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OG Algier
Aug 5, 2019

https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2019-08-18/america-is-obsessed-with-beef-but-it-has-no-use-for-hides-so-leather-prices-plunge

quote:

According to Hidenet, a leather markets research firm, a hide from a branded cow went for as little as $4 the week of July 15, down from as much as $81 just five years ago. Vera Dordick, chief executive officer and publisher of Hidenet, added that it’s not just the U.S. industry that’s suffering.

I'm ruined. How am I gonna feed my kids now?

Thanks millennials

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dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
My chaps are now assless out of necessity, not choice.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

dudeness posted:

My chaps are now assless out of necessity, not choice.

i got one word for ya, buddy

naugahyde

e: though it doesn't have the same ring as leather daddies

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's a buyers market now!

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

OG Algier posted:

I'm ruined. How am I gonna feed my kids now?

Thanks millennials

Feed the surplus leather to them?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

gently caress em, I switched to all spandex months ago!!

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

For every animal you don't flay, i'm flaying two :smug:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Saint Drogo posted:

For every animal you don't flay, i'm flaying two :smug:

Imma flay yo dick with my vacuum suction lips bitch!!

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
assless chaps here i come!

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
I bet those Brazilian cattle ranchers burning the Amazon feel silly now.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




Finally, you can afford to feed them leather

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Finally, my plan to replace the leather industry with flayed cock flesh harvested from my tiger-tongue like dick sucking capabilities, with vigorously chapped yet prodigious DSLs, has come to fruition.

I am taking preorders on my first run of cockskin boots.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Good news for the petrochemical industry!

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

all I know about leather is not to open a leather shop in Arizona, you’ll be out of business in a week

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Oh snap! Nows my chance to make those moccasins on the cheap!

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
OP is just trying to please his Big Leather daddy

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Finally, my plan to replace the leather industry with flayed cock flesh harvested from my tiger-tongue like dick sucking capabilities, with vigorously chapped yet prodigious DSLs, has come to fruition.

I am taking preorders on my first run of cockskin boots.

hello, yes i would like to return these cockskin boots i wore them in the snow and they shrank two sizes

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Everyone, buy as much leather sex gear as possible, we're going to bring up demand enough that the prices will be fixed.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
well poo poo at this point i may as well buy my own cow and make my own leather!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Good time to start a motorcycle sex gear company.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Korthal posted:

Everyone, buy as much leather sex gear as possible, we're going to bring up demand enough that the prices will be fixed.

thats just what Big Leather wants you to do. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

cool now I can afford to leather my living room and kitchen countertops

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I think he hangs out at The Blue Oyster Bar every weekend.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Korthal posted:

Everyone, buy as much leather sex gear as possible, we're going to bring up demand enough that the prices will be fixed.

I can't. literally everything I own is leather. have you tried to poo poo in a leather toilet? it's NOT a fun time! the frustration is far outpacing the fetish :smith:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



This is great! Now I can FINALLY really get more wardrobe together!

lost my old email
Jun 20, 2019

somebody is working this into their findom repertoire as we speak

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Gold is doing good,

ya'll sell your leather holdings and buy some gold

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

At $4 a hide you could make a killing in LARP gear.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Supreme Allah posted:

Gold is doing good,

ya'll sell your leather holdings and buy some gold

Are you crazy? The time to get in and BUY BUY BUY is when the price is low. It will be a bull market soon!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Korthal posted:

Everyone, buy as much leather sex gear as possible, we're going to bring up demand enough that the prices will be fixed.

Don't listen to this sex weird, the REAL kink futures are in latex!!!

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

super sweet best pal posted:

At $4 a hide you could make a killing in LARP gear.

for real, can I get some like "charmed" era warlock leather armor in XXXXXXXL ?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Supreme Allah posted:

Gold is doing good,

ya'll sell your leather holdings and buy some gold

Sell low, buy high

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

food court bailiff posted:

all I know about leather is not to open a leather shop in Arizona, you’ll be out of business in a week's time.
FTFY.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Extra Large Marge posted:

Sell low, buy high

Hey Im not trying to get political but I dont think golds going down any time soon, until we figure out if president poo poo for brains gets re elected or not. Its a very insecure time, its a good time to get some gold and hide it up your bum.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



drat it I already spent my sex gear budget for the month on enema kits.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Custom leather seats should get cheaper imho

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

drat it I already spent my sex gear budget for the month on enema kits.

Good news, next month is only a couple days away.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Supreme Allah posted:

Hey Im not trying to get political but I dont think golds going down any time soon, until we figure out if president poo poo for brains gets re elected or not. Its a very insecure time, its a good time to get some gold and hide it up your bum.

Rent $1200
Food $800
Rectal Gold $7300
Insurance $200
Utilities $200

Someone who is good at the economy please help my family is dying

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Leather daddies are extremely excited

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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
The Avengers but with Hard Gay.

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