Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

why r u reading about it when ur already living it

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

you ever watch an adult movie where the dudes actual balls are hanging out of his prosthetic dick/balls. its p jarring

id like to think that for every medical micropenus on that subreddit there are 3 dudes who have woefully compared their dicks to some porno guy who has a freakishly huge four inch cock

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Big Beef City posted:

I want to know what kind of injury results in your dick shrinking and getting enormous, cartoon like balls because that sounds hilarious

Like I can only imagine he was shredding on a skate board and absolutely destroyed his junk on a guard rail or something and screamed "Ohhh My tiny cock! It's RUINED FURTHER" as he went down for the count

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

any condition that would effect the dimensions of a penis comes with dire consequences.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Prob nothing since that would either be a circulation issue or some kind of perpetual inflammation which would cause a discomfort so extreme that I doubt it would be tolerable.

For personal experience, I once had sex for four hours with an ex. I have a large penis and my ex is very small, about 4'9".

Repeatedly I smashed her cervix, as her vagina was relatively shallow, and throughout it she would contact her vaginal muscles to constrict my ding dong since, savage as she was, it brought her pleasure.

The next day, I awoke with my penis so swollen it had gain about half an inch in circumference, for reference, my ding dong is normally about six and a half inches in circumference. It was a log, thick and feeling like a mushy sock of puss.

The discomfort was immense, I was perpetually aware of my penis in a tactile sense, it was this throbbing entity of constant presence. It's like when you hit your shin on the coffee table and for a solid minute feel the radiating presence of that knot of tissue recoiling, tensity which eases into a suffusing pain and tenderness.

Fool that I was, I decided, being immensely horny as well, that after two weeks we could probably bone. It was a lie we told ourselves, as not only were the logistics of coercing my ding dong into her hooha difficult, but the sensation was one of a pure eldritch nature. It was as if pain and pleasure had become one in a way advocates of BDSM could only dream of. After about five minutes I couldn't do it anymore and called it quits.

The swelling the next day increased to about another tenth of an inch, and I spent much of the time with my ex consoling me and cooing over me as I languished moaning in hot baths.

The trauma of the penis is no joke, any condition that would effect the dimensions of a penis comes with dire consequences.

Big Beef City posted:

"Please god! Not my laughably small penis and freakish sack!" the man screams as the backhoe revs to life directly over his pelvis

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Basing the value of a man's sexual prowess and his masculinity on penis size and making jokes about it is classic, destructive toxic masculinity,

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I have a large penis

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Prob nothing since that would either be a circulation issue or some kind of perpetual inflammation which would cause a discomfort so extreme that I doubt it would be tolerable.

For personal experience, I once had sex for four hours with an ex. I have a large penis and my ex is very small, about 4'9".

Repeatedly I smashed her cervix, as her vagina was relatively shallow, and throughout it she would contact her vaginal muscles to constrict my ding dong since, savage as she was, it brought her pleasure.

The next day, I awoke with my penis so swollen it had gain about half an inch in circumference, for reference, my ding dong is normally about six and a half inches in circumference. It was a log, thick and feeling like a mushy sock of puss.

The discomfort was immense, I was perpetually aware of my penis in a tactile sense, it was this throbbing entity of constant presence. It's like when you hit your shin on the coffee table and for a solid minute feel the radiating presence of that knot of tissue recoiling, tensity which eases into a suffusing pain and tenderness.

Fool that I was, I decided, being immensely horny as well, that after two weeks we could probably bone. It was a lie we told ourselves, as not only were the logistics of coercing my ding dong into her hooha difficult, but the sensation was one of a pure eldritch nature. It was as if pain and pleasure had become one in a way advocates of BDSM could only dream of. After about five minutes I couldn't do it anymore and called it quits.

The swelling the next day increased to about another tenth of an inch, and I spent much of the time with my ex consoling me and cooing over me as I languished moaning in hot baths.

The trauma of the penis is no joke, any condition that would effect the dimensions of a penis comes with dire consequences.