|
I am out here looking for the missing girls. Jumping fences and banging on locked wooden storage sheds type poo poo with my phone on speed dial to the sheriff's office. Ain't running from poo poo in this hell dimension
|
# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 06:03 |
|
|
# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:59 |
|
Even the concept of every single Pokemon emulated on my phone and endless nighttime hours of stolen electricity can't convince me to be unable to do twenty pushups One handed
|
# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 06:05 |
|
The going price for fresh water is 25¢ a gallon here
|
# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 06:07 |
|
(I don't have 25¢ )
|
# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 06:09 |
|
That's the second in this intersection I have witnessed tonight. The cops need money and are pulling over people with nice mustang's and poo poo
|
# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 06:19 |
|
2020 is gonna be all about vision bro.
|
# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 06:22 |
|
Let's show Dorian the loving door people
|
# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 06:28 |
|
I'd tell my kid the oldest trick in the book is to read the whole drat book
|
# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 06:29 |
|
Probably like a weak pfffrt
|
# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 11:23 |
|
search your heart for the answer you know to be true
|
# ¿ Sep 1, 2019 19:06 |
|
I'm 2 blocks from the actual ocean and I'm gonna get drunk and high with my friends tonight / Monday night / whenever night
|
# ¿ Sep 1, 2019 22:03 |
|
soy posted:So basically a normal Goon day except with wind and rain? your avatar is loving disturbing
|
# ¿ Sep 1, 2019 22:11 |
|
Show Dorian the door people!
|
# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 05:20 |
|
deadeyez posted:So is the hurricane the North Star or the fist The joke is omoe woe shinderu
|
# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 05:52 |
|
Lucid Nonsense posted:Looks like I'll be riding it out here in Jax Beach. We're not in a flood zone, so usually it's just dealing with the power outage for a few hours. high five jax beach goon and have fun. The piercing parlor I work at has several leaks lmao
|
# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 19:38 |
|
Unsettling just how many goons are within 100 miles of my current hovel
|
# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 18:38 |
|
Let's show Dorian the Door Goons!!!
|
# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 19:03 |
|
Orange you gonna refrigerate those
|
# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 19:00 |
|
very carefully
|
# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 20:07 |
|
Xbox live service is down (due to hurricanes) and it's probably causing more grief than all the third world countries' suffering combined (due to hurricanes)
|
# ¿ Sep 7, 2019 03:52 |
|
Haven't even eaten yet **
|
# ¿ Sep 7, 2019 10:36 |
|
I'm getting hungry thinking about all those species
|
# ¿ Sep 7, 2019 10:48 |
|
What does it mean ' turning violent' ? Could someone sum up the videos for me I'm too scared to watch them.
|
# ¿ Sep 8, 2019 21:42 |
|
Well the good news is that you probably will be able to fathom how it feels, and soon
|
# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 06:08 |
|
Won't anyone think of the poor F-35s!! F-35 lives matter!!!
|
# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 03:55 |
|
Round two for the Bahamas
|
# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 16:00 |
|
SelenicMartian posted:Is the Bahamian government waiting for a couple more hurricanes to wash the land clean of the bodies? I swear to God those bodies are gonna wash up on the shores off of Florida before any real action is done
|
# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 17:14 |
|
Godspeed drunk goon and stay lit
|
# ¿ Sep 23, 2019 22:39 |
|
Thesaurus posted:Thank you. It's been downgraded to a tropical depression, so my day drinking will be pathetic rather than heroic. Better to be safe than sober
|
# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 06:17 |
|
|
# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:59 |
|
Indy posted:So is the Bahamas fixed yet, there are no news at all about this Lemme check real qui-
|
# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 16:05 |