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Whenever I drink, the first and most prominent effect I feel is that of profuse sweating in and around my b-hole area. Even if I've only had a few sips I get that instant feeling of my rear end starting to sweat. Normally my crack is quite dry. I've got no issues with swamp rear end on a regular day-to-day basis. I know that some people get sweaty when drinking but it seems to be almost entirely isolated to between my cheeks. Some people get that nice warm sensation in their stomach as the alcohol absorbs into their blood stream but I'm cursed with having to deal with a microburst of sweat in my pants every time I have a sip of beer. Normally this isn't an issue when I'm drinking at home but it's a big deal when I go out. Forget about wearing light coloured pants to the bar. I don't want to deal with the paranoia of thinking that it looks like I've poo poo myself all night. I'm not sure what causes my rear end to sweat so heavily. This isn't some pavlovian response to getting plowed after a long night of heavy drinking at the gay bar. It must just be how my body responds to alcohol. Another strange effect I get from drinking is that my sense of smell becomes very sensitive. After a beer I can start to smell the ambient scents in the room. Like the fabric softener on my shirt or the smell of the room that I've been in for hours. Drinking outside is great because I can really focus on the smells of nature. I've read that this is sort of an uncommon side effect. It's pretty great and I consider myself lucky that I get this effect so strongly. Am I alone in experiencing these effects? Do any of you get weird effects from drinking or other drugs?
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Stop drinking alcohol with Olestra, OP edit: 
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Aug 28, 2019 04:00
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Private Cumshoe posted:Stop drinking alcohol with Olestra, OP It's not anal leakage thankfully. I feel compelled to check for squirts every time this happens
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Aug 28, 2019 04:02
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it's not unusual to poo poo yourself after drinking, OP
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Aug 28, 2019 04:05
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are you "butt chugging" the alcohol, op? if not, have you tried it?
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Aug 28, 2019 04:06
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you're supposed to consume the alcohol through your mouth
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Aug 28, 2019 04:07
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its only tuesday gently caress
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Aug 28, 2019 04:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi3_OabNgDY
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Aug 28, 2019 04:10
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My feet burn whenever I drink sake
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Son of Man posted:are you "butt chugging" the alcohol, op? I've not tried boofing booze yet. Sounds efficient yet cumbersome. I plan on saving the experience of that route of administration for when I'm homeless and living on the streets
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Aug 28, 2019 04:11
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The strangest effect I've experienced from alcohol is that it made my wife leave me and she now refuses to even speak with me at all and I live a lonely existence full of regret and shame because of it hooray
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Aug 28, 2019 04:22
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Try these, OP. I know a guy who's definitely not me who gets terrible swamp rear end which shows through the seat of my pants at the office - they're expensive but worth it. https://www.ejisinc.com/products/sweat-proof-underwear
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Aug 28, 2019 04:22
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A few times when I was drunk my ceiling started moving like I was on shrooms or acid or something. It didn’t continue for long so I ain’t concerned.
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Aug 28, 2019 04:36
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Seems like I always get a headache or sometimes sick the next day when I do alcohol
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Aug 28, 2019 04:52
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sweaty butthole? thats just my game
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Aug 28, 2019 04:59
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its like cornhole but way more intense
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Aug 28, 2019 04:59
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It's self lubricating because your inner self really wants to be railed.
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Aug 28, 2019 05:03
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Oh my loving god. I seriously thought I was the only one cuz nobody else has ever mentioned this crazy poo poo and it's not exactly the kind of thing you can just ask most people.  OP, you're not alone. It's fuckin' weird.
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Aug 28, 2019 05:04
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Oh my loving god. You and OP should 69 eachother's sweaty assholes. Get it all nice and clean so you can drink without being self conscious about your weird assholes.
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Aug 28, 2019 05:06
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really
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Aug 28, 2019 05:08
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yo if op wants to mad tongue some rear end who cares
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Aug 28, 2019 05:08
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Oh my loving god. William Henry Sweatytaint
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Aug 28, 2019 05:09
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Resting Lich Face posted:You and OP should 69 eachother's sweaty assholes
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Aug 28, 2019 05:43
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I have the smell thing, I love the way the world smells when I'm drunk, it reminds me of all the dive bars and beer-can-strewn rental backyards I've had my dissolute fun in. My b-hole on the other hand is imperturbable, unflappable, nothing troubles it in the least.
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Aug 28, 2019 05:54
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gonna need you to start passing out the xanax thanks
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Aug 28, 2019 06:12
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marijuanamancer posted:gonna need you to start passing out the xanax thanks Ask for clonazepam instead Lasts all day Just for the love of Christ don’t run out
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Aug 28, 2019 06:14
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its a killer of mammals
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Aug 28, 2019 06:28
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marijuanamancer posted:its a killer of mammals Yeah and what loving isn’t?
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Aug 28, 2019 06:28
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ur mum
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Aug 28, 2019 06:32
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marijuanamancer posted:ur mum Yeah my mom only fucks dogs doesn’t kill them
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Aug 28, 2019 06:33
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Yeah my mom only fucks dogs doesn’t kill them ur mum fucks dags?
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Aug 28, 2019 06:33
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marijuanamancer posted:ur mum fucks dags? Of course not but i’m Incredib;y drunk and stoned
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Of course not but i’m Incredib;y drunk and stoned my man
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Aug 28, 2019 06:48
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marijuanamancer posted:my man She does let dogs sleep in her bed but not in a gross way, seriously, doggos more like goddos.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:She does let dogs sleep in her bed but not in a gross way, seriously, doggos more like goddos. i dont let my dogs sleep in my bed, because im allergic. life is weird man
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Aug 28, 2019 06:59
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marijuanamancer posted:i dont let my dogs sleep in my bed, because im allergic. life is weird man I’m allergic too but I just deal with it, that dog loves me more than most people ever will E; more than most people will ever be loved I mean
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Aug 28, 2019 07:04
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do what it do i dont need other mammals that close lol
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Aug 28, 2019 07:08
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Resting Lich Face posted:You and OP should 69 eachother's sweaty assholes. Get it all nice and clean so you can drink without being self conscious about your weird assholes. haha, yeah, or mabe take a video of the sweat, like, zoom in on your butt to show its dry then start drinking and show the sweat, for science, and post it to the forums for laughs
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Aug 28, 2019 07:57
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sticksy posted:Try these, OP. I know a guy who's definitely not me who gets terrible swamp rear end which shows through the seat of my pants at the office - they're expensive but worth it. Seconding these. They are a lifesaver. However, if I wear them for an entire day that involves walking around in hot weather for a long period of time, my waistline/high buttocks areas get insanely itchy and it lasts for a few days. I guess cuz the sweat gets trapped in there and irritates the skin.
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how fat are you op
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