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it's a stupid idea, right? like, why would they ever do this... i just keep saying "caliente" in a memey voice hoping it works, and it isn't. how do i convince the lady who runs this truck to name a burrito after me? |
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what you gotta do is go like,  ... go like... uh, eh, hold on..*memories of the cool chat forum come rushing back* no, not now. NOT NOW. im just trying to post, drat it! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ---------------- |
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Aug 19, 2019 08:07
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Maybe open a taco truck of your own and name a burrito after them. They'd probably feel obligated to do the same. |
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Aug 19, 2019 08:20
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You can do this you just need to come up with something that you add yourself every time to the tacos you until they stock it just for you. Fast forward a few weeks and she'll go oh hey you're the pickle taco guy, I actually have pickles here so you don't need to bring them anymore. Then you flip that into your own senor sour taco on the menu, ez pz. |
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Aug 19, 2019 09:45
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i am the man in line ordering the brownian motion taco fearlessly
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Aug 19, 2019 12:28
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you need to order something on menu, but make a slight but significant change to it when they ask what you want. keep doing this until they know you, and don't even have to ask. then, kidnap their most precious loved one, and force them to name a burrito after you.
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Aug 19, 2019 13:35
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Heather Papps posted:you need to order something on menu, but make a slight but significant change to it when they ask what you want. |
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Aug 19, 2019 13:37
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Heather Papps posted:you need to order something on menu, but make a slight but significant change to it when they ask what you want.
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Aug 19, 2019 13:48
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dress in a giant burrito suit every time you eat there. when you order, loudly say "I'd like one of me, the brownianmotion burrito!" after a week of this tell them you'll stop if they just name the loving burrito after you.
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Aug 19, 2019 13:52
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this is complicated, but may work. have you considered a "bribe"?
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Aug 19, 2019 13:53
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gain shareholder control of amazon through a series of brilliant proxy battle maneuvers, then make the taco truck an amazon subsidiary. give the truck a million dollars to develop and sell the brownianmotion taco, to be delivered by drone. then right before actually delivering the product, but after throwing tons of money at it, inexplicably kill the product and spin the taco truck off to microsoft, who will probably add a squircle to your burrito before eventually discontinuing it.
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Aug 19, 2019 14:01
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set up a tiny burrito stand right next to the truck and when someone wants one, buy a burrito from the truck, put your spin on it and hand it to them and say here is my burrito, named after me. they will be forced to compete, because, free market. e: powermove; name a burrito after them!
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Aug 19, 2019 14:02
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I'd like a burrito with just double refritos, double black beans, double jalapenos, some of that wilted lettuce that's been sitting in the sun, and extra hot sauce. Oh you mean a "brownian motion"! Coming right up! |
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Aug 19, 2019 14:22
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*peels back the tortilla to find a blunt stuffed in amongst the beans*
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Aug 19, 2019 14:37
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Heather Papps posted:
This is literally my idea! See you in court. |
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Aug 19, 2019 16:00
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Losing a lot of weight from the near constant food poisoning from my (hopefully) signature raw chicken and shrimp burrito |
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Aug 19, 2019 17:42
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Ever try and order a refried bean AND black bean burrito? Doesn't work, they know what you're up to now. |
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Aug 19, 2019 17:49
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distracting the workers in the taco truck with a story about a rogue giraffe, then sneaking in and pinning name tags to the burritos. "I'll take a fred," I tell them as they return. "say, what do you know, that's my name haha!"
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Aug 19, 2019 17:53
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*submits paperwork to legally change name to Al Pastor* ha ha good luck with that op
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Aug 19, 2019 18:02
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(Waiting in the courtroom with my petition to change my name to 'Carnea Sada') |
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Aug 19, 2019 18:12
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(chuckling at my original idea as I await confirmation that my name has been legally changed to "Wet") |
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Aug 19, 2019 18:31
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bee eater posted:*submits paperwork to legally change name to Al Pastor* ha ha good luck with that op Dammit! *scribbles out name change form* Lessee... Barbara Acoa |
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Aug 19, 2019 18:35
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"congratulations, you've won our contest!" says the taco truck owner. "my goodness, we got a lot of entries, although most of them seem to be in the same handwriting." "that's weird," I say "yeah. well anyway, you've won! what should we name our new burrito after?" I'm ready for this one. "me!!!!" "you got it! hey everyone, step right up for a taste of our newest menu item, the me burrito!" me: "nooooooooooo"
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Aug 19, 2019 18:47
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google THIS posted:(chuckling at my original idea as I await confirmation that my name has been legally changed to "Wet") Lmao |
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Aug 19, 2019 23:00
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:This is literally my idea! See you in court. imitation sincere flattery i love you and i am in love with you
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Aug 19, 2019 23:15
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Just FYI my hands are always clammy. With bean juices and salsa. |
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Aug 20, 2019 02:25
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OP have you considered serenading them? After your whirlwind romance you will both go your separate ways but always retain a special place for one another in one another's hearts. One warm summer evening a soft breeze will come through the counter of the taco truck. The staff will think of you and sigh wistfully. A soft smile appears on the corners of their mouths. One of them wanders to the back, humming your song as they begin to lovingly craft a truly beautiful burrito. A burrito that tells the story of a love so pure, yet so fleeting. That fiery passion like a bolt of lightning passing through the clear southwestern sky. It is all there. Your passion. Your tenderness. Your burrito. |
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Aug 20, 2019 02:45
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they’re not gonna do it for you - you have to dress up as other people like in the movie Master of Disguise and ask for it as them so they see you as a selfless burrito truck promoter. just do a different disguise each day for a number of months/years and they’ll get it |
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Aug 20, 2019 03:14
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perhaps it would be easier to start calling yourself carne asada with guacamole instead |
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Aug 20, 2019 18:08
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The name's Pastor. Al Pastor. E: gently caress. someone made the al pastor joke already Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Aug 20, 2019 |
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Aug 20, 2019 20:55
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Resting Lich Face posted:The name's Pastor. Al Pastor. gas this thread with burrito farts get it guys it is a fart joke
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Aug 20, 2019 22:14
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that's Professor Crunchwrap Supreme to you and this is my wife, she might also sound a little familiar, Cinnamon Twists
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Aug 21, 2019 02:25
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this is my son, chalupa, and his twin sister, crunchwrap supreme
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Aug 21, 2019 02:55
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Sir... this is a Taco Bell dive-thru And you and your entire family are now eligible for a lifetime supply of the foods you were named after! |
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Aug 21, 2019 03:08
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and then i wake up, what does it mean doctor taco truck employee: look sir it's a long day already
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Aug 21, 2019 03:23
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Sir... this is a Taco Bell dive-thru Zesty Steak Melt: 
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Aug 21, 2019 06:27
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Taco truck owner: We would like to proudly unveil our newest creation, inspired by one of our favorite customers...the Ransom Note Burrito! Me: There's no need to be passive-aggressive. |
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Aug 21, 2019 12:24
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google THIS posted:Taco truck owner: We would like to proudly unveil our newest creation, inspired by one of our favorite customers...the Ransom Note Burrito! |
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Aug 21, 2019 12:27
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google THIS posted:Taco truck owner: We would like to proudly unveil our newest creation, inspired by one of our favorite customers...the Ransom Note Burrito!
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google THIS posted:Taco truck owner: We would like to proudly unveil our newest creation, inspired by one of our favorite customers...the Ransom Note Burrito! |
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