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I want to go eat breakfast, but my cat just curled up next to me. Please send help.
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Aug 31, 2019 16:45
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Dazerbeams posted:I want to go eat breakfast, but my cat just curled up next to me. Please send help. I would but my infant son just feel asleep on me. This is life now.
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Aug 31, 2019 16:46
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my cat just died so maybe snuggle with it more than you want to atm
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Aug 31, 2019 16:48
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the obvious answer is to eat your cat
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Aug 31, 2019 16:50
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This wouldn't happen if you were to wear your cat like a feather boa everywhere you go like normal people do.
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Aug 31, 2019 16:52
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Dazerbeams posted:I want to go eat breakfast, but my cat just curled up next to me. Please send help. Next to you or on you? This is very important.
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Aug 31, 2019 16:52
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Dazerbeams posted:I want to go eat breakfast, but my cat just curled up next to me. Please send help. Eat your cat for breakfast. Problem solved. drat, beaten. Point stands.
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Aug 31, 2019 16:53
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give your cat a pop-tart (tm) part of this complete breakfast
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Aug 31, 2019 16:55
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Dell_Zincht posted:Eat your cat for breakfast. Problem solved. 
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Aug 31, 2019 16:58
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i haven't been home in 3 months and i miss my cat.
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Aug 31, 2019 16:59
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Irradiation posted:Next to you or on you? This is very important. Next to me, but really on my thigh so it would for sure disturb him to try to get up.
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Aug 31, 2019 17:01
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My cat likes my new housemate too much and it makes me jealous
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Aug 31, 2019 17:03
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Dazerbeams posted:Next to me, but really on my thigh so it would for sure disturb him to try to get up. RIP 
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Aug 31, 2019 17:19
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the Germans have a word for this it’s katzegestuche
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Aug 31, 2019 17:19
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Being stuck under a cat is the best.
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Aug 31, 2019 17:25
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my pet earthworm wont leave my lap, i am going to starve to death
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Aug 31, 2019 17:30
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:i haven't been home in 3 months and i miss my cat. I haven't had a meal in 3 months and i ate my cat.
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Aug 31, 2019 17:30
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zaepg posted:I haven't had a meal in 3 months and i ate my cat. I haven't had sex in 3 months...where the hell is my cat?
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Aug 31, 2019 17:33
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luchajones posted:I haven't had sex in 3 months...where the hell is my cat?
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Aug 31, 2019 17:34
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simply wring its neck, op
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Aug 31, 2019 17:39
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Why are people so afraid to move cats? I’ve always wondered this.
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Aug 31, 2019 17:52
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hell astro course posted:Why are people so afraid to move cats? I’ve always wondered this. They sometimes transform into a blur of hissing teeth and claws when you try to move them.
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Aug 31, 2019 17:53
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hell astro course posted:Why are people so afraid to move cats? I’ve always wondered this. Love
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Aug 31, 2019 17:54
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I didn’t grow up with cats. I appreciate their baleful gaze, but cat people baffle me.
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Aug 31, 2019 18:07
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hell astro course posted:Why are people so afraid to move cats? I’ve always wondered this. Because they don't want the cat to be somewhere else
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Aug 31, 2019 18:11
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hell astro course posted:Why are people so afraid to move cats? I’ve always wondered this. It’s not fear. Cats are mercurial creatures and you need to be ready whenever they see fit to bestow you with their gift of affection. Otherwise you might be in for a dry spell.
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Aug 31, 2019 18:13
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sorry op youre gonna starve unless your cat decides to move
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Aug 31, 2019 18:14
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op sounds meowally inept
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Aug 31, 2019 18:21
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Aug 31, 2019 18:56
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EvilJoven posted:Being stuck under a cat is the best. 
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Aug 31, 2019 19:04
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EvilJoven posted:Being stuck under a cat is the best.
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Aug 31, 2019 19:10
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Aug 31, 2019 19:16
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zaepg posted:I haven't had a meal in 3 months and i ate my cat. you're a dick
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Aug 31, 2019 19:28
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Putty posted:my pet earthworm wont leave my lap, i am going to starve to death That's no earthworm beneath your gut and you know it
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Aug 31, 2019 19:43
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Space Race Riot posted:That's no earthworm beneath your gut and you know it inch worm?
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Aug 31, 2019 19:46
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Its just the Toxoplasmosis talking OP! You have to break free of such mind control! Wake up!
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Aug 31, 2019 19:51
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Post pics of the cat.
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Aug 31, 2019 19:57
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hell astro course posted:I didn’t grow up with cats. I appreciate their baleful gaze, but cat people baffle me. it's because you basically own a tiger, and in their heads they know they are the same type of predator, but they are also smart enough to know they aren't the same size as a tiger so they are constantly mildly irritated that they can't kill you and that poo poo is hilarious because you can see their tiny brains constantly working to try and figure out how they can kill you
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Aug 31, 2019 20:38
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Apropos of nothing, people who complain about cats and not because they have allergies are 100% telling on themselves for being giant slobs. Surprise genious, you actually have to put in the time, money and effort if you want to own an animal and have it be content, healthy and not smell like it's been eating the cheapest food you can possibly find, even if the animal is small, and not deserving of your respect like a dog is. If the house reeks of piss and there's hair everywhere and the cat is tearing up the furniture, the owner is trash and should not have pets.
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Aug 31, 2019 20:53
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The joke's on you, my friend. My house is full of hair and I don't keep a cat.
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