat and you have to have a little bit of disregard for your personal well-being to consume it or be somebody who was raised eating the stuff.

The spell check in my browser thinks scrapple isn't a real word despite the fact that hundreds of thousands of people eat it every day and that is really loving offensive actually.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
yeah i like it a lot i get my friend to get me some good stuff from NJ sometimes. brown it up good. i can see not liking it if eaten more often though

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
I only know about this product because years ago I saw a dirty jobs episode on it, loving grossed me out then, grossed me out now

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

What an awful name for a thing that in itself sounds awful

I wouldn't eat it OP

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
If you come to New England we have clamcakes, Johnny Cakes, Lobster Rolls, and Clam Chowder.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Scrapple is the best breakfast meat. Mid Atlantic owns

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

zaepg posted:

If you come to New England we have clamcakes, Johnny Cakes, Lobster Rolls, and far too many donuts.

Can I make out with some teenage boys with Tom Brady then have sex with sex workers with Robert Kraft, asking for a friend

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Scrapple is the best breakfast meat. Mid Atlantic pens

that and pork roll

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

My wife is from Central Pennsylvania. Those hillbillies eat the hell out of that stuff.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
No sorry, the gross but beloved regional meat product in my area is braunschweiger

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I thought it was a drink.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
It really just tastes like grease and spice and has this weird granular chewyness to it. It's like regular breakfast sausage, not the tube kind, but MORE. You have to fry it to a crispy level or you lose.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

My dad used to love that poo poo. Blech.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Burt Sexual posted:

I thought it was a drink.

That's smapple

Hub Dirt
Apr 26, 2008
Scrapple is delicious, but it's been years since I've eaten it. No one else in the family will eat it, so it's ground sausage and bacon all the way.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

Do it ironically posted:

Can I make out with some teenage boys with Tom Brady then have sex with sex workers with Robert Kraft, asking for a friend

Would have been legal in Rhode Island till about 2010. :cop:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I've never had scrapple but every time someone mentions it it just sounds like a sausage patty.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Scrapple is delicious, but pork roll is superior.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Screw it I'd eat scrapple

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

FactsAreUseless posted:

I've never had scrapple but every time someone mentions it it just sounds like a sausage patty.

It's exactly that but spicier and greasier and more gross.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Aishlinn posted:

Scrapple is delicious, but pork roll is superior.

*Taylor ham

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Scrapple is midtier hillbilly chow. Give me fried chicken livers, Lebanon balogna, and grandma utz

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
I've been chugging scrappletinis ever since I watched that Sex & The City Porn Parody.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..



not gonna lie, i honestly think the giant brand pork roll is better than taylor :X

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747
Mr. Dick has had scrapple.

Dietz & Watson make one. It's not super common outside of its native habitat, but it can be found.

https://www.dietzandwatson.com/product/Philadelphia-Scrapple

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Scrapple is midtier hillbilly chow. Give me fried chicken livers, Lebanon balogna, and grandma utz

Lebanon bologna is amazing.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


So it's breakfast meatloaf?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Scrapple is midtier hillbilly chow. Give me fried chicken livers, Lebanon balogna, and grandma utz

Chicken livers in a good chicken box with half and half.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
yes it is great with some home fries and eggs

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
A friend's dad who was from Maryland would make it. The stuff he made was great, so, sorry to the folks out there who've had bad scrapple, I guess?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Laterite posted:

A friend's dad who was from Maryland would make it. The stuff he made was great, so, sorry to the folks out there who've had bad scrapple, I guess?

Scrapple is not something you make at home you need heavy machinery.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm sure it was made at home originally, just boil the hog's head down and the hooves and whatever else you have, and add a bunch of cornmeal

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've had the opportunity a few times to get it at places but just never pulled the trigger on it.
I would eat it, I guess if that counts.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Mozi posted:

that and pork roll

taylor ham needs to be a nationwide thing, i'd murder lots of people for a taylor ham, egg and cheese on a hard roll in CA. salt and pepper, no ketchup.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
mcnulty ordered scrapple from that waitress he hosed after he crashed his car in the wire im pretty sure. Good order. Will have what hes having

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
No, but I have had scrumpy, which is unfiltered hard cider with the bits still in. And now I gotta go email the company that made the brand of that and see if they went outta business. That was tasty booze.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Yeah it good ha ha like scrapple thanks for opportunity to let me say so OP

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

It's exactly that but spicier and greasier and more gross.
You just described chorizo, so what I'm hearing is I should cook eggs in scrapple.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i live in new jersey, yes

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Thank you for making the thread so I can say I like scrapple in OP

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