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Resting Lich Face posted:

As long as the person getting killed (or maybe getting killed because a lot of this sort of content is unclear) deserved it by doing something blatantly idiotic I don't see why it should be banned as long as it's not in-line and marked for what it is. Example being that video of the dipshit shooting a shitload of tannerite in a lawnmower and getting his leg blown off by shrapnel. Probably not in-line material but it sure fits with the schadenfreude theme overall.

Ultimately the cause matters. Someone horribly maimed through no fault of their own? Maybe don't post that. But if the guy blows himself up by doing something like hitting unexploded ordnance with a sledgehammer yeah post it.

All that said though I do prefer non-injury/death content. Cleaner laughs I don't have to kinda feel bad about.

Rad-daddio posted:

Huh, I didn't know that

Also, don't take colloidal silver unless you wanna be blue like an Eiffel 65 song

quote:

Counterintuitively, the best chemical for activating the body’s process of turning methemoglobin to hemoglobin is methylene blue dye. The Fugates he treated ingested this dye and within a few minutes, the blue coloration of their skin disappeared, and their skin turned pink.

article posted:

On Friday morning, officials at the federal Centers for Disease Control reported that as many as three deaths and 450 cases of suspected acute respiratory distress syndrome have been associated with vaping THC products. Illicit market vape carts tainted with unapproved additives are a leading suspect in the outbreak, which may have begun as early as April in Illinois.

Inceltown posted:

That goes on for a lot longer than it should.

JK Fresco posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E6WM19r6V8

Lux Animus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkZottYDpEE&t=85s

chitoryu12 posted:

BangBros buys porn star doxxing site, destroys hard drives

Kheldarn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/SOtAC2G.gifv

ilmucche posted:

Can't watch the video at the moment, but is this the one where the guys waiting for their turn in the background are laughing at him?

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/E2n6giV.mp4

Chomp8645 posted:

I still don't understand what happened here.

Chomp8645 posted:

Since the video doesn't show the trucker returning to his vehicle I'm just going to imagine that, instead of inspecting damage to figure out what to do, he actually just walked away, never to be heard from again.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

This happened a couple of years ago, but it's still funny as hell to me.

I mean, every party is a horrible person, sure. But tossing dog poo poo at a cop and a Karen getting a rude awakening that, no, she can't just treat everyone in the world like poo poo is just

I went looking on the crime ledgers but couldn't find anything, so it looks like they just let her stew in the back of the divvy van and let her go.

Jerry Cotton posted:

They'd noticed someone was filming it all and didn't want to end up in court.

Former DILF posted:

who are these for???

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Not all heroes wear capes pants

Burt Sexual posted:

What’s the dollar general one? Sounds like someone getting shot?

Squalid posted:

flaming French nobles you say?

quote:

The event was chronicled in uncharacteristic vividness by the Monk of St Denis, who wrote that "four men were burned alive, their flaming genitals dropping to the floor ... releasing a stream of blood".

LifeSunDeath posted:

juggalo baby coffin posted:

one time when i was a kid my uncle was staying with us and came home so drunk he threw up down the sleeve of his own coat that was hanging in the hallway then crawled up the stairs on his belly and fell asleep on the landing.

Tree Bucket posted:

did he think

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/4shre/status/1191324087152304135

bobjr posted:

Fatkraken posted:

You're Fired: Laptop nubbin, gesture control, voice recognition.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Yeah, the dog just says "gently caress all this" and floats away in a cloud of schadenfreude.

LifeSunDeath posted:

The hero we all deserve.