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WetNightmare posted:and rates U seem like a good son who wants to help ur mom out. I'm sure you could post the info here. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3896573&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 |
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your stipper name is: your mom's first name + your mom's last name. you're welcome.
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Aug 21, 2019 06:09
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:your stipper name is: Maiden or married name? |
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Aug 21, 2019 06:12
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not really related to any of this but does anybody kind of feel ripped off that they never lived near one of htose sexy maury povich moms who wore leopardprint and would just do you while chewing multiple piece sof gum?
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Aug 21, 2019 06:17
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with big sexy iron curlers?
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Aug 21, 2019 06:18
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Your stripper name is the last warm salad you ate + Your favorite cold soup + The song that first plays when you hit play on random shuffle + What keeps you awake at night |
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Aug 21, 2019 06:18
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Your stripper name is the last warm salad you ate gently caress left it in the sun tomato du hast my dick
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Aug 21, 2019 09:45
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WetNightmare posted:and rates maybe a touch on the quick side, i guess?
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Aug 21, 2019 11:12
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lil wayne: “what’s your real name, not your stripper name?” me: “uhhhhh one sec. gotta find the right template you know how these things go lol” |
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Aug 21, 2019 14:40
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real name format so i don’t have to look it up again. preferred title + legal first name + legal middle name (optional) + legal last name it is illegal to have this be your stripper name |
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Aug 21, 2019 14:42
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Your stripper name is the last warm salad you ate Cauliflower Gazpacho Loving is Easy Crippling Anxiety, at ur service
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Aug 21, 2019 14:43
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Macnult posted:real name format so i don’t have to look it up again. Illegal since when? 
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Aug 21, 2019 14:54
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aaaaaand put your hands together for ms stepanie anne smith!!!!!!!!! *police immediately bust in, arrest everyone*
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Aug 21, 2019 14:58
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detective: alright ma’am can i get your name? stripper: jane doe detective: alrighty.. *scribbling notepad* jane... doe. and for our records regarding the case i’ll also need your stripper name. stripper: ... detective: ..well? stripper: look, when i was hired they immediately threw me on stage i was seventeen and scared and couldn’t think of a name and j- detective: whoa whoa whoa no need to freak out. i’ve dealt with this kinda situation before. you’re gonna be fine. stripper name is: *scribbling* jayne.. doe. |
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Aug 21, 2019 16:09
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listen buddy, i don't care what the law is "down under" here in canada your name is a violation of the queens law. get your loving pants on, now!
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Aug 21, 2019 16:36
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your stripper name is your mom's birthday month + your mom's birthday day + the place she always hints that I'm supposed to buy flowers from son: dad this is weird
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Aug 21, 2019 17:00
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your stripper name is your credit card number plus expiry date plus ccv number, also, billing address and name.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:07
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*bank robber in ski mask approaches teller and slips a note* WhAt iS YOur STRIPPER NAME?!?! PLEASE WRITE DOWN... FIRST NAME: first 6 digits of the bank vault code LAST NAME: last 6 digits of the bank vault code 1.) go into backroom and coutn to 20 while facing a wall. 2,)if you do this right, your crush's name will reveal itself on the wall after (really works). 2A.)if you do it wrong or if you press the silent alarm a scary ghost will haunt you!!! Sincerely, The Robber ---------------- |
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Aug 21, 2019 19:41
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WetNightmare posted:*bank robber in ski mask approaches teller and slips a note* to self: alright janice, how badly do you want to know what love is
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Aug 21, 2019 19:43
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janice: *hand over silent alarm, uncertain* what if the ghost is the crush?
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Aug 21, 2019 19:54
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FBI negotiator outside on megaphone: Janice, the ghost is not your crush, ghosts are not real Janice: SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW ME
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Aug 21, 2019 19:59
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Detective Briggs: *warbly voice over megaphone* J-AAAA-AANNN-ISSSSS, THIS IS THE SPooOo00Ooo0oKY GHOSSST! I THINK YOU'RE UGGGG-LYYYYYY OOoOOooOOoo AND I HAVE NOooOooO DESIRE TO HAUNT YooOoOooUuu UPON VAAAAA-CAAAAT-INNNNNNG THE PREMMMM-ISSS-SISSSSSSSS! I think she bought it ... she's coming out ...no, she's crying. now she's facing the wall. jesus christ it's been like 20 seconds what is she doing ---------------- |
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Aug 21, 2019 20:11
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and somewhere in the abyss, a ghost reads the name Janice on a ouija board after forwarding an e-mail about eternal happiness to 10-20 of its closest friends
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Aug 21, 2019 20:14
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Time to repaint the walls. *Grabs a can of Rover 12th and starts applying it to the old paint*
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Aug 22, 2019 06:47
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I am dating a 1 gallon bottle of non-methylene chloride formula paint stripper |
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Aug 22, 2019 08:37
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I am dating a 1 gallon bottle of non-methylene chloride formula paint stripper I bet she really strips your paint, if you know what I mean
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Aug 22, 2019 11:24
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your stripper name is your stripper name * 1 |
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Aug 22, 2019 13:30
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"Never give your true name to magical beings. Here, I've printed out this list of stripper name generators, choose the result you like best."
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Aug 23, 2019 04:53
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super sweet best pal posted:"Never give your true name to magical beings. Here, I've printed out this list of stripper name generators, choose the result you like best." Sassy Tongue Pop? So does that mean that I say each word, or is my name the sound of a sassy tongue pop, or... |
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Aug 23, 2019 04:59
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[your name] + "the stripper" |
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Aug 23, 2019 18:24
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bee eater posted:your stripper name is the Title (mr/mrs/prof etc) of your favourite clue character Dr. Soul Crab
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Aug 23, 2019 18:34
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canyoneer posted:[your name] + "the stripper" https://youtu.be/l5I2vEcVC_I 
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Aug 23, 2019 18:44
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hamjobs posted:Dr. Soul Crab That's a good one |
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Aug 23, 2019 20:10
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oh so my porn name is "kram Ramstrong" there you go, it is my name, in puzzle form, figure it out.
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Aug 23, 2019 20:29
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Your stripper name is - 1. Whatever you want your stripper name to be 2. Just keep putting symbols and numbers after it because it was already taken "Coming to the stage, Sierra_97!"
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Aug 27, 2019 18:13
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Your stripper name must: 1. Be at least 7 characters long 2. Not contain your real name 3. Contain at least one number and one symbol 4. Not be identical to your previous stripper name
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Aug 27, 2019 18:26
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Sighing as you find you don't recognize the names of any of the billed strippers. Man, 90 days goes by fast. |
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Aug 27, 2019 18:34
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Twenty Four posted:Your stripper name must: |
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Aug 27, 2019 19:20
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Twenty Four posted:Your stripper name must: TRUE STORY once i was at a bar that shared a back patio with the strip club beside it, i saw a stripper come out, take a napkin out of her bra, unfold it and put it on the chair to smoke and scream at someone on the phone about how the dj played "her song" for "that bitch, just before my time!" and as such "barely made anything" and then finished her smoke and went through the non strip club side door and just fuckin left and holy poo poo man, stripper versions of opsec is like, making sure no one else gets your songs that you dance good to?
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Twenty Four posted:Your stripper name must: WetNightmare posted:*bank robber in ski mask approaches teller and slips a note* lol
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