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don't worry russia ended up funding another story about an evil sorcerer-king (Drumpf) who wants to destroy the kingdoms of men (america) but luckily there will be another group of heroes that will unite and put a stop to his reign of evil (Biden as the wise Gandalf type, Harris as the proud Aragorn hero, O'Rourke and Booker as the plucky Hobbits who triumph against adversity...)
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The thing with the men kissing isn't gay, in communism all are equal so you do it as much as you would a woman. Nice to see they practiced the same communist practice in Middle Earth.
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Aug 24, 2019 03:37
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In a marxist-leninist view Smaug did nothing wrong imo. Those dwarves were asking for it, using their natural resources and factories, staffed by likely underpaid midgets, to economically dominate the surrounding area. He just didn't do the next step of distributing the means of production to the people 
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Aug 24, 2019 03:40
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The hobbit movies are so insanely bad it cancels out the good aspects of the lotr trilogy including howard shore's amazing soundtrack.
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Is LOTR an allegory for the U.S. civil war? Mordor is an an industrialized society full of various blood thirsty non white foreigners Orks Urukhai middle eastern looking dudes. The heroes live in a feudal agrarian society full of honour and other nonsense.
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White Phosphorus posted:Is LOTR an allegory for the U.S. civil war? Mordor is an an industrialized society full of various blood thirsty non white foreigners Orks Urukhai middle eastern looking dudes. The heroes live in a feudal agrarian society full of honour and other nonsense. He said it wasn't an allegory for anything. He just wanted to right weird words and languages.
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Aug 24, 2019 04:07
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But there is a good hobbit movie. 
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i heard the hobbit cartoon for children was actually good but no thanks ill wait for the anime like an adult
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If you squint the cgi is good in the hobbit, and consequently the scene with the dwarves, elves and orcs is pretty badass
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gary oldmans diary posted:i heard the hobbit cartoon for children was actually good but no thanks ill wait for the anime like an adult It's good and owns
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The greatest adventure is what lies ahead, today and tomorrow are yet to be said, the chances, the changes, are all yours to make, the mould of your life is in your hands to break.
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Creamed Cormp posted:don't worry russia ended up funding another story about an evil sorcerer-king (Drumpf) who wants to destroy the kingdoms of men (america) but luckily there will be another group of heroes that will unite and put a stop to his reign of evil (Biden as the wise Gandalf type, Harris as the proud Aragorn hero, O'Rourke and Booker as the plucky Hobbits who triumph against adversity...) lol
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bilbo you must help us bilbo
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[The doorbell rings; Bilbo goes to answer it and finds a dwarf.] Dwalin: [Bows] Dwalin, at your service. Bilbo: Uh, Bilbo...Baggins. At yours. [Dwalin walks in] Do we know each other? Dwalin: (muffled laughter) No. Which way, laddie? Is it down here? Bilbo: Is what down where? Dwalin: (muffled laughter) Supper. He said there'd be food and lots of it. Bilbo: He said? Who said? [Dwalin proceeds to the kitchen and eats Bilbo's dinner] Dwalin: (muffled laughter) Very good, this. Any more?
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gary oldmans diary posted:bilbo baggins and his friend dick nutsack Lol
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Colonel Cancer posted:In a marxist-leninist view Smaug did nothing wrong imo. Those dwarves were asking for it, using their natural resources and factories, staffed by likely underpaid midgets, to economically dominate the surrounding area. Nah man Smaug is the capitalist class
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in the soviet version, the hobbits after captured by the goblins of the misty mountains, seeing what personal wealth, food and bounty the goblins have question the rule of back home
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we've seen knockoff Winnie the Pooh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApfKv8Kx4oI imagine what their garfield would look like
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free hubcaps posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzoRd14L7AQ You did.
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Alan Smithee posted:we've seen knockoff Winnie the Pooh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApfKv8Kx4oI Disappointed that link wasn't a video of Xi Jinping.
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i really would've liked to have seen bilbo's journey into the alienating world of commodity fetishism as his surplus labor is continually extracted to fuel the profits of hobbit town https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3ymGcDskys
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Peanut Butter posted:Nah man Smaug is the capitalist class Smaug wasn't using the means of production, he just kept it safe from the dwarven capitalists. If anything all that gold and poo poo can be considered his personal property because it's not like a dragon is gonna operate a steam press or have a knickknack store, it's all collectible but useless garbage to them 
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In the DOS hobbit text adventure game you can smoke the pipeweed and kill your friends in either order you desire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc99nX_eN2k&t=466s
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While the kings of elves, men and dwarves were making deals with the lord of evil for shiny trinkets, Smaug sat on top of his pile of gold, keeping the population away from its obviously corrupting influence. With Smaug killed and this giant hoard now suddenly in circulation again, it had massive economic consequences that may well have led to the tragic war of the ring.
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Sunswipe posted:You did.
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What was up with all that man on man open mouth kissing as soon as it started showing characters?
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White Phosphorus posted:Is LOTR an allegory for the U.S. civil war? Mordor is an an industrialized society full of various blood thirsty non white foreigners Orks Urukhai middle eastern looking dudes. contrary to popular belief Orcs and Goblins were not one of the "sides" in the american civil war, rather they were used as mercenaries by both sides Jesustheastronaut! posted:What was up with all that man on man open mouth kissing as soon as it started showing characters? just one of the signs of a good movie imo
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1:33 looks like the cool church bell orphan guy from werner herzog's Bells from the Deep
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gary oldmans diary posted:bilbo baggins and his friend dick nutsack bilbo bulbous dildo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgFV4iVOiVE
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mods name change to very brave paper dragon please tia
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We already had a good hobbit movie https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KRqbdpbDwVo
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I remember when I watched Peter Jackon's first two terrible Hobbit films and they were making a big deal out of the arkenstone that when I thought it was something they'd added to create tension in sort of the same way the ring could do that in LotR. I read the book more than one time as a kid but forgot all about that stone being there. It doesn't seem like it needs to be either, Thorin is consumed by it but why not have him just be consumed by greed for the hoard itself? Rather than a specific gem.
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You can just read The Last Ringbearer, a Russian alternative account of the Tolkien saga were Mordor was the good guys going through an industrialization the elves, men and dwarfes wanted to stop. Or something. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer
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I wish Bilbo would smuggle my hoard
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iSimian posted:You can just read The Last Ringbearer, a Russian alternative account of the Tolkien saga were Mordor was the good guys going through an industrialization the elves, men and dwarfes wanted to stop. Or something. I like how Gandalf is portrayed as a sniveling little bitch. Makes the character more relatable imo
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