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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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verbal enema posted:

i cant find the loving post of the reverse diarheaa dive help me

This one?

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/R1Pdlzq.mp4 :nws:

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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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In honor of the 4th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGij9ps4IpY

I enjoy the new self-aware L.A. Beast

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Jippa posted:

At uni my mate paddy from armagh brought some putcheen (he reckoned it was 60%) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poit%C3%ADn over.

It was both hilarious and disgusting in equal measure. I have never experienced that gag reflex that started this thread conversation as badly. That stuff is inhuman.

Here's some Irish folks drinking it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZzei0yzG0g

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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aphid_licker posted:

It's pretty crazy tho because I've accidentally sliced right through the side of a beer can with a knife while trying to open up the plastic wrap around the pack. Those cans are basically paper-thin.

Generally a cylinder is a fairly strong structure. I remember a school experiment where we made a cylinder out of paper and tape and it could support a brick. However as stated above they’re extremely vulnerable to force applied from the side so even a small dent in the can would cause it to just collapse.

Shaden is on me for typing this out

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Hooboy did he stick that landing

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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I’d watch more baseball if stuff like this happened more often.

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1397965478027530246?s=20

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Proteus Jones posted:

The absolute best thing about this is that all the first baseman had to do was tag his base and all of that would have been avoided. There were already two loving outs when the play started. He touches the base after catching the ball the inning ends.

Instead his brain stutters for just a second and we got this incredible comedy.

He had a second chance to run back to first instead of throwing to home as well. He just completely target fixated.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Violet_Sky posted:

I'm not american so lol on me

You're good, the true LOL is on Americans like me...

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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I believe the Gympie Gympie has come up several times in this thread or the OSHA thread, can't remember. All I know is no one would be dumb enough to grow one in their yard and then rub it on themselves on purpose.

Right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BoVME0xrQY

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Anne Whateley posted:

Honestly shocked that this wasn't LA Beast

I honestly don't think L.A. Beast is capable of doing this on a small enough scale. He'd just end up jumping into a giant pile of it.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Inceltown posted:

They were at a nude beach so it is absolutely possible they got startled by a deer and ran into the bush naked. They were probably loving at the nude beach still but nude sunbathing is absolutely what the beach is a destination for. It's even marked as a nude beach on Google Maps.



So you're saying they were in the Werrong.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Takes No Damage posted:

Up the bum? No, baby.



I HAVE GOOD AIDS

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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I posted this is the Funny Pics thread by accident, it belongs here.

That poor clergyman, he never stood a chance against Daniel's calm demeanor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLrCB48XllI

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1416470154108710912?s=20

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Poops Mcgoots posted:


Limmy is great.


Some idiot in chat is crying that the FOV is wrong and when called on it, it's already what they claim it should be. Pure strain schade!

And Limmy is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j0E3FE4JkQ

koshmar fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Jul 19, 2021

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Vaccine in action

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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steinrokkan posted:

Just give it to Ken Jennings already and be done with it

Ken got dragged down with his podcast cohost Bean Dad and some weird Anti-Semitic tweets so he was never really in the running

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Tom Cardy is the Patron Saint of the Schadenfreude Thread.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Sirotan posted:

This honestly is not only a tired and unfunny gimmick, it's also in really poor taste. There is no schadenfreude to be found in this man's death.

Racing to the schadenfreude thread to post the death of a beloved celebrity.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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A group of Bitcoin enthusiasts buy a cruise ship in the hopes of "seasteading" a Libertarian Paradise off the coast of Panama, you won't believe what happens next They fail miserably

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2021/sep/07/disastrous-voyage-satoshi-cryptocurrency-cruise-ship-seassteading

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Thomamelas posted:

I feel like this is said toward the end of every libertarian pipe dream project.


My personal favorite

quote:

“We were like, how are you going to cut a hole in the ship’s side big enough to get the engine out, which is below water level, and not sink the ship?”

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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SyNack Sassimov posted:

I don't know why they were interested in that cruise ship anyway, it's 30 years old.

:drat:

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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The best part is they most likely spent a ton of money on their lovely seats.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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https://twitter.com/Evan_Hadfield/status/1440531262372859906?s=20

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Martman posted:

I love the idea of someone trying to sneak onto a plane by faking a passport to a country that doesn't even exist.

It's even worse, it's a Visa from Artsakh that's stamped in his Canadian passport.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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The Schadenfruede thread has reached 1337 status once again.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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wesleywillis posted:

My opinion is that if you are replying/quoting a post with a pic to comment on it (with more than just a "lol" or some lame poo poo) then you shouldn't get a probe, but like you must quote the post with the photo/gif etc in it.

Just random posting or contributing to a derail, should get you a probing.

And since such a rule is not yet in effect, once I hit post on here, I shall report myself as having posted in this thread with no original cursed image.

I'm assuming you meant this for the cursed thread. The curse must be fed. All all hail the curse

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Mites fall up and tights fall down - Deltron 3030

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Shageletic posted:

welp guess i'm gonna be an organ donor

never had a commercial hit as hard as this one lmao

Clearly you haven't seen this commercial they put out

This one is rough, click at your own risk, nothing happens to the dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1jA6eTfQso

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Her other "friend" grabs a piece of watermelon from her drink, takes a bite, and puts it back in the drink.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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There’s even more Scahde in the comments, a lot of people screaming “Won’t you think of those poor small business owners”

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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canyoneer posted:

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM87sCJxP/

The hardest workin' prank in TikTok business

Why are they playing a clip of the song with laughing in it rather than the actual song. Or maybe I just don't "get" TikTok.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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$2500 ethernet switch for the audiophile who's hard to shop for.

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/ethernet-switch-for-audiophiles

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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gbut posted:

The towel rod has such a good comedic timing that I'm surprised it doesn't have a special on Netflix already.

I’ve just learned that the towel rod is racist.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Bum the Sad posted:

In the time of NFTs they stole my monkey

:perfect:

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Memento posted:

yeah I'm feeling the derpies from that one

This one has sound but isn't super necessary

https://i.imgur.com/sze65j1.mp4

How does she end up with a cut on her forehead?

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Drone_Fragger posted:

Man I can't wait for the Tesla tunnel fire where they can't even say how many people died because the raging lithium fires killed everyone and destroyed the cars, but also calcined everything Into unrecognisable dust. Thank God safety things like escape tunnels are a lie made up by insane people to hold freedom loving jobs creator Elon musk back.

Not just that but half of the video was the car stuck in traffic waiting to get to the platform, which is the exact thing this whole stupid idea is supposed to alleviate. So there's the chance to die in a horrific fire, you won't get there any faster, and it's harder to get to you if there is a problem.

Thanks Elon, Time Man of the Year

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Memento posted:

re: the Vegas Celebrity Death Tunnel




Tell me that poo poo doesn't look painted on. How sure are we this isn't a scheme by Wile E. Coyote to catch that damned Roadrunner?

Just from that picture you can see the “straight” portion of the tunnel isn’t actually straight and the white line has to meander along with it so the Teslas don’t hit the walls.

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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Dude on the right who moves the table is a piece

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