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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkPU6P9OJv4

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Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Reminds me of a friend of mine who got a dog when she moved to the city. She would take it out to pee during her daily runs. When I came to visit I offered to walk the dog and as we went the dog is penguin waddling and pissing at the same time. Leaving a trail down the sidewalk and happily carrying on. When I stopped to give her time, she just looked at me confused. So, for my friend it never occurred to her she had to stop to let the poor dog pee so the dog learned to piss and poo poo on the move.

My horror when I realized that means she never picked up after the dog either, just kept jogging.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007



Paper Tiger posted:

Now that's what I call shitposting

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


Burning_Monk posted:

Reminds me of a friend of mine who got a dog when she moved to the city. She would take it out to pee during her daily runs. When I came to visit I offered to walk the dog and as we went the dog is penguin waddling and pissing at the same time. Leaving a trail down the sidewalk and happily carrying on. When I stopped to give her time, she just looked at me confused. So, for my friend it never occurred to her she had to stop to let the poor dog pee so the dog learned to piss and poo poo on the move.

My horror when I realized that means she never picked up after the dog either, just kept jogging.

Always pick up dog pee!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.


Burning_Monk posted:

Reminds me of a friend of mine who got a dog when she moved to the city. She would take it out to pee during her daily runs. When I came to visit I offered to walk the dog and as we went the dog is penguin waddling and pissing at the same time. Leaving a trail down the sidewalk and happily carrying on. When I stopped to give her time, she just looked at me confused. So, for my friend it never occurred to her she had to stop to let the poor dog pee so the dog learned to piss and poo poo on the move.

My horror when I realized that means she never picked up after the dog either, just kept jogging.

While that's weird thing to never consider doing for a city dog, it's how sled dogs do it. Found that out while directly behind them

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009


By popular demand posted:

The GOP should be better controlled by undecided voters lest it assault the disenfranchised and get KOed by Joe Biden in retribution as the world community watch in stunned silence?

Yes

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008






Tarkus posted:

This looks like something a dog might do if their back legs hurt, maybe afraid to crouch?

Not saying it's the case here, but dogs who were kept caged can behave like this because they learned to poop through the bars so they wouldn't poop in the cage.

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Sep 9, 2007

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Burning_Monk posted:

Reminds me of a friend of mine who got a dog when she moved to the city. She would take it out to pee during her daily runs. When I came to visit I offered to walk the dog and as we went the dog is penguin waddling and pissing at the same time. Leaving a trail down the sidewalk and happily carrying on. When I stopped to give her time, she just looked at me confused. So, for my friend it never occurred to her she had to stop to let the poor dog pee so the dog learned to piss and poo poo on the move.

My horror when I realized that means she never picked up after the dog either, just kept jogging.

When I was young my family went for a hike at a national park and like usual we brought our dog along. One time as we were walking on the trail while she was on a leash trailing behind us she went to take a poo poo, no one noticed, and my stepdad did basically that to her. For whatever reason she took that to mean that's how she should ALWAYS poo poo and from then on she would have to be walking if she took a poo poo. Even if it was in our backyard and she wasn't on a leash she would poo poo like a horse. This happened later in her life so it wasn't like she was a puppy and just picked this up, she was around 10 at the time.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

limp_cheese posted:

When I was young my family went for a hike at a national park and like usual we brought our dog along. One time as we were walking on the trail while she was on a leash trailing behind us she went to take a poo poo, no one noticed, and my stepdad did basically that to her. For whatever reason she took that to mean that's how she should ALWAYS poo poo and from then on she would have to be walking if she took a poo poo. Even if it was in our backyard and she wasn't on a leash she would poo poo like a horse. This happened later in her life so it wasn't like she was a puppy and just picked this up, she was around 10 at the time.

1. Post/av lol

2. Maybe it felt good man

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Humiliating reporters is some kind of tradition.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

https://twitter.com/Mr_Considerate/status/1380289514464276488?s=19

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007




Had a pitbull that would do this at the shelter that I volunteer at. Never on a fence, trees and light posts though, and it was a pain to cleanup. First time was a real wtf moment.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007




Historical Schadenfreude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mdi_Fh9_Ag

MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Once again, this is a political metaphor. The kicker represents Republicans, the child represents disenfranchised voters, the black man represents Joe Biden, the fat woman represents undecided voters, and the people behind the counter represent the world community at large.

Joe will reach across the aisle to work with republicans (who will continue to kick disenfranchised voters).

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!

Smellrose


Torpedo Boat #69. Noice

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001





https://i.imgur.com/HpIlQKk.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

I hated your old avatar so much I paid for this one from a gay furry visual novel. gay rights and smoke weed every day


loving OOF

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Ooooh feet aren't supposed to bend in that direction

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








https://twitter.com/saint/status/1380350999710347265

schad is on everyone finding out here

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019






That yr dumb tw8 is broken

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

2:35 PM, 5 April 2017. 153 decibels. Caused the cat actual harm.





Schad is on me for clicking on that thinking you'd disabled embedding only to get "tweet deleted".

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








DMX Dies at 50 is what the tweet also said. And it also appears he may not have died so it's back to regular schad rather than schad on thread.

https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/1380358584354144257

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


https://twitter.com/jeffeisenband/status/1380254567334612996?s=21

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

The real schad was on me learning how into dog fighting DMX was. gently caress.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

2:35 PM, 5 April 2017. 153 decibels. Caused the cat actual harm.




Inceltown posted:

DMX Dies at 50 is what the tweet also said.

gently caress.

Inceltown posted:

And it also appears he may not have died so it's back to regular schad rather than schad on thread.

https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/1380358584354144257

Oh. Un-fu-

PinheadSlim posted:

The real schad was on me learning how into dog fighting DMX was. gently caress.

drat it, re-gently caress.

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Sep 7, 2014

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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

drat it, re-gently caress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAfIPoe8_1Q#t=23s

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013






Wait' so was it DMX who let the dogs out?

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

THREE HOURS LATER....


PinheadSlim posted:

The real schad was on me learning how into dog fighting DMX was. gently caress.

Has there been anything substantiated besides the 2008 arrest by Sheriff Joe Arpaio's notoriously hosed up racist railroading department? I'm pretty sure the "guilty" plea for animal cruelty for that came from them finding drugs when they tossed his house, and them tossing out that for the much lighter (in Joe Arpaio's Maricopa) animal cruelty sentence. I know there was a 2014 hoax "satire" article that reignited the idea, but all I can find is him being on tour while they raided in 2007 and the "caretaker" he left with the dogs basically neglecting the gently caress out of them.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Splicer posted:

Dick tipping!



By which I mean childhood circumcision

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013






Mierenneuker posted:

When I suggested the current thread title, it actually was a veiled request for more fumbling, stumbling and tumbling



I like how is like "wait, is it the time.....nope! Still got it! Can still descend stairs! EASY

Anora
Feb 15, 2014

I fuckin suck!




Schrodinger's DMX

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019










Proof that Queenslands beer is bad for you

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I can't keep up with the U.K. Royalty, was he racist, rapist or both?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

By popular demand posted:

I can't keep up with the U.K. Royalty, was he racist, rapist or both?

I don't think he ever got outed as a sex pest but it's a safe bet

The racist thing though, like, from a family of famous racists, he was notorious for it.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




Inceltown posted:



Proof that Queenslands beer is bad for you

When I go I hope it's from XXXX.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




And he's old enough that I can definitely see him rambling about how that Adolf chap had him some good ideas.

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007




Three of his siblings were literally nazis.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm not a hero...





By popular demand posted:

I can't keep up with the U.K. Royalty, was he racist, rapist or both?


Hth.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



LOL Prince Philip missed out on a letter from his missus

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


KoRMaK posted:

any other stuff that you think black people shouldn't do?

They shouldn't be making no dog gone devil shoes I tell u hwut!

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