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I just don't care for a fork with a low spine count. Those big two spine ones you use for bbq? NO THANKS. Can barely grab the meat and they make huge holes. Three spiney table forks??? Zero interest. Try eating a salad with that disaster of a fork. Gotta be four or more. |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 07:00 |
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Just try and hand me a three spine fork at a restaurant, i'll send it STRAIGHT back to the chef. Yeah, I know he can't control the utensil choices but its just what you do when you don't like something in a restaurant.
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 07:01 |
pls BYOB for the sake of his very sanity do not mention chopsticks to vanisher
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 07:59 |
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WetNightmare posted:pls BYOB for the sake of his very sanity do not mention chopsticks to vanisher If you use chopsticks to skewer you get sent straight to Buddhist Hell. Zero exceptions. |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 08:01 |
hail to ye lordeship i haft retourneyed from yon forest hither and forthwitte to thee haft with mine hands brung ye forth thine forke as ye order, heretoupon skewered lay ten and half-twelve spinese of thy brush fowles, they being therefrom yon boughes and limbers slayed by horripilation under mine hands under yore gracious blessings
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 08:08 |
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OP, what are your feelings on shish kebab? |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 08:16 |
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Pssssssst! Hey, everyone! I found a fork that'd break the OP's friggin mind! https://www.saveur.com/resizer/y1T--dfQIuysYNpkD0rKmtzARr0=/984x738/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-bonnier.s3.amazonaws.com/public/DLH6DTYL7F5IOTL6UIHTTEB3FA.jpg Edit: I found the fork for YOU, OP! https://www.saveur.com/resizer/ygO1...Y73JBPDZDAU.jpg Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Aug 23, 2019 |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 08:30 |
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Bring me. .. the SPINELESS FORK! *crowd gasps* |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 09:17 |
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If you think about it, a knife is just a fork with a single tine. What I'm trying to say is that you should expand your tine horizons, and appreciate and relish each tine that you are provided. In your spare time in your garage, of course, feel free to create a 12-tined fork or whatever because why not? Fake Edit: Use an 11-tined fork in respect for the events of 2001 |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 10:05 |
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Zarin posted:If you think about it, a knife is just a fork with a single tine. me: lord vanisher requests the 5 tined fork me but as a kitchen staff: *opens the cutlery drawer and there are only knives left* o-oh god, i knew this day would come *turns to other me* we've run out of tine nut fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Aug 23, 2019
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 11:14 |
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bee eater posted:me: lord vanisher requests the 5 tined fork Run to the blacksmith! Bind these five knives...as one! |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 11:44 |
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It's actually the general size and length, not the number of spines. source: this woman riding a cock:
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 11:50 |
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all the other kids at the table: *sculpting castles out of mashed potatoes* vanisher: *making crop circles*
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 11:51 |
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(ties a comb to a stick) Now I am unstoppable. |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 12:27 |
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google THIS posted:(ties a comb to a stick) Now I am unstoppable. we are going to have a fight because i glued a hair brush to a stick.
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 12:33 |
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Pictured: the fork vanisher uses for posting |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 14:38 |
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Finger Prince posted:Pictured: the fork vanisher uses for posting ';lkjhgfdspoiuytrewq';lkjhgfds
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 15:42 |
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Finger Prince posted:Pictured: the fork vanisher uses for posting The widemouth slam |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 16:00 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The widemouth slam texan spaghetti twirler
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 16:02 |
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google THIS posted:(ties a comb to a stick) Now I am unstoppable. |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 16:50 |
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Have you considered making an eating morningstar? |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 16:55 |
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forks from best to worst
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 19:28 |
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Finger Prince posted:Pictured: the fork vanisher uses for posting some of the most graceful creatures on this planet eat hay from a fork like this
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 19:39 |
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kicked out of home hardware for daydreaming about giant me in the rake section agin
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 19:40 |
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i carefully lock my bedroom door, loosen my belt and open my latest issue of forks international... *whispering to myself* "yeah... yeah thats right.... look at that bad boy right there..." |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 20:49 |
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How many for a spork though, and so the 2 side ones that are part of the spoon count as spines. I think 3 + the sides on a spork |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 22:42 |
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pixaal posted:How many for a spork though, and so the 2 side ones that are part of the spoon count as spines. so 5 tines?
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 22:43 |
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The handle of the fork does not count as a spine |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 23:01 |
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vanisher posted:The handle of the fork does not count as a spine NO! gently caress YOU DAD!!! |
# ? Aug 23, 2019 23:03 |
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 23:19 |
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i tried using a salad fork once but my dad beat the poo poo out of me
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 23:22 |
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perfection
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 00:01 |
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no wait nearly perfect, it could use one more
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 00:02 |
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pixaal posted:
nneeds a can opener on the butt
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 00:03 |
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Heather Papps posted:nneeds a can opener on the butt don't we all, friend, don't we all
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 00:14 |
bee eater posted:me: lord vanisher requests the 5 tined fork this post is extremely underrated
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 00:30 |
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Heather Papps posted:nneeds a can opener on the butt Ah yes, the butt of the fork. I like em big and round. |
# ? Aug 24, 2019 01:53 |
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Big round butt with lots of spines |
# ? Aug 24, 2019 01:54 |
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back in the day before all this politically correct "green" crap we would, every night before dinner, go out forcupine hunting. we'd each spear a nice fat forcupine and use its thousands of pointy quills to manipulate our food. the day they replaced the noble forcupine with a lame-rear end manufactured "fork" is the day humanity began its decline into effete garbage.
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 02:56 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:55 |
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vanisher posted:Big round butt with lots of spines him: hey girl what that butt do her: *stabs 5-6 peas at once with her butt* him: oh yes
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 03:20 |