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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > wearing expensive workout clothes to work just so they know
 
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bird.

 that i',m not one of them, that i'm not the same lazy rear end they are, as i drink my diet coke and prefer sending e-mail over getting up and talking to ppl. gotta rest to get to the gym after work ya know?

* # ? Sep 2, 2019 05:49
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bird.

 me, at the quarterly rei garage sale: "hmm these hiking boots are $15 what was wrong with them.."

receipt: "SOME OF THE STITCHING IN THE TONGUE WAS JAGGED"

* # ? Sep 2, 2019 05:51
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 I don't even go to the gym, I'm naturally ripped and I wear all of the most expensive instagram modeled brands, just so everyone looks and sees, and knows.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Sep 2, 2019 05:56
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bird.

 i do deep yoga stretching twice a week which really helps with generating a more positive overall blood flow. have you seen the new season of Stranger Things? me and my wife binged it last saturday its so good.

* # ? Sep 2, 2019 05:57
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 No I believe that electronic screens emit Varia Beams, which scramble the DNA and produce ditchmadness.
Have you seen this seasons Yoni Eggs? Mines color is sooo, well, it was good, but now the aura seems kind of off. You know?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Sep 2, 2019 06:00
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bird.

 *tripping over the parking barrier* "oh poo poo, i almost got dirt on my north face jacket"

* # ? Sep 2, 2019 06:00
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 Crust-Punks, hiding in a gutter
Get a load of this chump.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Sep 2, 2019 06:05
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Escape From Noise

 Place my bottle of "Recharge" in a conspicuous spot on my desk. The glass kind from before they went plastic.

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Macnult

 the devil wears prAna

* # ? Sep 2, 2019 06:37
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