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26 | 57.78% |
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They're like a grilled cheese for your face. A top tier sandwich really.
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Aug 29, 2019 21:23
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numberoneposter posted:i like my hot pockets like i like my men Full of meat product and cheese food?
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Aug 29, 2019 21:28
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Once in awhile I'll eat them if I really don't feel like cooking and the wife is away on one of her business trips with her personal trainer.
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Aug 29, 2019 21:29
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Iron Crowned posted:Full of meat product and cheese food?
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Aug 29, 2019 21:29
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heated up with an external sleeve but eaten without it
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Aug 29, 2019 21:31
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Fleetwood Crack posted:Once in awhile I'll eat them if I really don't feel like cooking and the wife is away on one of her business trips with her personal trainer. berth ell pocket
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Aug 29, 2019 21:49
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I don't hate Hot Pockets. My gut, however, does and I prefer to not spend two hours on the toilet the day after so I avoid them.
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Aug 29, 2019 22:00
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Maybe see a doctor if the store bought equivalent of a grilled cheese sandwich makes you poo poo for hours days after you eat one
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Aug 29, 2019 22:04
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EdwardSwifferhands posted:They're like a grilled cheese for your face. A top tier sandwich really. I already apply grilled cheese to my face, have I been doing it wrong?
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Aug 29, 2019 22:06
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Never had a hot pocket, but I'd watch Claire Saffitz make them any day of the week.
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Aug 29, 2019 22:14
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Coasterphreak posted:I don't hate Hot Pockets. Do you have fainting spells if you catch a whiff of an onion?
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Aug 29, 2019 22:15
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MOM! MOM!!! *screeching* MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get me a Hot Pocket! I'm raiding! NO YOU GROW UP AND GO GET A JOB!!
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Aug 29, 2019 22:25
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Haven’t had one in years. Too bad you posted this now while I’m trying to get healthy again. 6 months ago I’d have lumbered my fat rear end over to the store and bought 3 boxes of them, promising myself I’d just have 1 today, and then upon finishing the 3rd box, contemplate the sweet, sweet release of death. I remember them being pretty good tho.
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Aug 29, 2019 23:45
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Sometimes when they're on sale. Two boxes for like five bucks and I'll throw them in the freezer for a rainy day.
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Aug 29, 2019 23:52
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I just ate a 99 cent microwave burrito. 785 calories of ragret and satisfaction
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Aug 30, 2019 00:41
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I used to eat them when I lived in a disgusting efficiency apartment in a violent neighborhood on Cleveland's west side and drank hard every day. They were good for that because I only had a kitchenette and was usually blackout drunk by 10pm every night. I'd forget to eat and then smash like 3 of them around 1 in the morning while I listened to gunshots outside and my upstairs neighbors beating the poo poo out of each other and smoking meth. The ham and cheese ones are alright. The meatball one seems promising but its gross, and the cheese in the philly cheese one is like runny jizz.
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Aug 30, 2019 02:11
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Sorry you had to live in Ohio
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Aug 30, 2019 02:14
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No.
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Aug 30, 2019 02:17
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I remember that weasel-faced guy from Road Trip was playing a hacker in some dumb disaster movie and required these by name, it was pretty cringey.
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Aug 30, 2019 02:53
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I like those high protein bacon and cheese ones with the pretzel crust. Tastes like a ballpark pretzel with nacho cheese. There’s supposed to be tomatoes in there, but I don’t believe it.
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Aug 30, 2019 04:45
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numberoneposter posted:i like my hot pockets like i like my men In the freezer, wrapped in plastic.
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Aug 30, 2019 04:54
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i like to throw 12 pack after 12 pack in the oven, and then throw them in the tub so i can bathe in them like scrooge mcduck
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Aug 30, 2019 05:02
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:i like to throw 12 pack after 12 pack in the oven, and then throw them in the tub so i can bathe in them like scrooge mcduck You on literotica? If not, you should be.
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Aug 30, 2019 05:09
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well I don't like them so I voted no but they're not that bad, I don't hate them. I'd certainly eat one if I were really hungry or offered one as a guest. just don't really care for them
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Aug 30, 2019 05:12
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Do it ironically posted:Hot pockets are truly american food, just poo poo of such low quality that no one would ever eat these disgusting items on their own but they get shoved in together with a bunch of grease and fat, and made for the laziest american way of cooking, the microwave  as a kid we would get Schwans (lol are they even sitll around?) a few times and schwans had their own hot pocket caleld like kangaroo pocket. they were ok and felkt a little less greasy than hot pockets, but still were kinda gross when microwaved because like parts of the dough would get weirdly dessicated and dried out like biting into stale rubber, but rest of it was super greasy. same goes for hot pockets too i guess. i liked tontinos pizza rolls better but even then i gave up all that stuff by the time i went to college. i wouldn't say i hate them, but i wouldn't know since i haven't had them in over 16+ years, i'm sure they're edible but it's like... why bother my stoned/drunk/hungover food is trader joes these days, they sell like 4-packs of frozen bambino pizzas for like $3 that are legit good, or even just their whole frozen margarita pizza for $3 is excellent and i can eat a whole one if im stoned enough.
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Aug 30, 2019 05:18
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numberoneposter posted:i like my hot pockets like i like my men
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Aug 30, 2019 05:24
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numberoneposter posted:i like my hot pockets like i like my men oozing liquid dairy fixin's
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Aug 30, 2019 05:28
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When I was a kid tho bagel pizza bites were what I ate a lot more than hot pockets
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Aug 30, 2019 05:34
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growing up in the arctic wasteland of canada we only had pizza pops as a child back in the 40s and they were either stone cold frozen or molten lava and nothing in between
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Aug 30, 2019 05:36
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Do it ironically posted:When I was a kid tho bagel pizza bites were what I ate a lot more than hot pockets oh poo poo yeah i forgot about these, same. ate those way way more. man i haven't had those in well over a decade, but bagel bites done in a toaster oven was  gently caress microwaving bagel bites tho, the key was toaster oven
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Aug 30, 2019 05:42
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Xaris posted:oh poo poo yeah i forgot about these, same. ate those way way more. man i haven't had those in well over a decade, but bagel bites done in a toaster oven was We (my mom) used a conventional oven but yeah in the microwave they sucked
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Aug 30, 2019 05:49
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i think that was also the problem with hot pockets. i dont think theres many food products where there's a loving grand canyon divide between how good they sound in an idyllic bliss idea/commercial/rose-tinted nostalgia goggles than actually in practicality. in practice if you microwaved them, the center was often cold and the outer filling was too hot, the outside shell was simultaneously a soggy mess and rock-hard desiccated disaster that broke teeth and had to throw out the edges. let alone the topping/sauce quality was probably the lowest of the barrel but you really dont think about that as a kid tho even then i remember being kinda offput by the meatball one and stuf just because it was weird and rubbery. if you tried to cook em in the oven, they took like an hour bagel bite supremacy
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Aug 30, 2019 05:55
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Xaris posted:i think that was also the problem with hot pockets. i dont think theres many food products where there's a loving grand canyon divide between how good they sound in an idyllic bliss idea/commercial/rose-tinted nostalgia goggles than actually in practicality. in practice if you microwaved them, the center was often cold and the outer filling was too hot, the outside shell was simultaneously a soggy mess and rock-hard desiccated disaster that broke teeth and had to throw out the edges. let alone the topping/sauce quality was probably the lowest of the barrel but you really dont think about that as a kid tho even then i remember being kinda offput by the meatball one and stuf just because it was weird and rubbery. The Problem With Hot Pockets
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Aug 30, 2019 06:03
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if you cut a hot pocket length wise through the middle it becomes a sandwich
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Aug 30, 2019 06:05
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If your hot pocket comes out of the microwave and half of it is dried out and hard and the other half broke open and spilled all the insides out it’s a pretty bad omen. I would probably just call it a day after that
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Aug 30, 2019 07:26
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Aesop Poprock posted:If your hot pocket comes out of the microwave and half of it is dried out and hard and the other half broke open and spilled all the insides out it’s a pretty bad omen. I would probably just call it a day after that start over, do it again
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Aug 30, 2019 07:45
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Aesop Poprock posted:If your hot pocket comes out of the microwave and half of it is dried out and hard and the other half broke open and spilled all the insides out it’s a pretty bad omen. I would probably just call it a day after that Quit talkin bout my rear end in a top hat!
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Aug 30, 2019 08:01
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Quit talkin bout my rear end in a top hat!  tell your madame you need a day off
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Aug 30, 2019 08:03
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I haven't had a hot pocket since the last time my brother gave me the ol' spicy keychain.
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Aug 30, 2019 09:14
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oh my baby left me stuck a hot pocket in the microwave oh yeah my baby left me, oh stuck a hot pocket right in the microwave, yeah but the cheese bubbled over now i'm gonna kill myself
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Aug 30, 2019 13:11
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