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Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
My leather portfolio remains strong.

Because portfolio is another name for a briefcase, get it? :dadjoke:

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marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
briefcase guns. pussy

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



marijuanamancer posted:

briefcase guns. pussy

I can see a leather briefcase, but leather guns and leather pussy seem a little more questionable to me.

naked umlaut
Aug 3, 2005
damnit i just bought an expensive leather sofa, no wonder it was on sale

Burt Sexual posted:

Imagine buying a car without leather air heated/air conditioned seats. Lol

also this

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Serious post: how do I buy $4 cow hides?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Ripoff posted:

How the hell are Americans eating more beef than ever? Have we moved to beef 3 meals a day, lacing Frosted Flakes with ground sirloin now?

There’s no loving way Americans can actually add more beef to our diets.

It's almost as if the population rises over time, meaning more beef is eaten.

Odd, very strange.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Don't talk about my ex, please.

nut
Jul 30, 2019

is this why the y waited so long to make matrix 4

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

bird with big dick posted:

You either pay $2000 up front for the leather or you’re going to lose $2000 when you go to trade it in due to all the jizz stains that you can’t get out of the cloth.

I said I'm doing both goddamn it

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