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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/pirates/status/1170789234002804739?s=21

Pitchout pickoffs are cool

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
You get a double, and you get a double, and you get a ground rule double

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Jack Flaherty is having a really good second half

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
How did Josh Phegley win minor league gold gloves, he's so awful

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Hey, Nats

This still only counts as one game

you guys can chill you know

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Finally, an appropriately awful singer for God Bless America.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender
The Astros have scored more runs today than the Toronto Dumpster Fire have scored in their last eight games combined. But it's somebody's job to polish that turd, damnit, so they're gonna polish that turd.

Stabbey_the_Clown fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Sep 8, 2019

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Finally, an appropriately awful singer for God Bless America.

turn your monitor on

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Cards win, hail Satan :woop:

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

bump_fn posted:

turn your monitor on

GBA is straight garbage that’s really only been a baseball tradition since 9/11, and if you want to sing a patriotic song that isn’t schmaltzy draped-in-the-flag trash “This Land is Your Land” is right there. :colbert:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/adamdberry/status/1170795507729481733?s=21

Apparently this looked really bad, like “could potentially not be ready opening day 2020” bad. So you can feel free to shoot me in the temple.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I've been in bed sick all day and hell if this is what happens I need to do that more often

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I think it’s safe to say Yordan is the real loving deal.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Astros are showing the M's the exact amount of mercy they deserve

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Stros offense is so loving terrible :argh:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Bases loaded and one out: 0 runs scored

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Called these 20 plus runs

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

MrMidnight posted:

This is brutal. Probably another 20 plus run game here.

:thunk:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Cole kinda bad today :argh:

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I think the Astros may be the best team in baseball

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Kirios posted:

I think the Astros may be the best team in baseball

:hmmyes:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
You know Verlander is wondering why the gently caress the offense never does this for him

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
If the Astros don't beat that 23 run game I'm gonna be so pissed

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Toro looks good...Tucker looks good. This team's going to be good for a long time.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Big Mean Jerk posted:

GBA is straight garbage that’s really only been a baseball tradition since 9/11, and if you want to sing a patriotic song that isn’t schmaltzy draped-in-the-flag trash “This Land is Your Land” is right there. :colbert:

im not defending GBA unless you mean the gameboy advance which was p great

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Hell of a game to be at guys.

Shame Alvarez didnt get a grand slam

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Gameboy Advance is the greatest handheld of a time and is in the running for best console of all time.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/adamdberry/status/1170795507729481733?s=21

Apparently this looked really bad, like “could potentially not be ready opening day 2020” bad. So you can feel free to shoot me in the temple.

https://twitter.com/jmackeypg/status/1170799978924654602?s=21

Thank god.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
When your baseball team has a score that would be good for a football team.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Kirios posted:

Gameboy Advance is the greatest handheld of a time and is in the running for best console of all time.

I’m still partial to my old Gameboy Color or the sleek first-gen DS Lite, but there’s no denying the GBA was a dang ol’ revelation when it came out.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Resting Lich Face posted:

When your baseball team has a score that would be good for a football team.

Texans are beating the Seahawks three touchdowns to a point after.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Kirios posted:

Texans are beating the Seahawks three touchdowns to a point after.

So H-town is making GBS threads on Seattle in 2 sports.

A good day.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

...! posted:

If the Astros don't beat that 23 run game I'm gonna be so pissed

DAMMIT SPRINGER :argh::argh::argh::argh::argh:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Can't believe AJ isn't letting Cole have a CG and add to his SO total

And as we know, even a twenty run lead is not Devo-proof

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
So Cole ends up with 15Ks, 0BB, and 1 H, plus that’s his 3rd 14+ K game in a row.

Can’t wait to see him languish in free agency until May because owners don’t want to pay players what they deserve.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Resting Lich Face posted:

So H-town is making GBS threads on Seattle in 2 sports.

A good day.

uh

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
I wish the Astros would re-sign Cole but I know they won't since they didn't re-sign Morton or Keuchel. I think the main reason they went out and got Greinke is to use him as a Cole replacement for the next two seasons.

My best guess is they'll re-sign Miley and go with a rotation of Verlander/Greinke/Miley/McCullers/Sanchez. It remains to be seen what McCullers is gonna look like after so much time off, though.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Jimmy Nelson is cooked.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Brewers win!!! We're coming for you, Cubs!!!

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Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
Fly the L

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