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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Matrix 4
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DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:

The best The One is the one with Jet Li and the completely nonsensical multiverse story that's just an excuse to hit people with motorcycles.

It's a shame that movie never got a sequel, because now I'll never know if he managed to make an entire Prison Dimension his bitch.

I AM YU LAW! I AM NOBODY’S BITCH!

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Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
The SA front page had a hilarious article like 15 years ago that was about “what happened to all the other Jet Li’s before The One” and it’s just 200 different variations on “Shot in the face while sleeping”

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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Big Beef City posted:

Miiiister Assterson

Tell me, Mr. Assterson, what good is a toilet...ifff you are unnnable to fffart?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Matrix 4
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