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jimmyjams posted:also good luck trying to poo poo at 10am or 3pm Also have 4-5 blocked out because that is when second shift has started getting in and is now taking their "morning" coffee poops and all of first shift tryna take their "hour before I leave so time to sit in a stall and play on my phone for half of that" poops
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jimmyjams posted:also good luck trying to poo poo at 10am or 3pm the almost vacant floor of my office building is a godsend for me. its roomy, refreshingly cold, and sorta dim because of the older lighting. i cherish it.
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Man who cares maybe Im just old now but just go and fire out your dump, everyone is in that room doing the same thing no one gives a gently caress Just wash your loving hands with soap and water, the amount of men who dont use soap or even pretend to wash their hands is disgusting
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Me, pounding on the wall dividing mine and the OP's stalls: Ey! I'm POSTIN' here!
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Valko posted:
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Do it ironically posted:Just wash your loving hands with soap and water, the amount of men who don’t use soap or even pretend to wash their hands is disgusting
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Kinda makes you appreciate how drat good plumbing and sewers are lol
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Willfrey posted:When I get the fresh bowl I aim my brown stream so it catches the back and splashes the rim, like a conquistador claiming the new world I just knew there were some people out there who see a clean toilet in public as a challenge.
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Take note of your coworkers shoes so you can quickly identify who is in each stall. Keep a log book of how long each employee occupies a stall and at what time. Try to adjust your fecal schedule around your favorite stall's availability with an ample margin to allow the seat to cool to a pleasant chill.
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At my last place there was someone who managed to consistently get a smear of poo poo right down the centre from directly under the seat all the way to the water and idk how that's possible unless you're catching your poo poo to make the smear
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Jose posted:At my last place there was someone who managed to consistently get a smear of poo poo right down the centre from directly under the seat all the way to the water and idk how that's possible unless you're catching your poo poo to make the smear Winners are the ones willing to go the extra mile
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I work at a government contractor facility, and holy hell the venn diagram of people who grunt and strain like goku to drop a deuce and dudes at government contractors must be near 100% overlap. Eat some goddamn vegetables or peanut shells or tree bark.
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Aug 22, 2019 19:13
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Taking a work poo poo right now feels good man
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Bad Purchase posted:I work at a government contractor facility, and holy hell the venn diagram of people who grunt and strain like goku to drop a deuce and dudes at government contractors must be near 100% overlap. Eat some goddamn vegetables or peanut shells or tree bark. no
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Aug 22, 2019 20:11
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I just walked into my floor's bathroom to take a slash and an immediate wave of shitaura wafted out and slapped me in the face. It was moist Which one of you assholes did this
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Whiskey_Dick posted:I just walked into my floor's bathroom to take a slash and an immediate wave of shitaura wafted out and slapped me in the face. It was moist Sorry brah *washes lunch dishes in sink*
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Sorry brah In all honesty some fucker does keep clogging the sink drain with quinoa.
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Whiskey_Dick posted:In all honesty some fucker does keep clogging the sink drain with quinoa. quinoa or chia? This is important.
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Bad Purchase posted:I work at a government contractor facility, and holy hell the venn diagram of people who grunt and strain like goku to drop a deuce and dudes at government contractors must be near 100% overlap. Eat some goddamn vegetables or peanut shells or tree bark. Coming out of working in kitchens, I almost forgot how awful the average Pennsylvanian diet is. There are people who just never eat anything except for meat, bread, sugar, and like no water. I'm so weirded out by being one of the skinniest people where I work. Their bathroom breaks are all like an hour long.
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Rad-daddio posted:quinoa or chia? This is important. Quinoa - thank god. My wife clogs our sink at home with chia every now and then and it's nasty - swells up like frog eggs. On a poo related note, I have been self conscious about my mid-coil grunts after reading all the judgy posts in this thread. It's really ruining my time
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Plan Z posted:Coming out of working in kitchens, I almost forgot how awful the average Pennsylvanian diet is. There are people who just never eat anything except for meat, bread, sugar, and like no water. I'm so weirded out by being one of the skinniest people where I work. Their bathroom breaks are all like an hour long. You can't flex like that and not tell us what you brought for lunch Mr/Ms Healthypants.
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My last job was in a facility of about 2,000 employees with maybe 10 stalls for male non-executives. There wasn't a single day when I wasn't pooping next to 4+ other people also pooping. I got a little sad every time I realised I had to experience it again.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:My last job was in a facility of about 2,000 employees with maybe 10 stalls for male non-executives. There wasn't a single day when I wasn't pooping next to 4+ other people also pooping. I got a little sad every time I realised I had to experience it again. Nevertheless, I bet you get a little sad when you think about how those days are over.
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Azerban posted:i have taken a poo poo in the handicapped washrooms almost every day for the last six years now in direct contravention of the AODA and i feel no shame i do this but one time at the bookstore i had this super angry dude in a wheelchair just glare daggers at me when i came out i still do it anyways i need my legroom
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when I'm having back issues I like the handicap stall cause the toilet is higher off the ground and better for my posture. The trials of tall man making GBS threads...
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i wanna get laid tonite
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Whiskey_Dick posted:Quinoa - thank god. My wife clogs our sink at home with chia every now and then and it's nasty - swells up like frog eggs. If you have to make noises to push out a poo poo you should probably eat more fiber.
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I was working on site for work at state government building and found their stalls were these really narrow affairs where not only were you going next to someone else potentially but you were uncomfortably close to them. I called it the group poop. My current building only has 1 stall per BR. But that's a curse also because we have outgrown our building and the 4 bathrooms, located in the far 4 corners of the building, aren't enough. So if you really gotta go sometimes you're wandering the halls to each corner hoping to find one unoccupied. I'd still rather experience this than the group poop.
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jeffery posted:i wanna get laid tonite Just go into the middle stall, the one with a hole, and tap your foot when you hear someone come in.
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How do yall not just poop in the morning and then again the next morning. Its been like that for decades for me. Pooping in public is gross
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Burt Sexual posted:How do yall not just poop in the morning and then again the next morning. Its been like that for decades for me. Pooping in public is gross wait you poop when not working/off the clock?  MODS!?!?!?!
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Chinatown posted:wait you poop when not working/off the clock? I work at home 
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Chinatown posted:wait you poop when not working/off the clock?
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Poochelbel's Canon In (Dropping a) D
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Sten Freak posted:I called it the group poop. Sorry, the group poop is when you get your whole team together for a bathroom takeover. It's a great team building exercise.
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If thats a group poop then what do you call the poop where you sit on the toilet and poop in the usual way and then your partner sits on your lap facing toward you and wraps their legs around your waist and poops through your leg gap into the bowl at the same time?
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just did a diarrhea at work
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Bad Purchase posted:If thats a group poop then what do you call the poop where you sit on the toilet and poop in the usual way and then your partner sits on your lap facing toward you and wraps their legs around your waist and poops through your leg gap into the bowl at the same time? The Double Deuce E. A/k/a the Lovers Pose
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toggle posted:ive worked in many different industries over the years, but I've found that tech and i.t. people have the worst shits and tend to destroy the toilets.
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