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big nipples big life posted:it's armored you nincompoop. don't shoot teh hurricane. but if we avoid shooting the armor and aim at the weak point, it should be fine
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Guns alone are not strong enough to stop it. If only we hadn't laughed when nuking it was suggested. Oh the hubris!
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I mean nobody has ever tried nuking a hurricane. Maybe it would work? The worst thing that could happen is some radioactive rain curing Florida.
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Beet Wagon posted:Guns alone are not strong enough to stop it. If only we hadn't laughed when nuking it was suggested. Oh the hubris! A few of my friends went out shooting at the hurricane last time and it definitely ended up missing tampa right at the last minute
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look if you want to live near the ocean you just have to accept that it might kill you one day
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If you want to live anywhere good you have to be ready for natural disasters.
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everywhere "good" is gonna be underwater in 10 years. thats why i live on a mountain sky coast represent
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The ocean is loving scary
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lol the spaghetti models show Dorian may directly hit the tampa bay area and my parents are saying I'm worrying too much  its been raining sporadically everyday for like a week now and there is already a new batch of sinkholes If this things stays a Cat 3 or goes higher (it will because hell dimension  ) poo poo is going to be insane over here
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Considering it’s got a clear path to float over 85-90 degree water and no shear to mess with it, chances seem really good for a deathstorm.
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remember goons if you get trapped in the storm hide in a self serve car wash
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rofl this is gonna be the worst labor day weekend ever at least I got the best booze from Coppertail brewery to drink up
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I went to go get water and canned food today and the gorcery store was a madhouse at 5pm, I bet there won't be a bottle of water left in the state by tomorrow afternoon.VikingSkull posted:remember goons if you get trapped in the storm hide in a self serve car wash or a blue shed
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VikingSkull posted:remember goons if you get trapped in the storm hide in a self serve car wash Keep your sliding glass doors shut if ur in a hotel room too.
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i like how the president of the united states suggested creating a worldwide catastrophe as a solution to a hurricane
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Didn’t mean for this to be an edit but my friend was worried about his mom since she could die if she lost power for weeks again. So luckily he just texted me and she’s cool. gently caress man HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Aug 29, 2019 |
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I gotta go to puerto rico before there's nothing left.
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I, for one, am excited for Shep Smith to berate me, insult my intelligence, and punch my mom live on TV for getting drunk instead of leaving
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For some more Atlantic fun, by the way, here's Tropical Storm Erin ready to bitchslap Nova Scotia.
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can we buy hurricane trajectory market projections yet o wai
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Let's update the thread title to Florida
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symbolic posted:For some more Atlantic fun, by the way, here's Tropical Storm Erin ready to bitchslap Nova Scotia. God protect frankie mcdonald
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Charles posted:Let's update the thread title to Florida Op suggestions?
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Abandoned Florida
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I am a religious man and these hurricanes are proof God agrees with me that Florida is an abomination
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Dorian Blows America's Penis
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soy posted:at least when it comes to his doomsday party bunker/gently caress house But with Epstein gone, where is Trump gonna get his supply of girls to gently caress?
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Burt Sexual posted:Op suggestions? What was shep smith's quoute about everyone you know dying? Make it that. ah here it is: “This moves 20 miles to the west, and you and everyone you know are dead. All of you. Because you can’t survive it. It’s not possible unless you’re very, very lucky. And your kids die, too.” The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Hurricane Thread 2019 - you and everyone you know are dead. And your kids die, too. big nipples big life fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Aug 29, 2019 |
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do you think his dick still works
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marijuanamancer posted:do you think his dick still works Sir this is a hurricane drive through
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marijuanamancer posted:do you think his dick still works certainly not without drugs or artificial means, I'd think
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tropical depression sounds like an emo ska band
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I am a religious man and these hurricanes are proof God agrees with me that Florida is an abomination The picture of Dorian gay
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what if everyone in the area the hurricane is going to hit go outside together and get in the kamehameha pose, and charge up their energy all together and shoot a devastating kamehameha at the natural disaster I bet that'd be way better than a nuke
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I'm kind of cheering for the predicted track where it crosses the peninsula and then recharges in the Gulf for another swing at FL.
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Vernii posted:I'm kind of cheering for the predicted track where it crosses the peninsula and then recharges in the Gulf for another swing at FL. I'm amused by the track that has it veering north to erase the Outer Banks. 
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Aug 29, 2019 04:08
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I will shoot the hurricane for the good of the people
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Aug 29, 2019 04:16
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lol lime green aka the god is tired of Florida track
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oh not disney whatever shall i do
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The Walrus posted:lol lime green aka the god is tired of Florida track It’s the reach around model
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