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Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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OP is burying the lede a bit, PnW is considerably better than CN in the following ways:

-A war system that is significantly better than Cybernations' objectively terrible system
-NO TECH DEALING OR CONCEPT OF TECH AT ALL
-Better raiding, and the ability to raid 5 nations at once
-No arbitrary limits on foreign aid
-Significantly more nation customization
-'Interesting' policy options:
-No stupid event choices
-Make your nation's borders a wang
-Mobile App on Android and iOS
-A useful API

Also don't nuke Sardonic, thanks.

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Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel


Just two weeks in, I'm almost in the top 25% of nations. :toot:

It is insanely profitable to raid in the beginning.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Aesculus posted:

I gambled away my earnings from beating up 30+ city nations and won 50 million, then spent it all on my baseball team which I am now spamming games on to avoid bill lock while blockaded by said 30 city nations. This game has a lot of dumb and almost pointless gimmicks for being basically another CN clone.

Ah yes, the 'Tropico' school of nation management.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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Creed Reunion Tour posted:

Do you have some quality pubbie tears to showcase?

Not just yet, I expect we'll be getting a significant haul when we officially post our declaration of existence.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
Goons have had a very large footprint on browser games. :toot:

Cybernations (X2)
Lunar Wars
Galava
Ogame
Astro Empires
Tribalwars

Are just the ones I've played with goonsquads. I wouldn't be surprised if there's 10s of more.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
Jokes on them, our communism is luxury fully automated, so we get the advantages of the entire alliance's production without having to pay any market prices. :toot:

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Literally never ever make food.
How did you know my strategy for entertaining guests?

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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Hajj Podge posted:

Just have KFC for dinner a la The Last Vampire on Earth.



I prefer Neil Breen's Tuna from Double Down.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

w00tles posted:

Looks like good times with pubbies. Now I can't resist getting in on this anymore. It's hilarious how automated everything is. Even alliance applications.

The pinnacle of military deployment approaches the forumless, so with our automated discord structure, we are a cutting edge alliance with a solid competitive edge. :toot:

Ineptitude posted:

I applied, and it looks like im in, but i don't have any access in Discord yet

Strange, did you apply ingame or on discord? Everything should be flowing from that.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Aesculus posted:

P&W goons: Doing in 2 months what CN goons took 7 years to do

In our modern age the TTDF has never been lower

something something hypernormalisation

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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Somebody mark it, we've reached the 'You're a cancer' phase already.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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Holy poo poo.

Mars, if you are reading this, you are the biggest idiot I've ever seen in any browser game. Good work embarrassing yourself.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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Carth Dookie posted:

Is afgoonistan taken yet?

Probably, but I'm pretty sure nobody's taken burkina fatso.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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Minesome is literally cuno irl.

only without the charm.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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ThePopeOfFun posted:

I thought i was gonna make guns go boom boom but Axe BodysprayTM told me bad idea, pal!



"Tried to get people out of GOONS" as if it was some kind of fuckin' Schindler's List situation. Laffo




Nuff said

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
It cannot be overstated how stupid the pubbies opposed to us are. Like, the ones that are already ragequitting because of legitimate moderation actions against obvious bad actors.

The best part? It's still the early days, we are gaining more and more power with each goon that joins our cause.

We are the stellaris-style endgame crisis of this game. The opposition pubbies won't know what hit them.

E: also I may or may not be terrible at golf.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

The irony being we're in our late 20s and early 30s.

Truly this has always been the intellectual equivalent of smurfing.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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bird food bathtub posted:

Last night I did three air strikes on a pubbie I have blockaded. Air strikes can target money specifically and the results are hilarious. My supar sekret basic math skills say he lost about 7 million dongs. Not going to be surprised if I eat a nuke for it.

Which is also hilarious as the nuke will cost more to build than the damage it causes because, again, basic math. Also I will baseball away the damage his 12 action points caused in about half an hour.

It really is comical how little our opponents understand the game they've been playing for years. Nukes are basically a badge of honor at our level.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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Well that got weird fast, even by browser game standards.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
In other news we defended our sovereignty to such an extreme degree the enemy alliance surrendered within 3 hours of the conflict starting.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

He mad.

The GOONS/TLE peace thread is a goldmine.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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Wow, we grounded more planes than Boeing on that one.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

Methrage left beige early to attack lmao

drat it, I should have put money down on this as a bet. It was a very expected outcome.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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(Punished) Sardonic

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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Orv posted:

Extremely disappointed if this isn't the end game plan.

Well, close, I mean the real endgame plan is:
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Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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Lux Animus posted:

Yeah this is just a reminder that Epi of Camelot said that GOONS have been harassing Camelot's LGBT members for over a year and a half (GOONS hasn't even been around for half a year yet, and they don't do targeted LGBT harassment poo poo anyway) by referring to Camelot as "Cumalot" which they deemed sexist since "women can't cum."

You hate to see it. Pubbies believe the dumbest stuff.

Wait, that's their beef? Holy poo poo, laffo

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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The Shortest Path posted:

PnW is vastly inferior to Cybernations in terms of actual game design.
How do you figure?

The lack of tech dealing

Not needing to stay up each and every night of a war for the global day timer to tick to be effective in war

The alliance banking system

All of the nation/alliance customization

I would have killed for basically any of these in the CN days.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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super sweet best pal posted:

"[Goons can shoot blues]"?

Goons can shoot a little blues

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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In much the same way as Bernie won Iowa against establishment meddling, so too do we win our eternal victory over yet another profoundly dumb browser game.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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Also, F'n lol that a smoothbrain like Kevin (Cybernations admin) successfully kept his decrepit game going to this day without this kind of controversy that Alex just went hog wild in.

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Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

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PnW GOONS successfully completed alliance project: The Ascent to Transcendence

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