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quote="Cartoon Man" post="514797107"] https://i.imgur.com/WcfZTby.gifv [/quote] I shook my head before I hit play because I knew how that would end but was still surprised. Nice.
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This has got to be an uncle or friend right. I have two boys that age and they beat that kind of stupidity out of me years ago. No dad would expect anything but exactly what happened to happen.
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May 18, 2021 01:43
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SpaceCadetBob posted:This has got to be an uncle or friend right. I have two boys that age and they beat that kind of stupidity out of me years ago. No dad would expect anything but exactly what happened to happen. He definitely saw it coming for a split second
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May 18, 2021 01:50
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https://i.imgur.com/o6jmvFj.mp4
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May 18, 2021 01:57
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Feliday Melody posted:I feel like I have seen a different (but still excellent) version of this. Become Russia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh5IkmW3_LY Scratch 
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May 18, 2021 02:53
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This one gets a legit lol every fuckin time
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May 18, 2021 03:44
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Azathoth posted:That's definitely one of those "how did they think that was going to go?" things. Like, it was clearly planned, and I desperately want to know what they thought was supposed to happen after the weed whacker to the junk Here's one of his old backyard wrestling matches where his opponent's finishing move is the ol' classic "Hit him with a car": https://www.instagram.com/p/CHpqdQgBRAJ/ James Woods posted:I'm the potato cannon lying on the ground waiting for the next act. Dillbag posted:All for 35 people in a rec center in a lovely small town. You would think you would want to save the third degree burns and genital mutilation for a big show or some kind of payoff, instead of $35 and a slice of cheese pizza from the concession stand. As far as I can tell this stunt wasn't even part of the actual wrestling show segment of the night, it was a P.O.R. Stunt event held after the wrestling for anyone who stuck around. There's a list of the 'results' of the wrestling matches and that dude isn't listed in any of the matches.
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May 18, 2021 03:52
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What ridiculous stunts were they doing that YouTube deleted their videos?
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May 18, 2021 04:31
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RatHat posted:What ridiculous stunts were they doing that YouTube deleted their videos? Mostly nutshots from what I can tell
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May 18, 2021 05:37
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Dillbag posted:All for 35 people in a rec center in a lovely small town. You would think you would want to save the third degree burns and genital mutilation for a big show or some kind of payoff, instead of $35 and a slice of cheese pizza from the concession stand. It's more real that WWE. I love the local wrestling shows here. A bunch of idiots with a bit of skill and a lot of hope and dreams. Shattered like their knees after a wrong jump.
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May 18, 2021 09:17
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Last time I went and saw the local promotion they had Ricochet coming in for a guest spot. The guy they had work with him was clearly the best wrestler they had on the roster and was doing his level best to keep up with Ricochet going at about 40%. It was still a great time, the beers were cheap and you get to yell at the bad guy.
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May 18, 2021 09:50
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RatHat posted:What ridiculous stunts were they doing that YouTube deleted their videos? Snowglobe of Doom posted:Mostly nutshots from what I can tell YouTube deleted them because of the upcoming remake starring George C. Scott.
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May 18, 2021 09:52
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They just don't make movies like that anymore. Jurassic Park ruined everything. SpaceCadetBob posted:This has got to be an uncle or friend right. I have two boys that age and they beat that kind of stupidity out of me years ago. No dad would expect anything but exactly what happened to happen. Your dad and my dad should go bowling.
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May 18, 2021 10:15
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Humphreys posted:It's more real that WWE. I love the local wrestling shows here. A bunch of idiots with a bit of skill and a lot of hope and dreams. Shattered like their knees after a wrong jump. It's still real to you, dammit.
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May 18, 2021 10:18
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Do people not throw poo poo non-stop at the wrestlers there? I went to a few Incredibly Strage Wrestling gigs in SF around 99-2000 and there was a constant flow of crap from the crowd. A friend of mine was part of it and said getting on the ropes was pretty risky because people would throw their drinks in your face and the last thing you want is vodka in the eyes just before you line up a big leg drop. Later they supplied the crowd with corn tortillas so they had somethig mostly harmless to fling around.
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May 18, 2021 10:27
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Dillbag posted:All for 35 people in a rec center in a lovely small town. You would think you would want to save the third degree burns and genital mutilation for a big show or some kind of payoff, instead of $35 and a slice of cheese pizza from the concession stand. I found an update:  greazeball posted:Do people not throw poo poo non-stop at the wrestlers there? The poster for this event reminded the fans to bring weapons but I'm guessing they were for the wrestlers to use on each other 
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May 18, 2021 13:49
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There was a time in my life where I would’ve let you light my dick on fire for $3500.
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May 18, 2021 13:51
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boop the snoot posted:There was a time in my life where I would’ve let you light my dick on fire for $3500. Has the price increased or decreased since then?
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May 18, 2021 14:10
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Fishstick posted:Has the price increased or decreased since then? If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
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May 18, 2021 14:23
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Neil Diamond Cutter is a good name.
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May 18, 2021 16:46
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Push El Burrito posted:Neil Diamond Cutter is a good name. Also a good Halloween costume. Specifically Neil Diamond Dallas Page
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May 18, 2021 16:57
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SpaceCadetBob posted:This has got to be an uncle or friend right. I have two boys that age and they beat that kind of stupidity out of me years ago. No dad would expect anything but exactly what happened to happen. He's just trying to get on the internet. You did it, buddy.
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May 18, 2021 16:58
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I found an update: Don't get me wrong, I love indie wrestling. Got to see Harry Smith, Becky Lynch and Natalia work locally before they broke in with the WWE. Hosted a bunch of AJPW guys at my apartment for a wrestler friend's bachelor party (they just wanted to try weed and ecstasy because they can't in Japan, and spent most of the night throwing phone books at each other). But giving yourself third degree burns, gangrene in your legs, and permanent nerve damage so you can afford a used 2008 Toyota Corolla is stupid.
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May 18, 2021 17:00
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Push El Burrito posted:Wow this is really gonna upset Scott Baio's fan. Of course it did, that's why he posted it.
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May 18, 2021 18:45
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I showed this to my mum and she told me that a similar thing happened to her. One morning her nephew, toddler at this point in time, decided it was a good idea to wake my mum up with a plastic golf club. Except this wasnt the cheap plastic golf club, it was hard plastic. And he whacked her in the face.
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May 18, 2021 18:48
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Dillbag posted:Hosted a bunch of AJPW guys at my apartment for a wrestler friend's bachelor party (they just wanted to try weed and ecstasy because they can't in Japan, and spent most of the night throwing phone books at each other). Now that’s a hell of a story. 
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May 18, 2021 18:56
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DelilahFlowers posted:I showed this to my mum and she told me that a similar thing happened to her. One morning her nephew, toddler at this point in time, decided it was a good idea to wake my mum up with a plastic golf club. Except this wasnt the cheap plastic golf club, it was hard plastic. And he whacked her in the face. Lol, kids are the worst. I have a dent on my head because I though I'd wake up my uncle from his nap on the couch with a flying double knee jammer. I was 6, he was 6'6". Needless to say, I and the pointy coffee table took the bulk of the damage. E: lol, with a reread it sounds like my uncle beat me with a table. He just lurched up and I bounced/launched off him back to my starting point on top of the aforementioned pointy rear end table.
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May 18, 2021 20:08
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Dillbag posted:Don't get me wrong, I love indie wrestling. Got to see Harry Smith, Becky Lynch and Natalia work locally before they broke in with the WWE. Hosted a bunch of AJPW guys at my apartment for a wrestler friend's bachelor party (they just wanted to try weed and ecstasy because they can't in Japan, and spent most of the night throwing phone books at each other). Based on the little I interacted with ISW guys, they would do this poo poo for free, with nobody watching, just because they loved wrasslin. Absolutely anything they got for doing it was a bonus
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May 18, 2021 20:08
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Cocaine Bear posted:Lol, kids are the worst. I have a dent on my head because I though I'd wake up my uncle from his nap on the couch with a flying double knee jammer. I was 6, he was 6'6". Needless to say, I and the pointy coffee table took the bulk of the damage.
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May 18, 2021 20:22
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Have you considered filling your dent with lighter fluid and lighting your head on fire and putting it out with a weed wacker?
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May 18, 2021 20:26
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One time a guy I knew stapled his forehead a dozen times for a couple hundred bucks in a bar contest that man was my moms wildly age inappropriate boyfriend
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May 18, 2021 21:00
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Dillbag posted:Don't get me wrong, I love indie wrestling. Got to see Harry Smith, Becky Lynch and Natalia work locally before they broke in with the WWE. Hosted a bunch of AJPW guys at my apartment for a wrestler friend's bachelor party (they just wanted to try weed and ecstasy because they can't in Japan, and spent most of the night throwing phone books at each other). Rolling on Molly with a bunch of Japanese wrestlers sounds like a hell of a good time.
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May 18, 2021 21:22
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I have a scar on my chin from falling face-first through a glass coffee table because my father was chasing me with a hand-held cutting board. I was also six.
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May 18, 2021 21:37
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James Woods posted:Rolling on Molly with a bunch of Japanese wrestlers sounds like a hell of a good time. i want to see their faces light up when you play some videos and they realize it's Kaiketsu Zubat, the best tokusetu show ever made. "clearly a foreigner who has seen Kaiketsu Zubat is one of distinction and good taste. let's start a line of fast casual, wrestling themed teppanyaki restaurants." they'd say, all smiling.
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May 18, 2021 21:42
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Cocaine Bear posted:Lol, kids are the worst. I have a dent on my head because I though I'd wake up my uncle from his nap on the couch with a flying double knee jammer. I was 6, he was 6'6". Needless to say, I and the pointy coffee table took the bulk of the damage. Your uncle D-Von is doing well though?
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May 18, 2021 22:47
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https://i.imgur.com/ata4wtO.mp4
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May 18, 2021 23:21
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Sound!
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May 18, 2021 23:24
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On one hand that sucks for the two cars but on the other hand the owner of that truck probably never uses it as a truck except to be in the way so gently caress em
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May 18, 2021 23:26
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Nah they used it to speed on residential roads
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https://i.imgur.com/iafe8zG.gifv The real schade is us trying to figure out what the hell she’s walking out of.
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