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Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
The Ghost of Dusty Rhodes has awoken from his eternal slumber to destroy the WWE so the best we can do is throw the likes of *checks crumpled paper* Alan Cole and John Gargamel at them. Also HHH is probably in an army jeep in Jacksonville napping.

This still has wrestling, right?

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
It is what it is.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Hmmmmmmm I wonder what their big announcement is going to be

DrKrankenwagen
Mar 21, 2005

Dell_Zincht posted:

Hmmmmmmm I wonder what their big announcement is going to be

King Mabel returns.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Dell_Zincht posted:

Hmmmmmmm I wonder what their big announcement is going to be

my name is vince mcmahon and i have sneezed


AND I MUST PAY FOR MY SINS--*mobbed by entire roster*

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



I'm ready to get RAW

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Oh no King on commentary.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Roman you're not a RAW superstar what are you doing on RAW?

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Fans: we’re sick of Corey

Vince: I got you fam

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Oh goddamnit noooo

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

noooooooooooooooooooo

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



On one hand I hate Corey Graves but on the other hand I REALLY think Jerry Lawler has had no place in wrestling since the late 90s.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Ugh, Dolph again. Just why?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

HitTheTargets posted:

Fans: we’re sick of Corey

Vince: I got you fam

I'll take King 100 times out of 100 over Graves

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
How many times will Roman begrudgingly spear Dolph

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Fresh Like Zafo posted:

Ugh, Dolph again. Just why?

At least he's probably going to repeatedly get murdered.

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




this sucks

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Dolph Ziggler is the human equivalent of raisins in a potato salad nobody asked for.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Accident Underwater posted:

How many times will Roman begrudgingly spear Dolph

Dolph has somehow found a way to make seeing him get his rear end kicked unbearable.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Dolph Ziggler sucks.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Roman's dog on his flak jacket has little eyeballs now :3:

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Dell_Zincht posted:

On one hand I hate Corey Graves but on the other hand I REALLY think Jerry Lawler has had no place in wrestling since the late 90s.
I've gone back and watched bits with him and he's so loving bad. lovely catchphrases and squeaking incoherently.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Why aren't there "boring" chants at this.

I went back and watched a Monday Night Raw from April 8, 2013. Interesting notes on it. It's a way better Raw, Mark Henry splits wigs, Drew was TINY in 3MB, crowd responded to things, Big E wrestled Daniel Bryan of team Hell No and took WAY TOO loving MANY bumps, E slams Aj's chest on accident on this Raw. E beats Daniel Bryan via interference, ADR beats an even now more super uncomfortable proto MAGA Jack Swagger.

AN INSANELY OVER DOLPH ZIGGLER BEATS ADR and has never been as popular before or since.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Lawler is real bad, but I wish Corey would pick up from him that sometimes heel commentators have to eat poo poo.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

CarlCX posted:

Lawler is real bad, but I wish Corey would pick up from him that sometimes heel commentators have to eat poo poo.

Yeah he only eats poo poo in real life by being a crap husband. It's a shame that can't be comentated on.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Jiro posted:

Why aren't there "boring" chants at this.

I went back and watched a Monday Night Raw from April 8, 2013. Interesting notes on it. It's a way better Raw, Mark Henry splits wigs, Drew was TINY in 3MB, crowd responded to things, Big E wrestled Daniel Bryan of team Hell No and took WAY TOO loving MANY bumps, E slams Aj's chest on accident on this Raw. E beats Daniel Bryan via interference, ADR beats an even now more super uncomfortable proto MAGA Jack Swagger.

AN INSANELY OVER DOLPH ZIGGLER BEATS ADR and has never been as popular before or since.

That was a great Raw.

DrKrankenwagen
Mar 21, 2005

“Roman now close. Ziggler comes.” Thank you Michael Cole.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
raw

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this sucks

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
So with this whole "Roman getting attacked" angle, what are the odds it'll end up being Bryan behind it as a callback to when Roman was getting pushed hard & basically taking his spot during/prior to the neck & concussion time?

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




why was that match not a 30 second squash

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Big Queefy posted:

That was a great Raw.

Oh yeah heel Shield try and jump Taker and Team Hell No make the save teasing D-Bry and Kane and Taker as a trios.

Edit: Oh yeah Ryback was super over that night saving Cena and then putting his finisher on him.

Jiro fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Aug 20, 2019

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I turned on just in time to see what looked like one hell of a spear on Ziggler, so so far Raw is good!

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Roman's lovely spear looks even worse in slo-motion.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



I'd like for Sasha after being asked a question by Lawler, doesn't say a word, and just beats the poo poo out of him.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



jerry lawler loving sucks

and yet jerry lawler is much better than corey graves

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dell_Zincht posted:

Roman's lovely spear looks even worse in slo-motion.

I thought it looked really good :smith:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Abroham Lincoln posted:

jerry lawler loving sucks

and yet jerry lawler is much better than corey graves

I laughed at the "pacifist" pun

I'm old enough to like Lawler's jokes now

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
After this show those losers at JACKSONVILLE will be finished!

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

BOOTY-ADE posted:

So with this whole "Roman getting attacked" angle, what are the odds it'll end up being Bryan behind it as a callback to when Roman was getting pushed hard & basically taking his spot during/prior to the neck & concussion time?

It was shane.

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