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Serving brownies with icing and calling it cake
Serving medium salsa but saying it's mild
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Aug 25, 2019 14:06
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- Adbot
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- nut
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growing up to post instead of getting a job
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Aug 25, 2019 14:08
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Using my Waterpik at 3am
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Aug 25, 2019 14:09
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Tell them about how good a WaterPik is all the time
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Aug 25, 2019 14:11
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Put the Waterpik in their mouth and helpfully waterfloss all the corn bits out of their teeth at the dinner table to demonstrate the efficacy of the Waterpik
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Aug 25, 2019 14:12
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embarass them at the state fair by playing the water gun balloon game but pulling our ur waterpik and saying don't worry guys im packin
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Aug 25, 2019 14:15
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- bradzilla
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Serving dark roast coffee but saying it's medium
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Aug 25, 2019 14:19
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- Stoner Sloth
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Being related to them
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Aug 25, 2019 15:11
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Not noticing your mama's huge booty.
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Aug 25, 2019 16:42
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- nut
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start going steady with a hive of bees
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Aug 25, 2019 16:44
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start going steady with a hive of bees
tell your mom that derek (the hive's collective name) doesn't believe in "works" and "jobs" per se
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Aug 25, 2019 16:44
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- Stoner Sloth
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tell your mom that derek (the hive's collective name) doesn't believe in "works" and "jobs" per se
talking calmly and freely about your sex life, including graphic details of derek's beenis
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Aug 25, 2019 17:01
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Just breaking down into tears because it's all too much.
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Aug 25, 2019 17:15
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Leave them something in your will that you don't even have any more (bonus points if it's a house you reverse-mortgaged), and "everything else" to a charity they would all hate.
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Aug 25, 2019 17:50
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add an extra prong to all the forks while they r sleeping
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Aug 25, 2019 18:10
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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add an extra prong to all the forks while they r sleeping
I hate when I find myself unexpectedly using a fivek.
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Aug 25, 2019 18:52
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Have a party for everyone but don't go to it. (Careful: may actually be a self-own if nobody likes you.)
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Aug 25, 2019 18:58
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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Offer to buy the groceries but *forget* one important item on the list.
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Aug 25, 2019 19:23
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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mudering them all and placing there bodies so it spells out "byob"
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Aug 25, 2019 20:50
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- nut
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I hate when I find myself unexpectedly using a fivek.
don't tell vanisher about this
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Aug 25, 2019 20:51
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- lost my old email
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mudering them all and placing there bodies so it spells out "byob"
hannibal lecter but extremely byob. "this is my design" he says, pointing to a dead guy with a cheap bong sellotaped to his head
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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Aug 25, 2019 21:10
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- lost my old email
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tell me will: where did i put my keys?
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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Aug 25, 2019 21:11
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- bradzilla
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Parking behind them then saying "oh I didn't realize you had anywhere to go" when they need to leave
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Aug 25, 2019 21:11
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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yeh. murdereing them isn't the part that's owning them. the part thats owning them is arranging their bodies to spell byob, and the oart that's owning me is when the police put out a description of my crimes and say i was spelling "pohp" and start calling me the "pohp killer"
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Aug 25, 2019 21:33
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by rvsping to my Beer and BBQ Bash invites the fools have entered into joinder with myself, the absolute cretins
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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Aug 25, 2019 22:35
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- cda
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Be an a 19th century plantation owner.
Only if some of your best friends are black.
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Aug 25, 2019 23:45
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aw man bam magera was the best at this. one time he hit his dad many times. amazing. then put rock music over the beating and sold the tape for a profit. lately he got all hooked on drugs and his family are super concerned, his best troll yet will keep everyone updated
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Aug 26, 2019 01:35
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by Hand Knit
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aw man bam magera was the best at this. one time he hit his dad many times. amazing. then put rock music over the beating and sold the tape for a profit. lately he got all hooked on drugs and his family are super concerned, his best troll yet will keep everyone updated
lol
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Aug 26, 2019 01:48
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Eating a big breakfast of beans, cabbage, and eggs before the big road trip. Also maintaining that diet throughout.
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Aug 26, 2019 02:12
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