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I hate what you like i hate what i like I just poo poo my pants! I am confident I am hilarious I am scared I am sad I still have 84 characters left in this post because one day I'll be twitter famous
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I really like posting with most of you folks, I know we give each other a hard time but that's how you know we're friends. 
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sweet thursday posted:I hate what you like 
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I really like posting with most of you folks, I know we give each other a hard time but that's how you know we're friends.
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i'm going to undertake a project beyond my capabilities without any resources or infrastructure
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Aug 23, 2019 22:17
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Pretend I posted a pages long essay on the validity of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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Kak posted:im gay Kak gay, so what?
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Rad-daddio posted:Pretend I posted a pages long essay on the validity of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The last slide reads: "This has been a summary of the Marvel Cinematic Universe"
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*posts photo of mushrooms growing in a bathroom* *vehemently denies that they are fertilized with jizz*
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I have the best intentions. I sometimes get probated, I sometimes get banned. I'm at the absolute forefront of Internet comedy and that isn't even a joke. I make a lot of jokes.
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sweet thursday posted:I post an ITT we are... thread I make several posts on the first page. I think I'm being funny, but I'll probably get probated again. *Edit: I don't read the posts between the one I quoted and this one, ensuring that unwittingly repeat an idea that's already been expressed.
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Jay_Zombie posted:I make several posts on the first page.
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Aug 23, 2019 22:27
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69,420 page thread about the hamburger helper
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Do you have kids? If you have kids, divorce should be the most painful thing imaginable. At least it was for me. Though most people I have met that have divorced with children really don't know or give a gently caress what it does to kids because, well, most people are psychopathic, and chances are, you are too. However, if you do have kids, it's a different matter than if you don't. You will destroy him in every way because you are female and family courts hate males. Chances are, your favorite position is in the missionary position and you've never once thought of someone else during sex. Chances are, he has. Therefore, you will win. The thing about having an ex is that there is someone out there who you loved with all your heart. Who you told every secret to. Who knows every weakness you have. Who hates you. As insinuated by my previous sexual statement, though, and along with the things you have said, it's quite likely that you have never had a dirty thought. You've never stole a bubble gum in your life. You don't swear. You don't like it up the butt. Yet he, more than likely, has many failings, drugs, affairs, kinks, embarrassing moments, enemies, etc. Therefore, when you divorce, you will destroy him. You'll be telling his mom about that time he asked you to go to a swinger club. You'll tell his boss he is a porn addict. You'll tell his future finance he's secretly gay. I'd say you'd have sex with all his friends, who'd bang you in a heartbeat, while none of your friends would touch him with a ten foot pole, however, you'd never do anything like that because you are goody two shoes. If you do have kids, Uncle Sam will make him pay you to take them away from him. It won't matter if you cheat on him and told his kids to call another man daddy or anything. Uncle Sam is absolutely convinced that every father should pay their ex to take his kids away and give them to some other rear end in a top hat, even if you do that before the divorce. For a modern woman, divorce is the best damned government program there ever was. If you have sisters or daughters, you should recommend they start planning for divorce early. The best path is to marry someone mildly successful, have a bunch of kids with him, gently caress his boss, then divorce in order to have the (ex) husband pay them to give his kids to his boss, who will fire him. Any proper divorce plan should involve the wife not getting a job or contributing anything meaningful to the marriage. The more the husband takes care of her during the marriage, the more alimony he will owe her while she is living with his boss who fired him who she started loving while they are married. Now in your case, though, even though you took care of him more than he took care of you, you won't have to give him any alimony. Family courts hate men. If you're a woman, you get more the more you were taken care of. but if you're a man you will only get share in accordance with what you should be able to produce. So if you did nothing for him during the marriage you'd be a poor housewife who he needs to take care of forever. But if he did nothing for you and you took care of him, the court will just say he is capable of earning millions and if he hasn't it's because he is a loser. Basically, you won't have to give him poo poo. Now if you have sons and brothers, just slice off their genitilia and give them a brochure to a monastery. It's the only way to survive. Marriage is death. Your husband is about to find that out. He'll be owing you money for the rest of his life and give you everything he ever had even though you make more money than he does and are more successful than he is. Anyway, you've decided you don't like him anymore. You are going to divorce. You are about to go through a wonderful journey in which you are about to find out that you are an omnipotent goddess. Your husband's soul is going to be ripped out of his body and poo poo on. He'll probably commit suicide, frankly. Don't believe his threats. They are a product of him actually believing that he is a human being and actually has some sort of hope for his future. However, he is only a male. Not a human. North American Grey Wolves have a higher status in the eyes of the law than he does. Deep down inside he may suspect the fact that his life is about to be over in any meaningful sense, and his threats are a deluded result of his belief that he has options and hope. The universe itself is designed to protect you from him. You, however, are free to abuse him in every way imaginable and nobody will give a poo poo. Isn't SA for games and stuff? I am trying to figure these forums out.
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remember when i got the tax man in trouble for posting that picture of HITLER
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Amputatoes posted: i'd hit it, i've never been with a fat girl Space Kimchi posted: Amputatoes posted: i'd hit it, i've never been with a girl fixed Amputatoes posted: Listen here you little virgin piece of poo poo nerd, just because you've never so much as touched a girl doesn't mean i haven't shoved my dick in more pussy than you've seen in your 50 GB porn collection. gently caress you and your lovely insecurities that force you to talk poo poo about other people just because you couldn't so much as get a dog to lick peanut butter off your misshapen cock. So next time, before you make a post, remove the baconator from your mouth before you begin spewing poo poo.
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At least we're not like those [not goons]
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This is a masterpiece.
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sweet thursday posted:I have the best intentions. I sometimes get probated, I sometimes get banned. I'm at the absolute forefront of Internet comedy and that isn't even a joke. I make a lot of jokes. at the bleeding edge of interweb laffs we salute you o7
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Laughing at 9/11 whilst making GBS threads my pants
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sweet thursday posted:I post an ITT we are... thread I mock a popular thread format because doing so makes me feel clever and ahead of the curve which I rarely get to feel in real life
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Play posted:I mock a popular thread format because doing so makes me feel clever and ahead of the curve which I rarely get to feel in real life i attempt to call you out and project my own insecurities
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