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Stoner Sloth

lost my old email posted:

a classy gentleman carefully folds his large newspaper and then remarks "Actually good sir, I live on gently caress."

treasure bear posted:

honey is like sex because it's made by 20,000 to 80,000 individuals inside a box

Manifisto posted:

I keep telling you op: its not. here, put on this bee costume and I'll prove it to you.

it seems this thread is a honey (sex) trap for good posting!

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 03:21

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:50

google THIS

Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey!

Israelites: (noncommittal grumbling)

Moses: Did I say honey? I meant it was like honey.

Israelites: (inquisitive noises)

# ? Sep 3, 2019 14:17

Macnult

google THIS posted:

Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey!

Israelites: (noncommittal grumbling)

Moses: Did I say honey? I meant it was like honey.

Israelites: (inquisitive noises)

# ? Sep 3, 2019 14:52

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey!

Israelites: (noncommittal grumbling)

Moses: Did I say honey? I meant it was like honey.

Israelites: (inquisitive noises)

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:16

nut

google THIS posted:

Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey!

Israelites: (noncommittal grumbling)

Moses: Did I say honey? I meant it was like honey.

Israelites: (inquisitive noises)

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:43

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey!

Israelites: (noncommittal grumbling)

Moses: Did I say honey? I meant it was like honey.

Israelites: (inquisitive noises)

# ? Sep 3, 2019 16:22

xcheopis

treasure bear posted:

it starts with flowers

# ? Sep 3, 2019 16:43

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

google THIS posted:

Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey!

Israelites: (noncommittal grumbling)

Moses: Did I say honey? I meant it was like honey.

Israelites: (inquisitive noises)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 3, 2019 17:55

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey!

Israelites: (noncommittal grumbling)

Moses: Did I say honey? I meant it was like honey.

Israelites: (inquisitive noises)

Ricky Ricardo: HONEY, I'M HOME!

Censors: You can't say that!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 20:09

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

they're both made by things that are smaller in real life than they appear in cartoons

# ? Sep 3, 2019 20:16

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Bird: What do we have to do with sex again?

Bee: Honey.

Bird: But *I* don't make honey!

Bee: But do you like sex?

Bird: Well, yeah; but...

Bee: Alright, then.

Bird: Wait, I...

Bee: Now you're just being a prude.

Bird: ...

# ? Sep 3, 2019 20:30

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I share both with my commited monogamous life partner

# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:15

Manifisto

their scrabble values are identical

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:20

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Manifisto posted:

their scrabble values are identical

Whoah

# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:23

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Manifisto posted:

their scrabble values are identical

# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:29

nut

Manifisto posted:

their scrabble values are identical

# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:29

google THIS

Manifisto posted:

their scrabble values are identical

h o n e y 4 1 1 1 4 = 11 s e x 1 1 8 = 10

# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:30

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

honey is 11, sex is 10

trap sprung :smuggo:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:31

google THIS

Manifisto posted:

trap sprung

wait, I didn't... I just like scrabble, that's all (honey dipper slowly oozes out of pants)

# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:32

nut

personally im more surprised that 10 and 11 are the same number

# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:33

treasure bear

sex is like honey because i wear a beekeeping suit for it

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:18

nut

makes the honey badger even scarier imo

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:22

Heather Papps: hello friend

I put a lot of time and energy into squiring it. I have devoted my adult life to the pursuit, and the more I learn the less I know.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

it only happens after the small bear comes out of the closet

# ? Sep 3, 2019 23:56

Robot Made of Meat

Honey is like sex because both involve a whole lot more barfing than most people are willing to admit.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:35

nut

neither are accepted as legal tender at my bank

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:41

treasure bear

honey is like sex because a credible authority says it is

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:49

Escape From Noise

Both are good at a BBQ.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 10:20

Finger Prince

Sugar doo doo doo doo doo doo, oh honey honey doo doo doo doo doo doo

# ? Sep 4, 2019 11:44

lost my old email

that was some very pleasurable full sex mr. shop assistant but i was actually being entirely literal

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# ? Sep 4, 2019 20:30

nut

...episodes of Winnie the Pooh really go downhill once he gets some

# ? Sep 4, 2019 20:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

anyone say that "it's sweet" yet?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 4, 2019 22:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

because I hosed a bee hive. are you happy now?

# ? Sep 5, 2019 01:12

jeffery

treasure bear posted:

honey is like sex because a credible authority says it is

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# ? Sep 5, 2019 01:14

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 12:50

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

it's not op. i'm sorry, honey is a kind of food and it is produced by insects, and human sexual intercourse is not food in any literal sense, indeed it is the opposite because it burns calories and carbohydrate-rich foods like honey supply, rather than deplete, caloric needs. it is absolutely beside the point that when I look at the word "honey" I often misread it as "horney" and I get aroused, and also that the sight and taste of honey often also gets me aroused, and role playing bees in the bedroom, complete with vats of the freshest most expensive clover honey, is absolutely the only way I can achieve orgasm these days. anyway what was I saying, oh yeah, get your mind out of the gutter op not everything is about sex you know

Wow sounds like you need to learn to eat, buddy.

# ? Sep 6, 2019 20:58

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