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nut

your stripper name is the Title (mr/mrs/prof etc) of your favourite clue character
+
your favourite Kia car model
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Your least favourite ravioli filling

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nut

your stripper name is

the name of the street you grew up on
+
the number of the house you grew up in
+
your work hours
+
karen im sorry please respond to my fb messages

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
your robot stripper name is

your 16 digit credit card number
+
the 4 digit expiration date
+
the 3 or 4 digit code on the back
+
billing address zip code

vanisher

* your name

Escape From Noise

The Butler Sorento Ants

UWBW

Permanently banned from the Alamo
Your stripper name is Blanche.

Sorry.

Macnult

your stripper name is your preferred pronouns
+
the middle name of your most recent ex
+
the color of their car
+
your favorite part of the body

nut

Macnult posted:

your stripper name is your preferred pronouns
+
the middle name of your most recent ex
+
the color of their car
+
your favorite part of the body

Their Hazel Red Butt

Escape From Noise

your stripper name is your favorite song (Mambo No. 5)
+
Your workout song (Mambo No. 5)
+
The song you have the strongest memory tied to (Mambo No. 5)
+
The song you'd like to be played at your funural (Mambo No. 5)

google THIS

bee eater posted:

Their Hazel Red Butt

(furiously scratches this off the list of possible names for my indie band)

nut

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

your stripper name is your favorite song (Mambo No. 5)
+
Your workout song (Mambo No. 5)
+
The song you have the strongest memory tied to (Mambo No. 5)
+
The song you'd like to be played at your funural (Mambo No. 5)

+ your favourite Mambo

Escape From Noise

Your Subway Sandwich artist name is your favorite pornstar name
+
The prophet of the Abrahamic religions you most identify with
+
An honest one word assessment of yourself as a lover
+
What you believe is the most divisive pizza topping

Escape From Noise

bee eater posted:

+ your favourite Mambo

No. Five with extra Erica (in my life)

Heather Papps

hello friend


hi my stripper name is heather papps



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

alnilam

Macnult posted:

your stripper name is your preferred pronouns
+
the middle name of your most recent ex
+
the color of their car
+
your favorite part of the body

His Amy No Eyes :stare:



ty manifisto

alnilam

I have no eyes but i must break up with you



ty manifisto

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Your Subway Sandwich artist name is your favorite pornstar name
+
The prophet of the Abrahamic religions you most identify with
+
An honest one word assessment of yourself as a lover
+
What you believe is the most divisive pizza topping

myself isaiah adequate pineapple

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Get your stripper name by typing

F6
+
goatse.cx
+
enter

nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen

To get your stripper name find the longest anagramm from your middle name, the town you live in, and your workplace.

Hooker Helene Camel (I suppose I atleast will get good tips from hooking, may lose money for being a camel)

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

    Manifisto - 2023,Ass-penny - 2023,Saoshyant - 2023,Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2022,Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2022,Manifisto - 2018,Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2021
super sweet best pal

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

your stripper name is your favorite song (Mambo No. 5)
+
Your workout song (Mambo No. 5)
+
The song you have the strongest memory tied to (Mambo No. 5)
+
The song you'd like to be played at your funural (Mambo No. 5)

Mambo No. 54

e: No wait, (Mambo No. 5) * 4

super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Aug 21, 2019

Resting Lich Face


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Mambo No. 625

super sweet best pal

Your stripper name is

Your full name
+
The first thing you see when you look up while reading this post
-
The name of your town
/
The last thing you ate

nut

*is nervous to post stripper name because im unsure if I correctly used BEDMAS on stripper name arithmetic*

Heather Papps

hello friend


this is to complicated
your stripper name is the person you want to gently caress the most
plus
the thing you fear the most



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut

Heather Papps posted:

this is to complicated
your stripper name is the person you want to gently caress the most
plus
the thing you fear the most

stone cold steve austin a stone cold steve austin stunner

Heather Papps

hello friend


michele obama my mom



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

Your Mom Birds

Heather Papps

hello friend




thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut

Heather Papps posted:

michele obama my mom


Manifisto


your stripper name is:

* any euphemism for madness that begins with the first letter of your first name

+

* the elder god that was actively trying to devour the world in your birth year

+

* the first word on the page of the necronomicon that describes your preferred revenge against your enemies


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


next on stage, it's crazy crawlin' chaos sacrifice!


ty nesamdoom!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Manifisto posted:

your stripper name is:

* any euphemism for madness that begins with the first letter of your first name

+

* the elder god that was actively trying to devour the world in your birth year

+

* the first word on the page of the necronomicon that describes your preferred revenge against your enemies

Maniac Asmodeus Now

Escape From Noise

I lost my Necronomicon in the move...

Heather Papps

hello friend


Manifisto posted:

your stripper name is:

* any euphemism for madness that begins with the first letter of your first name

+

* the elder god that was actively trying to devour the world in your birth year

+

* the first word on the page of the necronomicon that describes your preferred revenge against your enemies

madness reagen cephalapod



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
what about everyones moms stripper names

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Escape From Noise

Sir! My mother is a SAINT!

Actually true story: she almost became a nun.

Macnult

tonight's performance: saint mother, the almost nun

Heather Papps

hello friend


um by standard rules she's tamar edge



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
what about everyones moms stripper club addresses

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by sebmojo
and rates

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