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- FreshCutFries
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I want to be a money-taker. I go door to door and people put money in my big sack with a dollar sign on it. unless I don't feel like going door to door that day, then they have to come to my apartment.
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Aug 30, 2019 02:12
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i want to be a money-taker supervisor. i stay in a palatial office and wait for all the money-takers to come drop off all the money they took butt to me and then they leave without the money
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Aug 30, 2019 02:15
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- FreshCutFries
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i want to be a money-taker supervisor. i stay in a palatial office and wait for all the money-takers to come drop off all the money they took butt to me and then they leave without the money
I've been talking to the boys (my various sacks, not the ones with dollar signs drawn on them, the ones with faces) and we've decided to unionize
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Aug 30, 2019 02:19
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- nut
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I've been talking to the boys (my various sacks, not the ones with dollar signs drawn on them, the ones with faces) and we've decided to unionize
ohhh i see *pulls his "c-d" dictionary off the shelf* sooo that's where youuuu, according to this book, you all bring me money at the sam etime i guess that's great no ifs ands or butts takesies no take backs
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Aug 30, 2019 02:25
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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"Professional control group". I just do whatever I want, and I get paid as a participant of all scientific studies, because I am part of the control group that didn't receive the treatment or whatever.
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Aug 30, 2019 02:55
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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i just want to stand behind a counter and make big bills into smaller bills after scanning an item
just scanning and scanning with only the smallest amount of space between me and a wall
ahhhh well back to the blow-jobbery *clocks in and jumps into pile of women*
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Aug 30, 2019 02:57
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- Mortley
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aux tep unt rep uni ovi
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radio DJ
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Aug 30, 2019 03:04
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- Adiabatic
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What have you assholes done now?
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I bust into the house, gun drawn, the words "FBI" emblazoned on my back.
"Nice body, ma'am"
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Aug 30, 2019 03:35
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- nut
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I bust into the house, gun drawn, the words "FBI" emblazoned on my back.
"Nice body, ma'am"
lmbutto
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Aug 30, 2019 03:49
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- Soul Reaver
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in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny
god bless
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Professional video game player/movie watcher, and then complainer about the games I played/movies I watched.
I feel this would allow me to fully use my skills and feel truly fulfilled.
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Aug 30, 2019 04:02
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- Escape From Noise
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James Bond
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Aug 30, 2019 18:35
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- Macnult
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butt tester
"yes this butt is very good perfect. no, this one is slightly too small please here eat this fried chicken. wow okay no this booty is too hard please stop doing squats yes thank you. okay it is my lunch break i will now go home to my lovely wife and 2 children to eat a healthy lunch. i am going to pet my good dog and also and also and also."
the dream
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Aug 30, 2019 19:57
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- Rockman Reserve
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"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"
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i wanna be a professional objector at weddings, letting spurned exes and coldfooted brides have me object during the ceremony for a reasonable fee
first i've gotta make people start doing that "does anybody object" thing outside of the movies tho
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Aug 30, 2019 20:30
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- Rockman Reserve
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"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"
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or perhaps an insurance adjuster for moose-related claims, i had a dream that a moose terrorized my backyard bbq party and somehow tore the roof off of my garage and the insurance adjuster for moose-related claims was completely unavailable for weeks, gotta love a job with that much vacation time
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Aug 30, 2019 20:32
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- DB Pooper
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Before a commercial is allowed to be played on the radio it is brought to my desk on a cassette tape. I plop it in my boombox and listen to it through my headphones as the person stands there nervously awaiting my decision. I give a silent thumbs up or thumbs down as to whether it is allowed
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Aug 30, 2019 20:49
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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hamsterboy - just me on the back of a horse herding hamsters all day, mending the fences on the open range, kicking back with the other hamsterboys at the end of the day around a campfire and smoking lots of marlboro reds as the hamster herd moos in the background
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Aug 30, 2019 20:53
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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I want to be a money-taker. I go door to door and people put money in my big sack with a dollar sign on it. unless I don't feel like going door to door that day, then they have to come to my apartment.
same, but professional trick or treater
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Aug 30, 2019 20:55
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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dog petter. like a dog walker, but without the exercise.
i just get to show up and pet your dogs and give them scritches behind the ears.
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Aug 30, 2019 20:57
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- nut
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stay-at-home son
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Aug 30, 2019 21:31
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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im changing my answer to a millionaire in five steps... like, every five steps, i take... million dollars. gently caress yea
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Aug 30, 2019 22:29
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- Korean Boomhauer
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professional bowser fucker
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Aug 31, 2019 02:42
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Twerkmaster General
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Aug 31, 2019 04:16
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- nut
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Aug 31, 2019 04:28
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- Escape From Noise
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Sir, the booty claps and thigh thundering is at maximum capacity.
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Aug 31, 2019 07:29
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- Horace Kinch
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waterside inspector but instead of surveying the structure i just ride them to make sure they're fun. i also get to cut in line
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Aug 31, 2019 20:56
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- Escape From Noise
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waterside inspector but instead of surveying the structure i just ride them to make sure they're fun. i also get to cut in line
Just avoid the one at Action Park.
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Sep 1, 2019 02:32
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- Finger Prince
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Making Cool Noises With Synthesizers And Sometimes Other Instruments Technician.
Pays around $100k/year plus pension and benefits. 5 weeks paid vacation. Also you don't really have to do it if you're not in the mood.
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