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Bear Grylls barrels his way through the crowds gathered around the well. "Where's the piss water i've gotta drink it yummmmmm yum yum are the cameras rolling? yummmmmyyyy"
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 16:26 |
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bear grylls hides in our cistern, waiting for piss day yummy he thinks to himself
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 16:26 |
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Jolo posted:Bear Grylls barrels his way through the crowds gathered around the well. "Where's the piss water i've gotta drink it yummmmmm yum yum are the cameras rolling? yummmmmyyyy" correction Bear Grylls bearrels
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 16:28 |
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Jolo posted:Bear Grylls bearrels his way through the crowds gathered around the well, like bees crowding a hive. "Where's the piss water i've gotta drink it yummmmmm yum yum are the cameras rolling? yummmmmyyyy grrrrrrrrr i am a bear" fixed it for ya
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 16:29 |
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me watching bear grylls savage chug the piss water supply: that guy sure knows how to survive
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 16:30 |
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i was sitting at the campfire, craddling a mug of hot piss suddenly from the distance a growl, and in moments bear had ran up to me, snatched my mug, downed it, and ran into the distance, his thirst unsated.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 16:42 |
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bee eater posted:me watching bear grylls savage chug the piss water supply: that guy sure knows how to survive lmao
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 16:42 |
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*Filming myself just absolutely chugging piss in a desperate attempt to break into a television career* |
# ? Aug 22, 2019 16:43 |
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man i am tired of being forever alone. women like survival tough men, right? well, guess it's finally time to start pissing in my water source.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 16:44 |
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Heather Papps posted:man i am tired of being forever alone. women like survival tough men, right? well, guess it's finally time to start pissing in my water source. You should also cum in it. Then cover yourself in it. It's free pheromones! Oh yeah, but you can't jack off for a while before. Need to build up that stank. |
# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:07 |
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yes also i have heard women pee out the butt. is this true? cause babaies would like get pee on them if they came out the front. also blood is front i am p sure but i mean, i have no... huh. huhhhhh.... hands on experiance....... huhhhhh
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:19 |
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Some mysteries just cannot be solved. |
# ? Aug 22, 2019 17:23 |
i once had gay sex in my college's only water source
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 18:54 |
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blegh, i can taste the diabetic pee in here. way too sweet. |
# ? Aug 22, 2019 19:40 |
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Well, seeing as how our only water source is also where we dispose of all the dead bodies I think we can get you for desecrating a grave. |
# ? Aug 22, 2019 19:45 |
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bee eater posted:me watching bear grylls savage chug the piss water supply: that guy sure knows how to survive |
# ? Aug 22, 2019 19:59 |
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boiling the pee beforehand as a safety precaution |
# ? Aug 22, 2019 20:00 |
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Just like that line in that song by the Moonshine Boys, *"I Love You Still"... "Sometimes you gotta look out for number one Because no one else will And if you gotta go you gotta go But please, oh mister please.... Don't piss in my still!" *Not a real song https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 22, 2019 20:02 |
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I heard if you slip in pee pee they give you money! I think you might have to do it at a Costco, but I think we may have liquid gold on our hands
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 20:26 |
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pixaal posted:I heard if you slip in pee pee they give you money! I think you might have to do it at a Costco, but I think we may have liquid gold on our hands and our pants
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 20:35 |
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O(riginal)P(isser) |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 04:28 |
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cda posted:Well, you did warn us. Didn't think you'd follow through, though, seeing as how that was the only source of water we had. Flashback to earlier: cda: "Well, the plane crashed. This is a very arid environment. We're stranded here for at least a week before rescue parties have a chance of finding us. We do have this one five gallon plastic jug of water. We can all survive, but it will require extreme rationing." King of Bees: "Oooh, sorry. I'm going to have to pee, and I'm going to pee in that five gallon jug." cda: "You can't do that. Why would you do that? Just pee anywhere but the water. We need this water to survive." King of Bees: "I'm going to do it. I'm warning you." cda: "Okay, well, just remember, this is your water too." Later that night... |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 04:37 |
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what are you some kind of reverse dog?
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:54 |
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joke_explainer posted:Flashback to earlier: |
# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:01 |
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It's okay, the water was inside the bed not on it, it's a water bed silly.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 18:41 |
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Look, it's either a bed or a water source, not both. You decide. *points at King of Bees* What about that guy? Ok, well I guess it's a third thing now.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 19:37 |
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na op, u just seasoned it
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 19:39 |
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Twenty Four posted:what are you some kind of reverse dog? Twenty Four posted:what are you some kind of reverse dog? Twenty Four posted:what are you some kind of reverse dog? get it cause a dog drinks from our pissing source holy poo poo this is it, the best joke in the thread thank you goodnight we are closing up shop
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 20:12 |
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can't stop peeing in our only water source which frankly, at this point, is more accurately a pee source
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 21:36 |
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it's like an episode of a sit com in that it turns out everyone secretly peed in the only water source in turn
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 21:38 |
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Does this pee taste a little watery to anyone else? |
# ? Aug 27, 2019 22:34 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:it's like an episode of a sit com in that it turns out everyone secretly peed in the only water source in turn told rashomon style as everyone tries to defer blame and at the end when the dorky, picked-on character is stuck with the blame, the youngest one feels guilty and fesses up, then the heartthrob is like aw shucks i did too... and one by one they all fess up
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 01:00 |
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camel reading this thread suspiciously eyes its own hump
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 01:00 |
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bee eater posted:camel reading this thread suspiciously eyes its own hump the koalas are so confused right now
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 01:10 |
i smack my lips together, scrunch up my face and say to my date "i think this piss is from concentrate"
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 01:12 |
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alnilam posted:told rashomon style as everyone tries to defer blame and at the end when the dorky, picked-on character is stuck with the blame, the youngest one feels guilty and fesses up, then the heartthrob is like aw shucks i did too... and one by one they all fess up So we're just spoiling Rashomon now? I haven't had a chance to see it yet. Now I know it has different characters in it. gently caress! |
# ? Aug 28, 2019 03:03 |
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Rashomon SPoilers Multiple characters Has themes Black/whi te (no color) Nobody pees in a water source
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 03:14 |
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alnilam posted:Nobody pees in a water source at least saved me the time of having to watch it
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 03:23 |
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i am pissbourous, forever replenishing my hydration with my own piss. worship me and die.
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 03:24 |
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Heather Papps posted:i am pissbourous, forever replenishing my hydration with my own piss. worship me and die. a god 2 give me the strength to overcome my fear of jellyfish
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