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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
i can't believe the media keeps getting away with this

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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
weird i figured the usual suspects for a mass shooting would be too busy triggering the libs at the straight pride parade today

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

TenementFunster posted:

i can't believe the media keeps getting away with this

Jim "Ol' Intern Eraser" Acosta cannot be stopped

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



TenementFunster posted:

i can't believe the media keeps getting away with this

I'm waiting for variations on "authorities are searching for a motive" from one part of the media and "Clinton-funded antifa false flag anti-Israel Benghazi" from the other part.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Sleeveless posted:

weird i figured the usual suspects for a mass shooting would be too busy triggering the libs at the straight pride parade today
they triggered alright!

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm waiting for variations on "authorities are searching for a motive" from one part of the media and "Clinton-funded antifa false flag anti-Israel Benghazi" from the other part.
the NYT article said it started as a traffic stop - which is hilarious GTA-style nihilism - but the same article also said there might be two shooters so lol

Atomic Robo-Kid
Aug 18, 2008

.Blast.Processing.

something in the bible posted:

He replied, "Because you have so little faith. Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you."

Come on geez its not hard people lets get those prayers going!

Move mountains? Psh, that's easy. We get the whole forum praying we can ressurect the dead.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Sleeveless posted:

weird i figured the usual suspects for a mass shooting would be too busy triggering the libs at the straight pride parade today

The cops trigged the libs at that event by beating and macing peaceful protesters as well as hitting them with bikes and threatening to run them over with motorcycles (as they blocked the only way out with said motorcycles). And then they just arrested all kinds of people but the news isn't talking about it because the cops made journalists leave the area. The only stories and images telling this story come from people who were there. One lady had a cop step on her foot while hitting her in the face and telling her to leave the area. It's a great time to be a violent fascist.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
It's just a mass shooting OP what's the big deal

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

CPL593H posted:

The cops trigged the libs at that event by beating and macing peaceful protesters as well as hitting them with bikes and threatening to run them over with motorcycles (as they blocked the only way out with said motorcycles). And then they just arrested all kinds of people but the news isn't talking about it because the cops made journalists leave the area. The only stories and images telling this story come from people who were there. One lady had a cop step on her foot while hitting her in the face and telling her to leave the area. It's a great time to be a violent fascist.

The silver lining of the mass shootings is a lot of the usual suspects are getting arrested for making terroristic threats and weapons charges. Obviously not enough of them.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Dmitri-9 posted:

The silver lining of the mass shootings is a lot of the usual suspects are getting arrested for making terroristic threats and weapons charges. Obviously not enough of them.

And all it took was a few dozen mounds of dead children.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Maybe this shooter just wanted to slide in the day before Texas gun laws got a little more strict.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/many-call-tighter-gun-laws-texas-set-loosen-n1039481

Oops, my bad, the day before Texas gun control laws got even looser.

crabf
May 29, 2015

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Maybe this shooter just wanted to slide in the day before Texas gun laws got a little more strict.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/many-call-tighter-gun-laws-texas-set-loosen-n1039481

Oops, my bad, the day before Texas gun control laws got even looser.

quote:

Schools: A new law expands state regulations that allow licensed gun owners to transport and store their weapons in parked vehicles on school grounds by banning school districts from specifying how they must be stored.

The political action committee of the Texas State Rifle Association, the NRA's local affiliate, argued that allowing schools to set the storage rules would let them "effectively prohibit the possession of firearms in private motor vehicles."

i could emptyquote this whole thing cuz it reads like an onion article but this is probably the best part

Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016
I thought everyone was packing in Texas? Can't believe not one person rose up to become the protagonist of their favorite Steven Seagal novel.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Who What Now posted:

drat, I think this might be the fastest :tandp: yet

Gonna jack the Popemobile for the next shooting so I can pray while I spray

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1167970578533441536

seems he was heading towards el paso with a poo poo ton of guns and a cop started following him and than he started shooting. honestly i think he was gonna try to some kinda nazi type attack and than said gently caress it when the cop turned on his lights.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

crabf posted:

i could emptyquote this whole thing cuz it reads like an onion article but this is probably the best part

pretty sure the NRA wants more school shootings, so that people become numb to it and stop caring about dead & traumatized children


you know the quote. 10 dead kids is a tragedy, 10 per day is a statistic

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




TenementFunster posted:

they triggered alright!

the NYT article said it started as a traffic stop - which is hilarious GTA-style nihilism - but the same article also said there might be two shooters so lol

One of these days a dude is gonna bring his rifle to the media scrum at the scene and do a second strike on cops and onlookers like when poo poo gets carbombed twice in afganistan

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Dapper_Swindler posted:

seems he was heading towards el paso with a poo poo ton of guns and a cop started following him and than he started shooting. honestly i think he was gonna try to some kinda nazi type attack and than said gently caress it when the cop turned on his lights.

I haven't seen any reports saying anything like that. Do you have a link?

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Couldn't they mix it up a bit and make it so their cars have guns like it's Interstate 76 or Death Race or something cool

Killdozer was the apex and everything else is so lazy

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Real hurthling! posted:

One of these days a dude is gonna bring his rifle to the media scrum at the scene and do a second strike on cops and onlookers like when poo poo gets carbombed twice in afganistan
trump has a half-dozen tweets ready to go in preparation for just this scenario

Songbearer posted:

Couldn't they mix it up a bit and make it so their cars have guns like it's Interstate 76 or Death Race or something cool

Killdozer was the apex and everything else is so lazy
gently caress, this guy as already in west texas. just slap those fuckers to the roof and get an raspberry pi and a few trigger servos!

TenementFunster fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Sep 1, 2019

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I haven't seen any reports saying anything like that. Do you have a link?

i have to dig it up again.

Real hurthling! posted:

One of these days a dude is gonna bring his rifle to the media scrum at the scene and do a second strike on cops and onlookers like when poo poo gets carbombed twice in afganistan

thats why the attomwaffa and bowl patrol and other nazi/alt right groups freak me out. they are organized and training no one does a loving thing about it.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Healthy Nut Snack posted:

I thought everyone was packing in Texas? Can't believe not one person rose up to become the protagonist of their favorite Steven Seagal novel.

It doesn't matter, the Dayton shooter was only alive for 30 seconds after his first trigger pull.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

VikingSkull posted:

maybe it was a water main break

This is always gonna be funny to me

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
texas will respond the only way it knows how: *fetishizes guns some more*

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Who What Now posted:

Where's all the good guys with guns?

I actually said that myself. What's the neighborhood militia and open carriers doing?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Evangelical Christians: We will pass law after law to prevent women from having safe abortions, and will mount court case after case to defend the unconstitutional laws we try to force through to accomplish this end. We will organize and protest and work tirelessly to make sure women do not have reproductive freedom.

Also Evangelical Christians: Gun deaths? Thoughts and prayers.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Klyith posted:

pretty sure the NRA wants more school shootings, so that people become numb to it and stop caring about dead & traumatized children


you know the quote. 10 dead kids is a tragedy, 10 per day is a statistic

This is where we already are.

Korthal posted:

I actually said that myself. What's the neighborhood militia and open carriers doing?

They were too busy attaching flesh lights to their bump stocks so they can gently caress their guns as they fire them.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Evangelical Christians: We will pass law after law to prevent women from having safe abortions, and will mount court case after case to defend the unconstitutional laws we try to force through to accomplish this end. We will organize and protest and work tirelessly to make sure women do not have reproductive freedom.

Also Evangelical Christians: Gun deaths? Thoughts and prayers.

What’s your point?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



General Dog posted:

What’s your point?

Just that the Venn diagrams of anti-abortion zealots and ammosexuals have a pretty significant overlap.

vincentpricesboner
Sep 3, 2006

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

VikingSkull posted:

maybe it was a water main break

still one of the most shameful sa threads of all time

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


The NRA has had nothing to do with guns for over a century and you should get mad at right-wing extremism in general instead.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

The NRA has had nothing to do with guns for over a century and you should get mad at right-wing extremism in general instead.

What?

vincentpricesboner
Sep 3, 2006

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TenementFunster posted:

drat, i hope the armed socialist revolution i keep hearing about succeeds soon, as we sure are having a lot of actual working class people getting slaughtered while we're waiting

man i've got some bad news for you about previous socialist revolutions and what happens to poor people.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

You can’t blame the guns for every gun that’s used in a mass shooting there’s 10 million guns that only get used for target practice or shooting deer or as a replacement for a tiny dick

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



VikingSkull posted:

maybe it was a water main break

What is the reference I'm missing here?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

CaptainSarcastic posted:

What is the reference I'm missing here?

Ariana grande concert. I believe. I like her songs

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

Ariana grande concert. I believe. I like her songs

Her water broke on stage?

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

CaptainSarcastic posted:

What is the reference I'm missing here?

When Ariana Grande's concert in London got shrapnel bombed, somebody in d&D was like "it can't be a terrorism, maybe a water main broke!"

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

The NRA has had nothing to do with guns for over a century and you should get mad at right-wing extremism in general instead.

:thunk:

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

The NRA has had nothing to do with guns for over a century and you should get mad at right-wing extremism in general instead.

Uh the NRA and the right-wing go hand in hand like cookies and milk.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:

Uh the NRA and the right-wing go hand in hand like cookies and milk.

I mean it’s intheir name, I may being trolled

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