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ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008




Bah Gawd he’s broken in half!

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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening



Hooboy did he stick that landing

Oriental Hugs
Jun 15, 2001

Nothin' about hugs, though


That snap.

limp_cheese
Sep 9, 2007

japanese hardcore sex videos fotos los simpson porn16 yrs old porn I NEVER ACTUALLY FACEFUCKED A DEER I JUST brandy ledford nude pics SAID I DID, IT WAS A CLEVER JOKE


TACD posted:

Was this the same as the Horny Forums or have there been multiple instances of this kind of thing?

That might have been it but I can't find anything using search. Most of the search links were sexual in nature and had some truly bizarre strings of words.

Edit: I found it with the help from the PYF Sagas thread! You need archives.

Something Awful After Dark

limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 01:12 on May 4, 2021

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?


Grimey Drawer

Jesus gently caress either that's done incredibly timeful static or you can hear the hamstrings snap.

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified



Toilet Rascal

limp_cheese posted:

That might have been it but I can't find anything using search. Most of the search links were sexual in nature and had some truly bizarre strings of words.

Edit: I found it with the help from the PYF Sagas thread! You need archives.

Something Awful After Dark

That was three years ago where does the time go?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Cocaine Bear posted:

Jackass actually had a pretty good take on this in one of the movies. Setup is they dress a white guy up in brown-face and strap a fake bomb to his chest and... wait, this doesn't sound good at all!

The hook being their mark was an actor (Kumar!) and they turned it around on the prankster ("are you an actor or some poo poo?" k: "c'mon"). But, uh, yeah, that brownface and underlying racism is really bad and please don't take this post as defending or justifying that bullshit in any way!

Here's a piss quality version (warning: it's a Jackass movie skit about Islamic terrorism in America filmed in like 2005):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOsB0-DUrS0

There was a gag in a similar vein on an Australian satirical prank show in 2007 where they got a motorcade with town cars & motorcycles and a security detail, dressed up one of their members as Osama bin Laden and tried to get access to the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) Leaders Summit where security was supposed to be extremely tight as the attending world leaders included George W Bush and Vladimir Putin. Apparently they expected that the police would spot them fairly early and stop them from entering but they kept getting waved along through several check points until they actually entered the "red zone" which is when they realised that they had hosed up really really badly so they tried to bail on the prank and they all got arrested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfGkbekihyw

All charges against them were dropped in 2008 because the police technically granted them permission to enter the restricted zones
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaser_APEC_pranks

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013






Was not expecting to see and hear someone's knees explode.

I actually yelled "Oh no!" Scared the poo poo out the pets who were all peacefully snoozing.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
i like nice words


Yeah I feel like that one would benefit from a and/or spoiler tags

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


https://twitter.com/worldwidewob/status/1389385140003086339?s=21

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


So, it looks like Jalopnik found his inspiration. Behold, what a functional U-Haulhaus looks like when you don't try to kill yourself with carbon monoxide.

https://jalopnik.com/someone-built-a-cozy-cabin-of-a-tiny-house-out-of-a-u-h-1846813154

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009


Cocaine Bear posted:

Jackass actually had a pretty good take on this in one of the movies. Setup is they dress a white guy up in brown-face and strap a fake bomb to his chest and... wait, this doesn't sound good at all!

The hook being their mark was an actor (Kumar!) and they turned it around on the prankster ("are you an actor or some poo poo?" k: "c'mon"). But, uh, yeah, that brownface and underlying racism is really bad and please don't take this post as defending or justifying that bullshit in any way!

Here's a piss quality version (warning: it's a Jackass movie skit about Islamic terrorism in America filmed in like 2005):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOsB0-DUrS0

He also has all their pubes glued to his face.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003





was it them who took bong rips of pubes or was that the british jackass knockoff?

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way


Oh Jesus I didn't have the sound on and I thought that guy was jumping off the roof and hitting a wire or something that he didn't see. I didn't realize what was happening until the last few posts about it.

I think I'm gonna leave the sound off and be happy in my ignorance

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

Begone Trump, hello cool dog, you're welcome. And be ein good goon.


greazeball posted:

was it them who took bong rips of pubes or was that the british jackass knockoff?

That sounds very much like Dirty Sanchez

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

not all who wander are lost


greazeball posted:

was it them who took bong rips of pubes or was that the british jackass knockoff?

Spenny from Kenny VS Spenny was made to smoke a joint made of pubes.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Stare-Out posted:

Spenny from Kenny VS Spenny was made to smoke a joint made of pubes.

I've recently introduced a friend to this masterpiece. Oh how I miss watching it for the first time.

RustyKnight
Jul 11, 2016

every day is a new horror





Ninurta posted:

So, it looks like Jalopnik found his inspiration. Behold, what a functional U-Haulhaus looks like when you don't try to kill yourself with carbon monoxide.

https://jalopnik.com/someone-built-a-cozy-cabin-of-a-tiny-house-out-of-a-u-h-1846813154
see this one is unacceptable because you have regular doors with a lock instead of french doors that can be broken into, no deck with a fireplace, internal kitchen and shitter which are "unnatural and unhealthy", all of this is unacceptable in proper rytruck

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Cyclist in Argentina hits a pothole and gets thrown off his bike. Luckily he landed in a bush instead of smashing against the road!!!




https://twitter.com/labiciadicta/status/1322194120966889473

therattle
Jul 24, 2007

I'm a family man - I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.W.


Soiled Meat

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Cyclist in Argentina hits a pothole and gets thrown off his bike. Luckily he landed in a bush instead of smashing against the road!!!




https://twitter.com/labiciadicta/status/1322194120966889473

JFC. I think I'd ask to be anaesthetised before they started removing those fuckers.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


therattle posted:

JFC. I think I'd ask to be anaesthetised before they started removing those fuckers.

I'm reminded of this classic where a dude deliberately jumps into a big cholla cactus and ends up in so much pain he tries to will himself unconscious

for blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

- Ska du ha maito i kaffet?


Lmao at "owie"

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.


https://i.imgur.com/hdgZX6r.mp4

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.


schadentrailer

https://i.imgur.com/62naq74.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/1Urujg4.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/z44xd98.mp4

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006




Soiled Meat


Must have been some lie.

RagnarokZ
May 14, 2004

Emperor of the Internet



And that, is why you need a LICENSE* to use large trailers or heavy loads on them, cause poo poo like that happens.

*Danish regulations, your default drivers license permits trailers with a total weight of 750 kg, anything beyond and you need a supplementary license.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm reminded of this classic where a dude deliberately jumps into a big cholla cactus and ends up in so much pain he tries to will himself unconscious

for blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

I love him alternating between screaming like a tortured hog and demanding the others to "Help me now!"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



https://i.imgur.com/9QZ1W6C.mp4

Turn on sound to hear the rebel yell.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


RagnarokZ posted:

*Danish regulations, your default drivers license permits trailers with a total weight of 750 kg, anything beyond and you need a supplementary license.

I watch a Danish YouTube amateur mechanic and through him I learned that Danish regulations for cars are insane by American standards. He wanted to put a turbo on a car but is only allowed to do according to a very, very specific table of what make and model of car is allowed to use what specific model of turbocharger. If it's not on the list your car isn't allowed on the road. It's quite strange to American ears where you can put whatever on whatever and so long as a certified mechanic decides it looks ok you're good. Some states, like California, barely bother with mechanical inspections and focus on emissions instead.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007

I'm a family man - I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.W.


Soiled Meat

Platystemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/9QZ1W6C.mp4

Turn on sound to hear the rebel yell.

The master race.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!



We get it, you vape.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!


Platystemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/9QZ1W6C.mp4

Turn on sound to hear the rebel yell.

Atlanta, 1864

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts

Pillbug


Didn't that guy learn anything from toppling over with his trailer and black pickup the first time?

xcheopis
Jul 23, 2003




Daktar posted:

Atlanta, 1864

"White people are crazy. If you hear any of them going "Yeeee", don't stick around for the "ha".'

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


Kennel posted:

We get it, you vape.

Either a vape or bad cell phone battery

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011





Sounds like the radio guy fucks up his lines because he's watching the accident.

Watch this before you load a trailer like those guys did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mW_gzdh6to

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

It's amazing to see those real life examples of trailer-weight-distribution.gif

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Well, at least they don't have to save for college.

They already didn't because they are Australian and there are goverment provided loans for higher education lol

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004



Grimey Drawer

What's the proper course of action when your trailer gets the wobbles? I assume slow down but it would be good to know if it's a counterintuitive "speed the gently caress up" or something.

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BlancoNino
Apr 26, 2010


You are absolutely supposed to power through it, very counter intuitive

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