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server: i’m sorry but the wait is roughly 45 minutes to an hour me: *sassy tongue pop* server: ughhh you’re so right. big mood. no worries hon we’ll clear a table for you right over here |
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Aug 21, 2019 18:37
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[stuck in traffic] *pop* all the cars in front of me clear a path. people rolling down their windows to shout things like “yaaas queen” and “gently caress me UP” |
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interrogator: for the last time [slaps me] tell the truth or you’re never going to make it out of here alive me: *sassy tongue pop* interrogator: oh word??? might have to let this one slide interrogator 2: are you kidding me we just brought th- interrogator: did you not just hear them!? |
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heckling the enemy baseball team up to bat. distracting them with a mean and loud sassy tongue pop before every swing |
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Macnult posted:heckling the enemy baseball team up to bat. distracting them with a mean and loud sassy tongue pop before every swing batter: “how does he even afford those seats he looks broke as hell” me: *tongue pop* umpire: “STRIIIIIKE! oh. uh, like that” |
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i should probably do more work instead of postingMacnult posted:me: *sassy tongue pop* honestly, yes
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Aug 21, 2019 18:45
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finishing a speech in class broke: “and yeah, that’s it” woke: *sassy tongue pop* |
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Aug 21, 2019 18:51
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Girl 1: Cash me outside, how bow dat? Other girl: *sassy tongue pop* Girl 1: Sorry- my bad, I'll sit down and shut up now. |
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Journalist: Mr. President, you have been accused of multiple crimes regarding corruption, money laundering and abuse of power, yet somehow you remain unchallenged in power. How is this possible? President: *sassy tongue pop* Journalist: I have to admit, I've been a critic of you before, but I cannot see any other chance than to join your re-election team right now.
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Aug 21, 2019 19:16
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Macnult posted:interrogator: for the last time [slaps me] tell the truth or you’re never going to make it out of here alive |
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Aug 21, 2019 19:56
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me trying to steal an entire spiral ham tucked awkwardly under my shirt at the exit of the local grocery store as the pimply teenage cashier yells at me to stop. I stare him right in the eyes and stroke the ham *sassy tongue pop* woman in checkout line swoons and shushes the cashier ,"now thats one sassy man" |
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Aug 21, 2019 20:02
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bend....... and snap.
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Aug 21, 2019 20:08
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Luvcow posted:me trying to steal an entire spiral ham tucked awkwardly under my shirt at the exit of the local grocery store as the pimply teenage cashier yells at me to stop. I stare him right in the eyes and stroke the ham *sassy tongue pop* https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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my hammer hits my opponents shield, angling off, showering sparks, and we both step back, trying to plan the best possible attack. his faceplate flips up as he throws his face violently back he locks eyes with me.... and the sassy tongue pop echoes across the battlefield i bend the knee, for i am undone i did not know my enemy was a God
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Aug 21, 2019 20:45
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a small demon threatens earth and hides in the last place the fbi and gob could find him, under my tongue a sassy tongue pop i have saved the world
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Aug 21, 2019 20:58
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this is why Khoisan is recognized as the most persuasive language in the world
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bee eater posted:a small demon threatens earth and hides in the last place the fbi and gob could find him, under my tongue while writing this i became concerned that im not envisioning the same tongue pop as every1 else int he class
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Luvcow posted:me trying to steal an entire spiral ham tucked awkwardly under my shirt at the exit of the local grocery store as the pimply teenage cashier yells at me to stop. I stare him right in the eyes and stroke the ham *sassy tongue pop* grocery stores hiring sassy tongue pop greeters to counteract sassy tongue pop shoplifters |
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Aug 21, 2019 21:00
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bee eater posted:while writing this i became concerned that im not envisioning the same tongue pop as every1 else int he class but like what if my blue is your green, maaaaaaaan
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Aug 21, 2019 21:01
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all i know is somehow this guy convinced me to sell my house for some of this grass i mean the grass sucks but he was making it sound so cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6WO5XabD-s ---------------- |
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Aug 21, 2019 21:01
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Macnult posted:grocery stores hiring sassy tongue pop greeters to counteract sassy tongue pop shoplifters person a: is someone making popcorn? person b: oh no no no, it's just going down
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Aug 21, 2019 21:01
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bee eater posted:person a: is someone making popcorn? shits popping off in the gluten-free aisle |
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Aug 21, 2019 21:04
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[accidentally do the sassy tongue pop while eating his rear end] he: shiiit, why didn't you say so? I'll take care of it [he bend over and eat he own rear end]
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Aug 21, 2019 21:30
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Guy: There's gonna be 2 hits, me hitting your face... Other guy: **sassy tongue pop** Guy: Oh, I KNOW when I've been beat. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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FutonForensic posted:[accidentally do the sassy tongue pop while eating his rear end] lmbo or embo i guess
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Aug 21, 2019 22:32
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Macnult posted:grocery stores hiring sassy tongue pop greeters to counteract sassy tongue pop shoplifters *sassy tongue popping duel intensifies* older woman watching breathlessly, "god. drat." |
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Aug 22, 2019 00:08
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Luvcow posted:*sassy tongue popping duel intensifies* twenty years later, russia and america are at war, the sassiest leading each army
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sassy tongue pop is what we call soda in the south
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Emergency rooms are crowded with tongue trauma patients. Too many tongue pops, and too much sass! Lawmakers start working on PSAs to teach the kids the dangers of sassy tongue pops. They are, though, largely ignored. |
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Aug 22, 2019 04:29
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Emergency rooms are crowded with tongue trauma patients. Too many tongue pops, and too much sass! Lawmakers start working on PSAs to teach the kids the dangers of sassy tongue pops. They are, though, largely ignored. anti-sassy tongue pop psa ends up backfiring worse than DARE |
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Aug 22, 2019 06:14
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Luvcow posted:*sassy tongue popping duel intensifies* |
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Macnult posted:anti-sassy tongue pop psa ends up backfiring worse than DARE Sally the Tongueless Slug was a poor mascot choice. |
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Aug 22, 2019 06:21
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The wars of the future: 1 million soldiers on each side standing in line, facing their opponent soldier, trading sassy tongue pops until the pressure becomes unbearable.
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Aug 22, 2019 11:56
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ha ha ha true, true *nervously divests all money out of surly lip smacks*
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Aug 22, 2019 12:32
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Macnult posted:[stuck in traffic] I love this post so much. If anyone tried to tell me it wasn't perfect I'd pop my tongue and say "sis, no"
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Jolo posted:I love this post so much. If anyone tried to tell me it wasn't perfect I'd pop my tongue and say "sis, no" and that, that is the tea. spill it, queen.
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Aug 22, 2019 16:52
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replacing my car horn with a tongue pop. new york city here i come |
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Macnult posted:replacing my car horn with a tongue pop. new york city here i come New York City will tongue pop u alive! |
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