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what kind of dog is that
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Aug 20, 2019 01:32
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he's a grow'er not a show'er
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Aug 20, 2019 01:32
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get the heck right out of here Mitch McConnell!!
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Aug 20, 2019 01:34
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Why did you post this.
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Aug 20, 2019 01:35
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Jabba the Hutt puppet lookin' rough these days.
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Aug 20, 2019 01:35
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but seriously though you think he's just having a bad day or what
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Aug 20, 2019 01:38
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Circumcision is good
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Aug 20, 2019 01:45
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lmao
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Aug 20, 2019 01:46
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Spins posted:Circumcision is good what is the oldest think someone has ever went and gotten circumcised?
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Aug 20, 2019 01:48
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The_Continental posted:what kind of dog is that
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Aug 20, 2019 01:48
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bet he has a huge schlong neck and bites like a bastard
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Aug 20, 2019 01:49
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Mnoba posted:what is the oldest think someone has ever went and gotten circumcised? https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/aug/05/man-circumcised-in-leicester-hospital-mix-up-gets-20000-payout A 70-year old man was accidentally circumcised in the UK recently.
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Aug 20, 2019 01:50
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LadyPictureShow posted:https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/aug/05/man-circumcised-in-leicester-hospital-mix-up-gets-20000-payout i was thinking more voluntarily but that's a lol
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Aug 20, 2019 01:53
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LadyPictureShow posted:https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/aug/05/man-circumcised-in-leicester-hospital-mix-up-gets-20000-payout quote:Brazier told the Star he was so distracted chatting to nurses that he did not realise he was getting a different procedure until it was too late.
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Aug 20, 2019 01:54
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a shameful turtle
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Aug 20, 2019 01:55
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Mnoba posted:what is the oldest think someone has ever went and gotten circumcised? No idea I've never seen a non in the wild
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Aug 20, 2019 02:01
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The_Continental posted:what kind of dog is that That’s a North American Snapping Beagle
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Aug 20, 2019 02:03
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i think his head might just be tiny op
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Aug 20, 2019 02:07
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ugh hes so loving moist
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Aug 20, 2019 02:08
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good i hope he stays moist as hell because that's good for himThe Protagonist posted:i think his head might just be tiny op nah look at how it's not even concave under the top front of his shell lol
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Aug 20, 2019 02:15
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Mnoba posted:what is the oldest think someone has ever went and gotten circumcised? There was a dude in the founding dynasty of the Khazar Khanate, who wanted to decide what his new kingdom's religion was going to be. So he gets a Jewish Rabbi, a Muslim Cleric, and a Christian theologian (what rank I forget) and gets them to convince him. They argue amongst themselves for days. Finally he says gently caress it. Asks the Christian "Look, if I say OTHER than Christian, what's best, Judaism or Muslim", the Christian guy says "Judaism". So he says to the Muslim guy "Look if you CAN'T say Muslim, what's best, Christianity or Judaism", and the Muslim says "Judaism is best". So the old Khan declares that he and his family will be Jewish and up and circumcises himself, his sons, and his servants. We know this, because many, many years later in about 960ad, a Jewish guy living in Spain hears of this far off kingdom that might be full on Jewish (it was not) and sends out this bitchin letter across the known world to what was essentially the Moon in hopes of finding out.... And he does. The guy's descendant is still Khan and tells him all about it, as well as all about his sweet-rear end territory and the cities in it, and then invites him to come to his land as his honored guest, and to act as his spiritual father/advisor in faith. (We don't think he did). Here's the letters. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Aug 20, 2019 |
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Aug 20, 2019 02:15
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obese animal
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Aug 20, 2019 02:16
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I think the turtle should have a weight loss intervention like Kai. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HFFSYcEMCI
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Aug 20, 2019 02:24
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Obese animals own ty op and friends
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Aug 20, 2019 02:24
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Which dog breed is this?
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Aug 20, 2019 02:26
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its not obese its supposed to look like that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxt3bopqGX8
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Aug 20, 2019 02:28
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Big Beef City posted:A Priest, Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a Khanate... Took me until the last paragraph before realized wasn't a joke
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Aug 20, 2019 02:48
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klosterdev posted:Took me until the last paragraph before realized wasn't a joke I know, quite the story huh? Those letters are a helluva read. Not terribly long either, if you care to check em out.
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Aug 20, 2019 03:00
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Imagine slapping that shell and getting a good SPLORCH when you make contact
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Aug 20, 2019 04:42
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Mitch McConnell has seen better days.
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Aug 20, 2019 04:52
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Thots and Prayers posted:Imagine slapping that shell and getting a good SPLORCH when you make contact Like, your hand wouldn't even bounce.
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Aug 20, 2019 04:53
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When you eat the pizza without the mutant super powers
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Aug 20, 2019 04:54
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That turtle had too much pizza.
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Aug 20, 2019 04:56
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/\ Goddamn it.
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Aug 20, 2019 04:57
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What do you expect? It's not like a turtle could do crunches! Doing so would be life-threatening!
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Aug 20, 2019 05:28
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Me when its cold outside Lol Got em!
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Aug 20, 2019 05:36
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EorayMel posted:obese animal Animal corpulent animal suffer
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Aug 20, 2019 05:57
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Beached.
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Aug 20, 2019 05:58
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