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How the hell did this franchise get off the ground after episode 4 5 and 6 (the originals)? The movie is plain trash and invite and Star Wars lovers to defend this piece of rotten stool. Jar Jar Binks and his slobbering grunting king is incredibly stupid. The pod race is stupid. This young kid is left on the starting blocks for about 30 seconds and somehow comes from behind to win?? Wtf. At the speed those thins go there is no way he could catch up to the pack. The two headed pod race announcers. The giant flying elephant nosed looking trader who is Anakins boss. Really?? The only good part was the kick rear end Sith and the fine fine queen. Let this thread be about how stupid the franchise is and ridicule the lovers of this Disney bullshit.
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jar jar binks. more like fart fart stinks
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Aug 26, 2019 05:26
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Piggy Smalls posted:The movie is plain trash and invite and Star Wars lovers to defend this piece of rotten stool. SW nerds love to poo poo on Episode 1. It's a pathetic joke of a film.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:27
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Piggy Smalls posted:The movie is plain trash and invite and Star Wars lovers to defend this piece of rotten stool. Resting Lich Face posted:SW nerds love to poo poo on Episode 1. It's a pathetic joke of a film.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:29
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The whole series sucked rear end. The “let’s release a new episode every year to milk these idiots” is amazingly funny.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:33
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Xaris posted:came here to say this. op is just saying water is wet and preaching the choir. nobody loves ep 1 and it was poo poo on far and wide when it came out by sw and non-sw fans. i will say the prequels have seen a little more positivity the last several years, probably more young-in gen-z reflecting back upon childhood rose-tinted glasses, than it did at release but it's still widely negative. 2 and 3 are better in context with other parts of canon, namely The Clone Wars. They're still not great though, but I still enjoy them because what the hell, I just love me some Star Wars.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:34
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Wow exciting revelations for a 20 year old children's movie that everyone already hates
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Aug 26, 2019 05:36
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it's a thread from 10 years ago.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:37
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Suck it. First time for me to see it. I read today they are making a Disney hotel with Star Wars theme. This is an example of leave well enough alone.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:44
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Hell Yeah posted:it's a thread from 10 years ago. we must be careful not to alarm him let's try to recreate the atmosphere he's used to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m48GqaOz90
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Aug 26, 2019 05:49
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I think it's good. 
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Aug 26, 2019 05:51
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Hell Yeah posted:it's a thread from 20 years ago.
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Aug 26, 2019 05:58
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Jar Jar Binks is the only good Star Wars character.
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Aug 26, 2019 06:25
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Resting Lich Face posted:I just love me some Star Wars. ew gross why
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Aug 26, 2019 06:42
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now THIS is podracing!
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CGI looked good at the time. Teenage me was blown away by the realism. I tried watching it a few years ago and thought it looked like a 90’s windows wallpaper in retrospect.
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Aug 26, 2019 06:55
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OP I'm taking your thread to Coruscant.
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Aug 26, 2019 09:10
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Ok, Episode 1 had Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor which gave it the sex appeal it needed to bring in the horney nerd crowd. Warwick Davis was in it for a few seconds, which is good because the adoring cinema crowd would have turned into a crazed mob if he were to be given a line. It's cool see Darth Vader's origin story. You can see little baby Vader help his mom around the house. Anyway, if this were 1999, and I had to pick between Star Wars and Inspector Gadget, I'd pick Star Wars.
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Aug 26, 2019 09:37
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Mooey Cow posted:OP I'm taking your thread to Coruscant. Where are you taking them?
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Star Wars is great fun. I only need to hear the opening parp and I instantly have an erection.
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When Zorg was choking and pressing all the buttons what the hell was that happy snout creature? What button summons that?
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Icochet posted:When Zorg was choking and pressing all the buttons what the hell was that happy snout creature? What button summons that? The button labelled 'Friendship'
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Aug 26, 2019 09:40
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Sounds magic
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Aug 26, 2019 09:43
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I liked in Star Wars when they collected the 4 Element stones and had to rescue Jar Jar with his multipass
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Aug 26, 2019 09:49
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George Lucas needs a beard otherwise his neck just joins his face.
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Aug 26, 2019 10:46
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Where are you taking them? To Coruscant.
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Aug 26, 2019 11:10
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I fuckin loved EVERY second, OP
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Aug 26, 2019 11:22
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Hooting in orgasmic glee every few moments in the theater. A fish chase scene? Yes. More. That was me. Just thick fat ropes of movie going delight each and every time I experience the bliss that is this movie.
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Aug 26, 2019 11:25
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gently caress off, OP. The pod race was cool. Also, the trailer gave off a way different vibe than the actual movie did. The trailer got everyone hyped.
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Aug 26, 2019 11:26
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Episode one was pretty good, too bad about the other 5 or 6. Needed more talking scenes and less juvenile pew pew lasers though.
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Aug 26, 2019 11:36
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You wouldn't think that Han Solo had such magnificent tits, but boy would you be wrong. Wow.
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Aug 26, 2019 11:38
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Remember in Episode 1 when that critter farts in Jar Jar’s face? That’s all I remember.
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Aug 26, 2019 11:51
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Star wars 1: Little orphan Annie
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Aug 26, 2019 11:59
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ballistics statistics posted:gently caress off, OP. The pod race was cool. This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6hOlI9cg4o
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I was maybe 16 when it came out and was super into Star Wars and got tickets to the midnight show and was just so excited. All midnight shows are fun since the crowd really gets into it, but when the movie ended I thought "Well I didn't gather everything so I'll just have to see it again." Little did I know that it just sucked. I think I still like Episode 1 better than 2 and 3. Then it's all just Anakin whining like a teenager the whole movie.
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Aug 26, 2019 12:03
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I was maybe 16 when it came out and was super into Star Wars and got tickets to the midnight show and was just so excited. All midnight shows are fun since the crowd really gets into it, but when the movie ended I thought "Well I didn't gather everything so I'll just have to see it again." Little did I know that it just sucked. No way dude, Episode 3 was the bestest one!
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Aug 26, 2019 12:04
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Dude, a bunch of internet nerds kickstarted their whole careers by explaining exactly why eps 1-3 are bad over like 4 hours of videos and they have a megathread on this very forum and you're only just hearing about this.
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Poor guy   Good Ol Filbert posted:No way dude, Episode 3 was the bestest one! 
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Aug 26, 2019 12:06
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Podracing scene was ripped off from a 1970s Norwegian puppet movie. Not making GBS threads you.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Poor guy He could have used a Big Brother type of program, if you ask me. Somebody to steer him in the right direction.
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