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I did some quick math today and I'm seriously disappointed that I did, it's kind of depressing realizing how much of my day is reserved to being assaulted by other people's anus smells and sounds I work 5 days a week, and use the restroom probably 4 times a day while I'm there, and since everyone drinks their body weight in coffee per day there are always one to two people taking massive watery shits. I'd average at least 6 unique people per day are making GBS threads around me, 5 days a week, 30 people I guess I never knew that this was going to be part of being a grown up. Maybe I should move to a new job with single occupancy bathrooms Anyway, what's your number SA? How much are strangers anuses apart of your life?
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Aug 21, 2019 17:34
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Listen not listed damnit
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Aug 21, 2019 17:35
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Congrats
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Aug 21, 2019 17:35
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Good. You deserve it.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:37
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you don't have to take massive watery shits to work here, but it helps
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Aug 21, 2019 17:37
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I was hoping you meant your original thread title "I have to listed to like 30 people a week take a poo poo" because I am also have to listed to 20 people a week take a poo poo
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Aug 21, 2019 17:38
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So you work
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Aug 21, 2019 17:39
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This is your manager, we need to have a serious talk about you not meeting your quota.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:39
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The worst is when I have to poo poo from my own coffee bod and I follow in after a super obese person just got done. There is always a layer of scum in the shape of their rear end on the seat and when I sit down I can smell the bacteria smell from their unwashed fat folds that is somehow still there after they left. Sometimes I decide I need to hold it because I can't handle the stink
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Aug 21, 2019 17:40
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please step into my office *gestures towards stall door*
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Aug 21, 2019 17:42
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RepeatingMeme posted:How much are strangers anuses apart of your life? *digging through my folder of reaction gifs for Paul Lynde*
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Aug 21, 2019 17:42
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RepeatingMeme posted:I guess I never knew that this was going to be part of being a grown up. Maybe I should move to a new job with single occupancy bathrooms Do you prefer having to poo poo or piss your pants when you really need to go and some fucknut is playing Angry Birds while bum butter leaks out of them? This sounds like a horrible solution.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:43
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my whole floor of probably like 60ish men only has 2 stalls so getting to poop is a privilege not a right
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Aug 21, 2019 17:45
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Nooner posted:my whole floor of probably like 60ish men only has 2 stalls so getting to poop is a privilege not a right Coffee should be illegal in your building
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Aug 21, 2019 17:49
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Earplugs Noseplugs Sleep mask Zen poo poo
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Aug 21, 2019 17:50
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listening to your post right now OP, know the feeling
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Aug 21, 2019 17:51
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You don't have to listed to anything. You make the choice to listen to poop sounds everyday just like I make a conscious choice to click on your poop threads everday get some headphones or something and listen to an audiobook while you poop. Or install speakers in the restroom that plays the theme from superman on repeat. No one will remove them they'll just assume that someone in charge did it and then you can feel like superman while you poop
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Aug 21, 2019 17:52
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Nooner posted:my whole floor of probably like 60ish men only has 2 stalls so getting to poop is a privilege not a right What is wrong with 60ish men using the bathroom at the same time, bigot
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Aug 21, 2019 17:54
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RepeatingMeme posted:How much are strangers anuses apart of your life? *leers at you proctologistally* A big part OP. A big part 
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Aug 21, 2019 17:55
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I've been cleaning other peoples bathroom misshaps since I was 10. In our bar, we used to have urinals that were bolted to the wall and the trajectory of drunken piss streams meant that as much piss pooled on the floor as actually went were it was supposed to. I remember paddling through an inch of the stuff between 2-3am on saturday and sunday mornings, once everyone had left, going through 4-5 fresh buckets of water and 2-3 mop heads trying to clean the stuff up. We went through extensive renovations and got a trough installed instead with a steel grating that people could stand on. It didn't help much because I still had to put a plastic bag over my hand to fish out all the ciggarette butts at the end of the night. This was quite some time ago, in the early 00's, when it was still legal to smoke in pubs in the UK. I was in there once washing my hands after handling some dusty crates and a punter walked into a cubicle. "If this isn't pretty I'm sorry! I had eggs for lunch, a good wheen!" I just shrugged my shoulders and went back to what I was doing. I don't know why I'm telling everybody this. I guess growing up in a bar means you are unfazed by other peoples bathroom habits.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:55
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coffee shits smell so bad
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Aug 21, 2019 17:56
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Valko posted:I've been cleaning other peoples bathroom misshaps since I was 10. In our bar, we used to have urinals that were bolted to the wall and the trajectory of drunken piss streams meant that as much piss pooled on the floor as actually went were it was supposed to. I remember paddling through an inch of the stuff between 2-3am on saturday and sunday mornings, once everyone had left, going through 4-5 fresh buckets of water and 2-3 mop heads trying to clean the stuff up. I-don't-know-why-Im-telling-everybody-this.txt
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Aug 21, 2019 17:58
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After reading this thread I've decided to see my rear end in a top hat shut
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Aug 21, 2019 18:03
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gently caress! I meant sew!
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Aug 21, 2019 18:04
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What's the deal with people getting their splatter poo poo up on the lip of the bowl just under the seat. I always wonder what kind of angle they acheive or is it just that explosive?
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Aug 21, 2019 18:07
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And we finally get a pooping thread from the new superstah  SA's version of ending up playing solitare in a lovely motel room at 4 a.m.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:08
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Vashro posted:What's the deal with people getting their splatter poo poo up on the lip of the bowl just under the seat. I always wonder what kind of angle they acheive or is it just that explosive? Omg yeah, what the gently caress is wrong with your diet that you splatter your poo poo in a literal cone from your rear end in a top hat, and that it comes out with such force that it splatters back up Coffee shits I bet. Coffee was a mistake
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Aug 21, 2019 18:09
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When you eat a normal person diet, you just have uneventful ghost shits. Highly recommend.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:12
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I can pm you the sound of myself making GBS threads if that's what you're into op
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Aug 21, 2019 18:15
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I'm on the other end of this. My office is super silent and super echo-y so when I have to take a work poo poo, I pray I don't have any cacophanus toilet farts.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:32
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Have you tried spiking the water cooler with imodium yet?
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Aug 21, 2019 18:41
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I can’t tell if the OP is upset about the number of people he listed to poo poo because it is too high or because it is too low.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:43
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My work life includes cleaning the caked poo poo off of (and out of) people's genitals.
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Aug 21, 2019 19:02
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Moon Atari posted:My work life includes cleaning the caked poo poo off of (and out of) people's genitals. nice i've never met anyone who worked the kitchen at olive garden before
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Aug 21, 2019 19:06
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help repeatingmeme fight 30-50 fecal logs
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Aug 21, 2019 19:10
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I have a corner office with a private bathroom.
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Aug 21, 2019 19:11
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I have a corner bathroom with a private office
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Aug 21, 2019 19:12
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I have a private bathroom with a public anus.
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Aug 21, 2019 19:15
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Who knew that my coworker, Hugh Janus, would be so loud in the bathroom.
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i go to a huge convention every year in Las Vegas at the convention center and the bathrooms there are incredible imagine the combination of travel, rich food, alcohol, and caffeine. The bathrooms are a loving warzone of farts, plots, toots, groans, and whooshes its really a sight to behold
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