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my dad called me a liar and pushed me into a bush when i told him this stuff.
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Heather Papps posted:my dad called me a liar and pushed me into a bush when i told him this stuff. sounds like a real bradley cooper
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Aug 28, 2019 14:05
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bee eater posted:sounds like a real bradley cooper THATS WHAT HE SAID! he said, "i'm a real bradley cooper and you're just some... jared leto."
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Heather Papps posted:THATS WHAT HE SAID! he said, "i'm a real bradley cooper and you're just some... jared leto." Let go my Leto! |
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Aug 28, 2019 15:56
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WetNightmare posted:the sex was funn y but get this...what if they fart in harmony? 
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Aug 28, 2019 20:41
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haha hey internet, imagine me making this noise irl EEEEEEUUURGGH!! ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!
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Aug 28, 2019 20:46
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Remember all those people Bradley Cooper shot in the Hangover? Of course not, you were too busy laughing at Ken Cheong's micro dong when he jumped out of the trunk of that car. You could almost say it was a little "dick-straction" from all the killing (but don't) |
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Splatmaster posted:Remember all those people Bradley Cooper shot in the Hangover? see i told me dad and he just pushed me back into the ditch
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iraqi mom at a sewing bee, bragging to her friends about how MY jihadi son was shot by BRADLEY COOPER! |
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Aug 28, 2019 21:34
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getting misty eyed with pride at a baseball game when the announcer asks all the current or former bradley coopers to stand while the crowd cheers |
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Aug 28, 2019 21:36
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remember when bradley cooper was just a heart throb and not the god philosopher soldier king?
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fact: bradley cooper took the role in american hustle without reading the script because he assumed it was the sequel to american sniper about hustling back to iraq to do more snipering |
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Aug 28, 2019 21:37
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canyoneer posted:fact: bradley cooper took the role in american hustle without reading the script because he assumed it was the sequel to american sniper about hustling back to iraq to do more snipering if you watch closely his trigger finger is twitching the whole time
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"The Inside of Brad Coop's Silver Lined Playbook posted:go to iraq and shoot my gun (at people? ya)
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every train is the midnight meat train is bradley cooper is on it and also a sniper rifle
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bradley cooper... guys, i saw him.... he pointed at my butt and said "that's a pear shaped man!" and i am crying now
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Bradley Cooper is known for his use of method acting. He prepared for his role as Chris Kyle by massacring huge swaths of terrorists with chainsaws and rocket launchers in iraq
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DB Pooper posted:Bradley Cooper is known for his use of method acting. He prepared for his role as Chris Kyle by massacring huge swaths of terrorists with chainsaws and rocket launchers in iraq who the butt is chris kyle he sounds like a nascar driver
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bee eater posted:who the butt is chris kyle he sounds like a nascar driver like a regular kyle but punching holes in the wall with a car |
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Aug 30, 2019 02:14
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oh no... are him and bradley cooper friends because if they were to join forces..... they would make so many jokes about my pear shaped body and luscious butt
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Aug 30, 2019 02:23
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who would win bradley cooper or bugs bunny
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Never trust a man with two first names. i knew there was a reason i suspected bugs bunny..... what a butt....
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WetNightmare posted:who would win bradley cooper or bugs bunny the world. butt
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bradley cooper jazz is all about the shots he doesn't take
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Jolo posted:bradley cooper jazz is all about the shots he doesn't take he shoots u on the reload
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bee eater posted:he shoots u on the reload what the heck? i'm heckin dead now, somebody update bradley coopers k/d ratio
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update mine also it should read 0/1, thanks
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bradley cooper is in a movie in pre-production called "nightmare alley" im assuming hes starring as the nightmare with a gun
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Did anyone do a buttley Cooper joke yet, I'm not brave enough to be the first one
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buttley pooper
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DB Pooper posted:Bradley Cooper Aimbot what a minute, d...b...pooper
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i don't even care i am posting it again: bradley pooper. comef or me mr sniperman i don't even care i will post this joke because pear shaped men deserve respect!
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Heather Papps posted:i don't even care i am posting it again: bradley pooper. RIP in bullet HELL |
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what if ... haha, what if bradley cooper did all of our fathers 
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WetNightmare posted:what if ... haha, what if bradley cooper did all of our fathers they wouldn't be able to resist his boyish charm and good aim
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