Schadenfreude: pro-click zone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abe1W1gGXy0

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Butterfly Valley: Apr 19, 2007; I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Served with legal eviction notice maybe?

# ? Jun 5, 2020 00:50

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:52

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

Apparently Omni louisville is a hotel + apartments, so possibly it could be very quick to remove a hotel guest.

Or they're just lying to head off the social media storm, which I bet happens quite a bit in these type of situations.

Or it's completely fake.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 01:17

Lechtansi: Mar 23, 2004; Item Get

You're forgetting this is America(tm) there are a thousand legal ways to immediately evict people, and thats in the states with GOOD renters protection.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 01:35

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

https://i.imgur.com/vdQCC8S.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/DII167d.mp4

# ? Jun 5, 2020 01:40

Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

https://twitter.com/jamienbc6/status/1268658364944441346?s=21

# ? Jun 5, 2020 01:48

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Rascar Capac posted:

https://twitter.com/jamienbc6/status/1268658364944441346?s=21

Almost feel bad for bike cops. They're some of the biggest douches because of the Napoleon complex but you just know they were imagining riding around in a squad car or at least one of those all-terrain Segways during academy training

Almost.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 03:43

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Takes No Damage posted:

Almost feel bad for bike cops. They're some of the biggest douches because of the Napoleon complex but you just know they were imagining riding around in a squad car or at least one of those all-terrain Segways during academy training

Almost.

You�re nuts, I�d much rather spend the day shredding on my sweet mtb vs whatever else they had to offer

# ? Jun 5, 2020 03:48

The New York Times: Mar 2, 2013; Call
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beanieson posted:

You�re nuts, I�d much rather spend the day shredding on my sweet mtb vs whatever else they had to offer

sorry, officer

# ? Jun 5, 2020 04:00

Regrettable: Jan 5, 2010

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Posted these in the cursed thread but figured they fit here too, though it's definitely way more schaden than freude

# ? Jun 5, 2020 04:04

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Putting my pure, explosive energy into the pedals of a bicycle is much more satisfying than pressing the gas on some internal combustion energy

don't get it twizted tho, these cops are bad at even riding bikes lol I'd hate to see what they could do with an I.C.E. at their discretion..... Actually, infact, every cop should start as bike, even in Alaska, until they can demonstrate worthiness of a 2 ton murder weapon

# ? Jun 5, 2020 04:11

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I hope every bike cop ever's chain derails right as they mash the pedal and their foots slip off and they scrape their shins up and also the guy gets away. gently caress em.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 04:31

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

Takes No Damage posted:

Almost feel bad for bike cops. They're some of the biggest douches because of the Napoleon complex but you just know they were imagining riding around in a squad car or at least one of those all-terrain Segways during academy training

Almost.

The bike cops I knew would much rather be on bikes. It takes a lot of specialized training, too.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 04:53

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

Rascar Capac posted:

https://twitter.com/jamienbc6/status/1268658364944441346?s=21

Are you sure it's not a commercial for the new season of Reno 911!?

Man who drew bow and arrow on Salt Lake City protesters is in jail, charged with three felonies

quote:

Now the 57-year-old Taylorsville man, who has spent nearly two decades of his life behind bars in California and once was convicted of battery against a public safety officer, faces three felony counts for, widely shared video has shown, aiming his weapon at protesters.

All three counts are Utah�s lowest grade of felony. Each is punishable by up to five years in prison. McCormick was also charged with a misdemeanor count of threatening or using a weapon in a fight. That count carries up to a year in jail.

quote:

McCormick, whose Facebook page says he is originally from Barstow, Calif., has shared his views before on the social media website, posting racist memes and talking about wanting to go back in time to �take out� former President Barack Obama and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton when they were �in the crib.�

In a May 21 post, McCormick shared with his followers that "if you didn�t grow up during the cold war and or you and or your anaesters [ancestors] are here ileagely [illegally]. You shouldn�t be alloud [allowed] to vote!!!!� (Bracketed spellings have been corrected.)

I sort of like how much the whole "BLM/Antifa are terrorists" is sheer projection on the part of people who want to hurt others.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 05:05

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Rascar Capac posted:

https://twitter.com/jamienbc6/status/1268658364944441346?s=21

There�s precedent:

�Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim trike, and they have not.�

Lagniappe:

# ? Jun 5, 2020 05:12

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

As a kid I vaguely remember one of those generic American "Miami vice" knock offs about bike cops. They had a badass intro and almost, almost managed to make it seem cool. Even as a dumb kid I realized how lame it was tho since every episodes big thing was a chase scene, where the bike cops would pedal like mad trying to catch some random runner, maybe sometimes a car? I remember thinking "just use a motorcycle drat" since it took forever and even with action shots just didn't look badass at all.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 05:31

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Lt. Dangle is the only good bike cop.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 05:35

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

Son of Rodney posted:

As a kid I vaguely remember one of those generic American "Miami vice" knock offs about bike cops. They had a badass intro and almost, almost managed to make it seem cool. Even as a dumb kid I realized how lame it was tho since every episodes big thing was a chase scene, where the bike cops would pedal like mad trying to catch some random runner, maybe sometimes a car? I remember thinking "just use a motorcycle drat" since it took forever and even with action shots just didn't look badass at all.

pacific blue, it was on at like 4am right after kung fu the legend continues, and it was relatively awesome given those circumstances

GolfHole fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Jun 5, 2020

# ? Jun 5, 2020 06:12

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Son of Rodney posted:

As a kid I vaguely remember one of those generic American "Miami vice" knock offs about bike cops. They had a badass intro and almost, almost managed to make it seem cool. Even as a dumb kid I realized how lame it was tho since every episodes big thing was a chase scene, where the bike cops would pedal like mad trying to catch some random runner, maybe sometimes a car? I remember thinking "just use a motorcycle drat" since it took forever and even with action shots just didn't look badass at all.

For a second I thought you were talking about CHiPS. TBF Ponch may be the only canonically good cop.

Platystemon posted:

What was the deal :jerry:

with those old timey chinstraps that went on the FRONT of your chin rather than under it? How was that even secure much less comfortable?

# ? Jun 5, 2020 06:43

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Takes No Damage posted:

For a second I thought you were talking about CHiPS. TBF Ponch may be the only canonically good cop.

What was the deal with those old timey chinstraps that went on the FRONT of your chin rather than under it? How was that even secure much less comfortable?

Its just fashion. Mannerheim, the old poo poo, used to wear the strap on top of his hat.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 06:48

ante: Apr 9, 2005; SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Its just fashion. Mannerheim, the old poo poo, used to wear the strap on top of his hat.

I'm curious how you learned that. Were you just peeping old Nazi photos one day and went, "huh, that's weird", or are you just really into chinstraps, or is there some literature or TED talk I can watch

# ? Jun 5, 2020 06:58

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Takes No Damage posted:

For a second I thought you were talking about CHiPS. TBF Ponch may be the only canonically good cop.

All TV/Movie cops are good cops.

Because of course, they're all fictional.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 07:02

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

ante posted:

I'm curious how you learned that. Were you just peeping old Nazi photos one day and went, "huh, that's weird", or are you just really into chinstraps, or is there some literature or TED talk I can watch

They tend to teach people about former presidents at school and the books usually have pictures in them.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 07:03

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

ante posted:

I'm curious how you learned that. Were you just peeping old Nazi photos one day and went, "huh, that's weird", or are you just really into chinstraps, or is there some literature or TED talk I can watch

That's a Finnish army uniform

# ? Jun 5, 2020 07:04

ante: Apr 9, 2005; SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

canyoneer posted:

That's a Finnish army uniform

Yikes

They should update that, it's not a great look anymore

# ? Jun 5, 2020 07:06

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

ante posted:

Yikes

They should update that, it's not a great look anymore

Not big on Finnish history huh

# ? Jun 5, 2020 07:08

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

ante posted:

Yikes

They should update that, it's not a great look anymore

Well, he lost the war to the Soviet Union and in accordance with the peace treaty, there's no Finnish army anymore. So there's a bit of the old vahingonilo for you!

# ? Jun 5, 2020 07:11

IncredibleIgloo: Feb 17, 2011

ante posted:

Yikes

They should update that, it's not a great look anymore

Wait till you see the roundels they used on their planes.

edit to include them...

IncredibleIgloo fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Jun 5, 2020

# ? Jun 5, 2020 07:21

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Xarbala posted:

Not big on Finnish history huh

Who doesn't know Urho Kekkonen??

# ? Jun 5, 2020 08:33

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

gschmidl posted:

Who doesn't know Urho Kekkonen??

By the end, Urho Kekkonen.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 08:51

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

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IncredibleIgloo posted:

Wait till you see the roundels they used on their planes.

edit to include them...

I'm loving Ireland with its palette-swapped taijitu.

# ? Jun 5, 2020 08:51

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Pennywise the Frown posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hvLxZmZ.mp4

So which website is this from? Are their more?

# ? Jun 5, 2020 09:14

other people: Jun 27, 2004; Associate Christ

Son of Rodney posted:

As a kid I vaguely remember one of those generic American "Miami vice" knock offs about bike cops. They had a badass intro and almost, almost managed to make it seem cool. Even as a dumb kid I realized how lame it was tho since every episodes big thing was a chase scene, where the bike cops would pedal like mad trying to catch some random runner, maybe sometimes a car? I remember thinking "just use a motorcycle drat" since it took forever and even with action shots just didn't look badass at all.

you're thinking of CORBS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkZDzRT0nJQ

# ? Jun 5, 2020 09:25