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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Tom Gorman posted:

Hideki Matsui is the greatest Yankee

No one alive can rival his dingers hit + porn collection ratio

The Golden Ratio

What about Kazuhito Tadano's ratio? Dingers allowed + porn vids of himself sold? Golden shower ratio?

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zoux posted:

Pitchers hit 23 HRs last season and 21 this season so ball juicing isn't helping there

Meanwhile DHs have hit 455 dingers this season...

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Bring Joe Torre out of retirement so he can end his reign on ruining baseball from a higher level.

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GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/AlexJStumpf/status/1176881958011449344

gently caress Vox. (Bucs Dugout is SB Nation's Pirate blog).

What's the backstory here?

seiferguy
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Felix is likely to make his last start tonight as a Mariner :smith:

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zoux posted:

Huh are the Cards the first all-virgin team to make the postseason

Wasnt it the Royals that brought a preacher in to talk to the team because all the players kept spending too much time watching porn?

Edit, yep: https://deadspin.com/royals-host-anti-porn-seminar-for-players-1823597445

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zoux posted:

Well I can’t find the drat blown save stat column!!

What are the best stats for evaluating closers

I remember someone came up with stats called shutdowns and meltdowns for relievers, which meant a reliever could have a meltdown and still get the save because they gave up 2 runs and had the bases loaded and got the final out.

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Randy Johnson still remains my favorite pitcher I've ever watched. Felix is up there but Prime Randy with his mullet was just a delight.

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