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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH
Always punch racists. The time for polite objections is over.

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH

I wonder if this has happened in America, but they were all undercover agents going "Aha! ...oh. Well, team up with me on the next guy up!"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
The man is an accidental hero. With his sacrifice of $2000 and his credit score to a bankruptcy claim, he's caused a stockbroker $50,000 worth of frustration.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Wizard suddenly remembering he can't use magic in front of muggles.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH

Sunswipe posted:

Do the people pumping their arms up with synthol not realise it doesn't make them stronger? They might as well put on a Darth Vader costume and try to Force choke their opponents.

Plus in that slap-fight, he should have been injecting the forearms, then he could get some momentum going.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
It's Mr Fantastic's condom.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
So many people talking about butt-inserts, when Occam's Razor points to a much simpler explanation.

Her fursona is a beaver.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
My favourite TV News screwup

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Y2uQn_wvc

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

They're making a new Vigilante 8!?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH
Gave him the squeaky clean stunner.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I'm no animalparkologist, but I would have that that vehicles that drive near large animals regularly would have reinforcement.

At the very least, a roll cage.

i've seen what are basically tractor-bulldozers they use to nudge big animals and take headbutts. That kind of car certainly shouldn't have been doing it. Hard to google though, searching about safari park vehicles mostly returns that rhino clip.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
She deserved better on Mythbusters. I mostly remember being pretty skeeved out when they did the Goldfinger/Tin Man 'you have to leave a gap for your skin to breathe' myth which meant putting her in a bikini and painting her silver.

Though when it comes to skeevy science, the UK show 'Brainiac' probably took the award. They'd go from filling a pool with custard and explaining non-newtonian fluids letting you walk on top, and then having a different pool.filled with water when they'd test if naturally big boobs or implants were more buoyant with their hands.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
There's a Japanese youtuber who does stuff like that all the time, or things like grabbing the mat beneath the products. Links when I'm not phoneposting or someone else finds it

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Tony Snark posted:

It's modern art it was never valuable to begin with.

He's presented his interpretation of the piece, which was already highly contextual. It has become performance art, and people can question what it means for a man to eat THIS banana.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Zopotantor posted:

Rare footage of Zeus in disguise.

Not that rare.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
It's been a while, but the emergency stop maneuver on my driving test used the clutch and regular brake, not the parking brake.

Then again, I failed..

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
*Baldrick voice* You know how sometimes after you cut a chicken's head off it runs round and round the farmyard...

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Yeah, it's a subset. Some infowars listeners vote libertarian.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH
Hey, that's just ignorant.

A kebab chef isn't going to use the good knives on fighting chavs. Might chip the blade.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Taeke posted:

I stand corrected then, but that was how it was explained to me 13ish years ago when I spent some time in the UK.

It's entirely down to the railway operator. Going horizontally, SouthEastern railways is just 'here's a ticket, get whatever' while Great Western will assign a specific seat on a specific train.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

DandyLion posted:

The Ven Diagram of those who like Gun Girl and making GBS threads Themselves is disturbingly close to a single circle.

making GBS threads into a diaper in public to own the libs.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Man, dogs are a mess. Whole sections of undocumented spaghetti code that's been kept around since the first iteration. Nobody knows what it does anymore, but if you take it out it causes problems. Meanwhile the code's become so bloated with patches and feature-creep that it just wheezes along until it overheats and shuts down.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Mephiston posted:

Teaching your avatar to throw its poop at invading armies or enemy infrastructure will never not be the height of that game, and I will fight anyone that disagrees.

Especially with some of the modded creatures. I remember there was a skin for Max Payne going around.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
You mean warmed (but not boiled) dead rat water! So it's more like a broth.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH
She was on the UK version of The Apprentice. So if she'd been on the US version, she'd be hired and replaced as a department head by now.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Inceltown posted:

When your website is a grift to pay your friends for doing basically nothing you want to bring in as much griftbux as possible. Add to that advertising revenue is not going to be high on a site that no one wants to be associated with so you can't offset it with that.

Plus while social media doesn't care (And imgur is trying to be social media, so emulates them), a lot of webhosts don't want to be associated with them. GoDaddy for example doesn't host nazis (Though sometimes has to be told something is nazi before they'll do anything) so a smaller host could say "gently caress it, we'll bite that bullet. We're the host that hosts nazis, and we charge fifty times the going rate to do it."

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
On the one hand, tax on smokables brings the government a lot of money which can be spent on healthcare.

On the other, smokers take up a large quantity of said healthcare with all the tar in them.

And on the cancerous growth with fingernails so might be considered a hand, the government isn't spending that money on healthcare.


Also, can't access the silly statue man story outside the US?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Mr. Fix It posted:

they don't deserve the release of death. just punch 'em and mock 'em

They don't deserve it, but it's better for everyone else. While a lynch mob would set unfortunate precedents and spread to more than the intended targets, I truly believe that conservative leaders having a sudden, lethal stroke would only be good for the world.


Azhais posted:

Is administration the British equivalent of chapter 11?

I think so, not entirely clear on what Chapter 11 is other than business bankruptcy. Basically, they've been taken/handed over to a different business, who's job is to wind them down until they go away with as little unpaid debt as possible.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Not true, elephants will mercilessly troll the gently caress out of rhinos every chance they get

"HuUurrRr lOok At me I'm a stUpid PoinTy StiCk fAce rHino hUrrr"
"God drat it Jerry, elephants have pointy tusks as well!"
"HuuRrR i'M a rHinO wE're cHubbY uniCorn Of tHe SavAnnAh HUUrRR"
https://i.imgur.com/Q308sbW.mp4

Incapable of harming each other physically, they turn to the most painful weapon of all. Words.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

For as big and tanklike as rhinos are, hippos run them off regularly. Hell, baby hippos use crocs as chew toys when they are teething, and crocs let em cause they know if they attack the kid, mom will squish them into paste.

Well that's hardly fair, it's like comparing a car to an APC. You don't want to get slammed by either, but one is bigger, heavier and partly aquatic.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Guyver posted:

I remember some paper a few years back where they put forward the idea that the human hand evolved for better face punching and faces changed over time to take a punch better. With the changes slowly going away as humanity has weaponized and grown more peaceful on individual and societal levels.

Did this end with the conclusion "and that's why the blacks with their giant hands and punch-resistant noses are inherently warlike."?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
American healthcare being terrible I was willing to consider maybe he really was having trouble being weaned off benzos... Until he went for a treatment only available in Russia. Here in the UK, people desperate for an untested, unregulated or best-case 'newer but not actually more effective' solution fly to America. God only knows what Russia gave him.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH
Well, now I'm imagining Thomas and co. With a big "trains rights" sign.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH
Bold of you to assume he was shot by a cop, and didn't shoot himself panicking about a brown person.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH
If your feet come off, you're either dead or had a REALLY good idea.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH
He accidentally bought a Phoenix.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH
Forget cars, why aren't there self-driving trains?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH

Takes No Damage posted:

https://twitter.com/bulkUSBchargers/status/1228422508912742401

Lustily dire. Just, pornographically depressing. Like a pair of suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra :smith:

This guy is definitely in the Evil row of the Florida Man D&D Alignment chart.

Clicking through to the article, this guy is absolutely doing this because he's mad another patient gets to pop bubble wrap for stress during her treatment, so he's being as obnoxious as possible in the hopes of getting all support items banned.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Regalingualius posted:

I forget, was he the guy who had his “heroes” be perfectly justified in slaughtering a bunch of evil pacifists in one of his fantasy novels?

Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series.

AKA if John Galt was also into BDSM.

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH

gschmidl posted:

In other technological marvels, Tesla's smart summon.

https://i.imgur.com/NDAxKF4.mp4

Name all Teslas 'Roach'

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