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wane tendo posted:jingle is dead .... game over Well worth it mate, she's shite
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about loving time
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SatansOnion posted:op have you consulted any local magic users "Magic user"? what is this stupid PC crap lol
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JK Fresco posted:"Magic user"? what is this stupid PC crap lol if by that you mean “Personal Coverage (Of My rear end, from Uncanny Godlike and/or Eldritch Entities)” well, yeah. like, for a water elemental or something, two things are always true: -matters of sex and gender are, at best, a pointless distraction to them -they have enough magic power to ruin your eon if it feels like you’re wasting its time inclusivity of language, in this case, isn’t merely common got dang civility and hospitality, although that’s part of what I mean by it; it’s a habit of mind that a savvy summoner takes pains to cultivate 
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Aug 29, 2019 03:54
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OP already knows how the thread will turn out. Can't decide if he's wasting our time or fulfilling small destinies for each of us.
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Aug 29, 2019 04:26
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Internetjack posted:I'm going to predict you are not taking your meds.
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Welp heard back from HR and I lost my job. Can't say I didn't see this coming. The accident is only a month from now so my co-worker was pretty freaked out by it. He threatened to sue and got a legal team together. Make sure you said condolence cards to his widow on October 2. He's going to be crushed to death after walking underneath a piano on a rope like in a cartoon so please be sensitive and refrain from any condolence cards involving musical instruments or Looney Tunes characters,
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OP you gotta learn to be a tad more cryptic in the workplace. Next time, instead of: "a piano is going to crush you to death a month from now", try: "it's never too early to begin estate planning, but it could always be too late"
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You should have seen this coming... ...is the name of your sex tape.
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Not exactly the same thing but I got a cornea transplant from somebody that (long story) turned out to be a man who was falsely imprisoned and killed for a murder he didn't commit. It was a rough few weeks because I kept seeing him following me everywhere, but once I solved the case and let his soul rest in peace my eyesight has been perfect. My suggestion is to see if you have any unsolved murders around you and get to work solving those.
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Whoa you got ghost eyes? That owns. I want ghost eyes. And a ghost dong. Like a second one and sometimes in the presence of other spirits you get a ghost boner. That'd be rad as hell
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A Fancy Hat posted:Not exactly the same thing but I got a cornea transplant from somebody that (long story) turned out to be a man who was falsely imprisoned and killed for a murder he didn't commit. Funny you should mention that, I've actually just started talking to a guy who's interested in investing in me as a private detective who consults for the police drpartment. I'd have to move to a quirky small town with an El Salvador-level murder rate but the bigger problem is there's no market for single PIs so I need a sarcastic partner whose an ethnic minority. If there's any PoC goons reading this who are interested in living on the Oregon coast contact me. Also I need lots of banter and one liners but I've never been any good at those so any suggestions would not be refused.
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recharge your JO crystal, OP
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