i accidentally used mouth sore gel on my lips instead of blistex

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Good Sphere

and I kind of don�t regret it :smug:

the mouth sore gel feels so cool, and soothing on my lips, with an overstimulating dull sting of numbness

with a layer of blistex on top, i was blasted off into the stars

# ? Aug 20, 2019 06:43

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# ? Aug 20, 2019 07:07

Escape From Noise

Slow down there cold lips!

# ? Aug 20, 2019 07:16

nut

and on the eighth day god made petrolatum, white petrolatum, soft paraffin, or multi-hydrocarbon, CAS number 8009-03-8

# ? Aug 20, 2019 12:03

nut

op in the biz we call that an "ice cream paint job"

# ? Aug 20, 2019 12:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

i meant to put on lip chap but it was actually a tube of superglue please help me

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# ? Aug 20, 2019 12:38

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

i meant to put on lip chap but it was actually a tube of superglue please help me

I'm so sorry but unfortunately there's no hope. You only have a few days left to live.

# ? Aug 20, 2019 12:56

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm so sorry but unfortunately there's no hope. You only have a few days left to live.

uncle neil was right

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 20, 2019 12:58

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

uncle neil was right

Pouring one out for a real one (you) tonight.

# ? Aug 20, 2019 13:05

Manifisto

# ? Aug 20, 2019 14:08

nut

Manifisto posted:

# ? Aug 20, 2019 14:49

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Manifisto posted:

# ? Aug 20, 2019 14:57

sugarstarshower

Some people sit on their hands until numb and masturbate to stimulate getting handjobs. When you suck your dick does it feel like another person doing it?

# ? Aug 20, 2019 18:31

alnilam

Heather Papps posted:

i meant to put on lip chap but it was actually a tube of superglue please help me

my waifu works in a hospital and .... this sort of thing happens more than you'd think

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# ? Aug 20, 2019 18:34

Good Sphere

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm so sorry but unfortunately there's no hope. You only have a few days left to live.

hmm

unless they snort their food..

Manifisto posted:

did they seriously raise the chapstick age to 21?

sugarstarshower posted:

Some people sit on their hands until numb and masturbate to stimulate getting handjobs. When you suck your dick does it feel like another person doing it?

that would make it feel like no one is doing it, as a result in anything touching mouth sore gel becomes numb

# ? Aug 20, 2019 18:36

Escape From Noise

I somehow cured my lips in a brine solution instead of applying lip balm. Plz advise.

# ? Aug 20, 2019 18:37

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I just bake the chapstick on an oven tray till it melts and evens out into a thin puddle. Then I crush it up onto fine powder, mix in a little basil and huff it like paint. Give myself the ol' Wax Lung.

# ? Aug 20, 2019 18:48

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

have you tried spreading the cooling gel all over your body?
just get a nice layer going and chill out

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# ? Aug 20, 2019 19:18

Good Sphere

pixaal posted:

have you tried spreading the cooling gel all over your body?
just get a nice layer going and chill out

i've considered, but i'm afraid i will chill out so much that my body won't know the difference between living and dead, and i will die

# ? Aug 20, 2019 19:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I just use cocaine?

# ? Aug 20, 2019 19:27

alnilam

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I somehow cured my lips in a brine solution instead of applying lip balm. Plz advise.

someone recommended i put balm on my lips and i mis-heard and now well... is anyone here good with electric circuits? we have about 90 seconds

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# ? Aug 20, 2019 19:28

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

alnilam posted:

someone recommended i put balm on my lips and i mis-heard and now well... is anyone here good with electric circuits? we have about 90 seconds

what did you mistake it for? bum? baud?

oh no

:ohdear:

did you eat a bomb?

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# ? Aug 20, 2019 19:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

"venture bros tiger bomb joke"
e:this is a sign of respect

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 20, 2019 19:47

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

no I said tiger bong

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# ? Aug 20, 2019 20:08

nut

I feel like I have no mouth yet I must scream oh there i go i am screaming

# ? Aug 21, 2019 02:21

Piso Mojado

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I just use cocaine?

# ? Aug 21, 2019 03:58

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I accidentally used a mouth sore instead of Blistex

# ? Aug 21, 2019 18:27

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

The mouthwash is burning my soaring lips

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# ? Aug 21, 2019 18:31

google THIS

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I somehow cured my lips in a brine solution instead of applying lip balm. Plz advise.

sounds like all you're missing is being foreverialy tiedup, rope mummified and loving it

# ? Aug 24, 2019 20:22

alnilam

google THIS posted:

sounds like all you're missing is being foreverialy tiedup, rope mummified and loving it

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# ? Aug 24, 2019 22:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

i meant to take aspirin but it was arsenic help

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 24, 2019 22:13

lost my old email

for as long as i can remember, i always wanted to be a mummy

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