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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN




e: snipe

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Impressive stage magic by the bull.



Advance precognitive schadenfreude content.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Resting Lich Face posted:



Advance precognitive schadenfreude content.

Rude.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


Solice Kirsk posted:

Everyone was pretty good with someone catching a ban if they posted a gif of a motorcycle rider getting creamed by a semi or something.

I don't know why people keep assuming that most people cared about not posting death stuff. Anytime someone did post a death gif, like 3 people total would post in complaint.

It's 2019, I don't think most people care these days.

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Lux Animus
Apr 17, 2016

Posts from the end of the world


Dinosaur Gum

People fuckin' with fire.

















CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I don't know why people keep assuming that most people cared about not posting death stuff. Anytime someone did post a death gif, like 3 people total would post in complaint.

It's 2019, I don't think most people care these days.

You're gonna get spanked.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019




Burt adding rules to the thread.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


CaptainSarcastic posted:

You're gonna get spanked.

If it's done hard enough, you guys can laugh at my misery and skood the frood.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

can't wait for all these probes to come in

https://i.imgur.com/d1l0JG5.mp4

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

If it's done hard enough, you guys can laugh at my misery and skood the frood.

Twenty twenty twenty four hours of pro-o-obe
You're gettin' moderated

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN





Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDrpPqsXfVU

And since I've been making a real pain in the rear end of myself here's some pic insurance so Burt can't get me on a technicality:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


Resting Lich Face posted:

Twenty twenty twenty four hours of pro-o-obe
You're gettin' moderated

Drive-Thru Salad Bar
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019



Where's the schadenfreude in this?

Thread rules should also require relevant images. So what's the probe escalation after 2 Burt-ie Botts Every Flavor Mod?

Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Sep 4, 2019

Lux Animus
Apr 17, 2016

Posts from the end of the world


Dinosaur Gum



https://i.imgur.com/jquVneU.mp4

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN


Just barging into the thread without a schadenfreude image like

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

lEt'S mOsEy





Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hQ49ver8Ew

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006



Lux Animus posted:

Mer fuckin' with fire.





The Scrolls sages do make a margin note of this, that even with their greatly protracted existence - the Bosmer have never really been able to acquire the acumen for the Destruction school of magic beyond the rudimentary levels of a carrion scamp. The savage tree huggers however, still retain their animalistic enchantments with open flames and have been known burn down large chunks of Valenwood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKw-2CgeOI

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
One Potato to find them,
One Potato to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.




Bread Liar

Mammal Sauce posted:

[img]https://i.imgur.com/8hOaoz0.gif[/timg]

You can turn huge imgur gifs into MP4s just by adding a 'v' to the end of the url.

i.e.

[url]https://i.imgur.com/8hOaoz0.gifv[/url]


https://i.imgur.com/8hOaoz0.gifv

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001





https://i.imgur.com/yD87zRr.mp4

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

Fun Shoe

I. M. Gei posted:

I dunno I feel like laughing at other peoplesí misfortune is kind of mean

it's okay if the person is doing something obviously stupid and then the expected result happens to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu4fX8Sd2kI

edit: though I agree that it's funnier if people aren't hurt and are just inconvenienced instead

BattleMaster fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Sep 4, 2019

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

A few staples from the old thread:

Dash Cam Owners Australia. The channel has a ton of these compilation videos, all of them chock full of Australians swearing up a blue streak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPbhs2jxCr8

Hall Of Meat. Tons and tons of videos of skateboarders eating poo poo in spectacular fashion. Maybe avoid these if the sight of people's limbs suddenly getting bent in places they're not supposed to makes you queasy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxKFlkK7Zxg

The Qualified Captain channel on Instagram. People who don't know poo poo about boats loving up badly, usually in really expensive ways
https://www.instagram.com/thequalifiedcaptain/

The Butthurt Trashbaggers Network: the shittiest content that bottom tier amateur "pro" wrestling has to offer. Any video with the word 'botch' in the title will offer some quick schadenfreude.
https://www.facebook.com/pg/ButthurtNetwork/videos/

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/bigredal/status...6938732549?s=21

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Rama lama ding dong

https://i.imgur.com/3DcByD1.mp4

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/spiritb0red/sta...4966600704?s=21

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

Why does the best thread on the forum consistently have the worst moderation?

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



Resting Lich Face posted:

As long as the person getting killed (or maybe getting killed because a lot of this sort of content is unclear) deserved it by doing something blatantly idiotic I don't see why it should be banned as long as it's not in-line and marked for what it is. Example being that video of the dipshit shooting a shitload of tannerite in a lawnmower and getting his leg blown off by shrapnel. Probably not in-line material but it sure fits with the schadenfreude theme overall.

Ultimately the cause matters. Someone horribly maimed through no fault of their own? Maybe don't post that. But if the guy blows himself up by doing something like hitting unexploded ordnance with a sledgehammer yeah post it.

All that said though I do prefer non-injury/death content. Cleaner laughs I don't have to kinda feel bad about.

Added to OP

E: mod already said this but oh well I still added it

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Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?


Dinosaur Gum


Is this guy attached to the ladder by his fucken head? How does he stay next to it when he stops holding on?

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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012
EXCUSE ME WHILE I HELP DOZENS OF MEXICANS FUNNEL HOT TAR UP MY MOTHERS ASS WITH A TRAFFIC CONE

Sometimes lunch bites back
https://youtu.be/oJ5dQ_Pdfac?t=105

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

100% Rad


Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves


Alex Jones ordered to pay all costs to a survivor of the Sandy Hook shooting after an appeal in a defamation lawsuit was rejected

TheMaskedUgly posted:

Why does the best thread on the forum consistently have the worst moderation?

Get hosed, this new rule...

Burt Sexual posted:

- no text, at all without a pic, probes result in increasing duration
is exactly what this dumb "derailed every 5 posts" thread needed

Bonus footage of Hong Kong police pepper spraying themselves
https://i.imgur.com/c60giPa.mp4

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


american gladiator 4 lyfe

frankee
Dec 29, 2017



Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015




The best Boris Johnson impression is provided by Boris Johnson

https://webm.red/nFbw.webm

https://webm.red/VlcN.webm

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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He got the ball first so I don't see the problem here.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






https://twitter.com/plalor/status/1169544516048687105

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