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Apparently there is currently an active shooter situation in Texas involving two people driving around, one in a stolen USPS van, shooting people at random. It sounds like the gig economy for mass shooters. https://www.snopes.com/ap/2019/08/31/police-multiple-gunshot-victims-from-texas-shootings/ I guess it's been at least a few days since the last mass shooting, right?
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Aug 31, 2019 23:56
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if u want a mass shooting on delivery u just call the police tho
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Aug 31, 2019 23:58
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Didn't they capture one of the shooters?
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Aug 31, 2019 23:58
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CaptainSarcastic posted:It sounds like the gig economy for mass shooters. Shootr! The app that lets you pay somebody to come over and shoot you! Have a gun? You can work for Shootr!
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Aug 31, 2019 23:58
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So Texas working as expected(?)
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Sep 1, 2019 00:01
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Edgar posted:Didn't they capture one of the shooters? Looks like a suspect is dead. It still doesn't seem clear if one or two shooters were involved. https://www.texastribune.org/2019/08/31/odessa-and-midland-shooting-30-victims-reports-say/
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Sep 1, 2019 00:02
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Where's all the good guys with guns?
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Sep 1, 2019 00:03
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I guess it's been at least a few days since the last mass shooting, right? lol no https://www.npr.org/2019/08/31/756286318/shooting-at-high-school-football-game-injures-multiple-teens-in-mobile-alabama
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Sep 1, 2019 00:03
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Apparently there is currently an active shooter situation in Texas involving two people driving around, one in a stolen USPS van, shooting people at random. You could say they are... going postal. 
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Sep 1, 2019 00:04
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did they have to sign beforehand
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Sep 1, 2019 00:06
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There have been too many shootings in churches lately so the term mass shooting confuses me. I prefer the term "Saturday"
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Sep 1, 2019 00:06
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extra BIGASS shooting
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Sep 1, 2019 00:07
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texas sized tragedy
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Sep 1, 2019 00:09
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Guess it was inevitable that the jokes would become reality. We really are the country of constant mass shootings. Wonder if we'll do anything about it before I die...from a shooting!
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Sep 1, 2019 00:11
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If only something could be done. 
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Sep 1, 2019 00:16
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Who What Now posted:Where's all the good guys with guns? Apparently shooting at people currently.
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Sep 1, 2019 00:17
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21 shot, 5 confirmed dead (per Odessa PD chief) Can we just nuke this planet and start over?
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Sep 1, 2019 00:19
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Scyantific posted:21 shot, 5 confirmed dead (per Odessa PD chief) The rest of the world doesn't need to suffer any more of The United States's stupidity.
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Sep 1, 2019 00:20
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Scyantific posted:21 shot, 5 confirmed dead (per Odessa PD chief) It's only happening in one country.
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Sep 1, 2019 00:21
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https://twitter.com/TexasTribune/status/1167935730955382789 It's always the ones you don't expect.
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Sep 1, 2019 00:21
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i figured it out... the one thing all these mass shootings have in common. its guns. every mass shooting involves at least one gun. I knew there was a link. and to think you all called me crazy!!!!! 
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Sep 1, 2019 00:23
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maybe it was a water main break
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Sep 1, 2019 00:25
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i figured it out... the one thing all these mass shootings have in common. its guns. every mass shooting involves at least one gun. I knew there was a link. and to think you all called me crazy!!!!! Not all criminal mass shootings involve guns https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/04/fertility-doctor-donald-cline-secret-children/583249/
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Sep 1, 2019 00:25
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Was the USPS van one of those little ones they use for delivery that can only travel at 20mph?
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Sep 1, 2019 00:31
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The only question is: was his MAGA hat a baseball-style or a 10-gallon-style hat?
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Sep 1, 2019 00:34
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Currently watching the newspeople scramble to cover the conference at a local hospital.
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Sep 1, 2019 00:34
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:If only something could be done. Yeah, it's not like anyone benefits from increasing the general anxiety level of society or encouraging massive debate over a narrow issue with an extreme partisan divide.
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Sep 1, 2019 00:40
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Yeah, it's not like anyone benefits from increasing the general anxiety level of society or encouraging massive debate over a narrow issue with an extreme partisan divide. what's important right now is ascribing a motive that fits an inner narrative so we look like idiots later
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Sep 1, 2019 00:41
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At least Odessa has a mayor firmly grounded in reality and is all about what really matters:Mayor of Odessa posted:“There are a lot of people hurt and a lot of people scared,” Odessa Mayor David Turner said in a brief interview as he drove back to the city from Fort Worth. “In a situation like this prayer is the most important thing. We’ll get through this.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...618c_story.html
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Sep 1, 2019 00:44
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CaptainSarcastic posted:At least Odessa has a mayor firmly grounded in reality and is all about what really matters: drat, I think this might be the fastest  yet
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Sep 1, 2019 00:45
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What will they blame this time? Music?
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Sep 1, 2019 00:46
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Who What Now posted:drat, I think this might be the fastest P much, even the newsfolk were going while covering.
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Sep 1, 2019 00:46
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in the news article I read about this, I learned that there is a thing called University of Texas of the Permian Basin I know Texas doesn't like teaching about modern ideas, but drat. You could at least get your curriculum up to Mesozoic standards!
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Sep 1, 2019 00:49
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Knock knock Who's there? Another active shooter! Ahhh! AAAHHHH!!
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Sep 1, 2019 00:52
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The Odessa goon, reporting safe. Went to the store to get some napkins saw a bunch of sirens and hubub, and people were standing inside the store like they were scared to leave. Checker told me to be careful because there was an active shooter. Proceeded to the liquor store, but it was closed 
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Sep 1, 2019 00:53
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drat, i hope the armed socialist revolution i keep hearing about succeeds soon, as we sure are having a lot of actual working class people getting slaughtered while we're waiting
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Sep 1, 2019 00:53
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Do you think we'll ever reach a point where the rate people killed by mass shootings exceeds replenishment from the birth rate? Americans aren't going to give up their guns and it seems like the best possible solution is to just wait until there aren't any left.
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Sep 1, 2019 00:54
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Away all Goats posted:
Whatever it is it definitely is not political. Politics never influence anything!
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Sep 1, 2019 00:55
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Scyantific posted:21 shot, 5 confirmed dead (per Odessa PD chief) Please maybe dont annihilate the entire human race becuase your lovely loving country sucks balls.
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Sep 1, 2019 00:57
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Away all Goats posted:
It’s an oil town, maybe it was eco terrorism
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