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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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A few staples from the old thread:

Dash Cam Owners Australia. The channel has a ton of these compilation videos, all of them chock full of Australians swearing up a blue streak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPbhs2jxCr8

Hall Of Meat. Tons and tons of videos of skateboarders eating poo poo in spectacular fashion. Maybe avoid these if the sight of people's limbs suddenly getting bent in places they're not supposed to makes you queasy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxKFlkK7Zxg

The Qualified Captain channel on Instagram. People who don't know poo poo about boats loving up badly, usually in really expensive ways
https://www.instagram.com/thequalifiedcaptain/

The Butthurt Trashbaggers Network: the shittiest content that bottom tier amateur "pro" wrestling has to offer. Any video with the word 'botch' in the title will offer some quick schadenfreude.
https://www.facebook.com/pg/ButthurtNetwork/videos/

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Rama lama ding dong

https://i.imgur.com/3DcByD1.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/0SUjpNr.mp4



Jerry Cotton posted:

Yeah it should be "I don't know how to spell it and obviously not how to pronounce it either" :smugmrgw:

They were very nearly right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3_DjiLLDfo

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/wAhXVzV.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/dJwlkt4.gifv

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/aqd97W3.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Lady Disdain posted:

cartoonish underwater gurgled scream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ia376QKMHM

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/SDWx51U.mp4

Well that escalated quickly

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Well that ex-ambulated quickly

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Zipperelli. posted:

I'm really confused how it got it's head into the driver's side window in the first place if this isn't a lunge.

Video or explanation?

Here's the video. Apparently this safari zoo allows visitors to feed the herbivores through the window but the driver decided to close the windows before the giraffe could get its head back out.

Hmmm, let's pit my fragile glass window against this 1 ton animal whose head is about as big as my entire body, what could possibly go wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLSg2wQEzNM

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/0XjGbHj.gifv

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Unmute for sound

https://i.imgur.com/PN0QmzV.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Chomp8645 posted:

Since the video doesn't show the trucker returning to his vehicle I'm just going to imagine that, instead of inspecting damage to figure out what to do, he actually just walked away, never to be heard from again.

I can't find a video but I've seen clips in Russian dashcam compilations where a driver causes a smash and then just abandons his car and runs for it.



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I ran a freight terminal in Brooklyn and we had a big box of car side mirrors that the drivers would collect as trophies bring back to the terminal.


The also happened in Brooklyn, I had a driver from a temp service working for us one day until he got fed up and hailed a cab, leaving the truck, keys, and freight for us to recover.

My brother works in transportation and was arranging a delivery to a new supermarket site.

Bro: "Just quickly, can you verify the height of the new delivery bay for me?"
Supermarket: "Uh we don't know. Can you just back a truck down there and see if it fits or not?"
Bro: "No deliveries for u!"

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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George, George, George of the jungle
Strong as he can be!

https://i.imgur.com/gBvCXsc.mp4

Edit: it has sound but cuts out just as he starts making the "HWUUUUURGH GOT WINDED CAN'T BREATH HWUUUUURGH" noise

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Sep 21, 2019

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Memento posted:

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T WALK THROUGH THIS ACTIVE CRIME SCENE I WALK THROUGH HERE EVERY DAY WITH MY DOGS DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I PAY YOUR SALARY!!!!!"

https://i.imgur.com/5p9hjRz.mp4

All Cops Are Bastards, but sometimes they leverage their bastardry in the right direction. And yes, that was a bag of dogshit she threw at them. loving queenslanders.

Here's a longer version with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC_EiyQJiwY

There's a whole bunch of similar videos on Youtube of people going "What are you going to do, arrest me? :smug: HELP HELP THEY'RE ARRESTING ME :derp:", and idiots getting all "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" on planes is practically a Youtube video genre these days

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/vb2fMFh.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/GtJsSSC.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Lady Disdain posted:

Her explanation was genuinely "well, I've known people who died in car accidents even though they were wearing seatbelts, so... :shrug:"

Did you point out to her that she no doubt knows way way way more people who have been in car accidents and were wearing seat belts and survived?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Because Russia!


Edit: if people didn't read the previous schad threads in PYF, Russian dash cam compilation videos are notorious for how :magical:crazy scary:psyduck: the driving conditions are over there. The compilation videos are an unending cavalcade of people driving like maniacs and loving up horribly: barreling into different lanes at high speed without looking, driving blindly through intersections without checking for cross traffic, making sudden turns in front of other cars without warning, etc etc etc.. Every now and then an army tank will randomly appear out of nowhere and smash up a few cars, you never know what's going to happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXXRgngjTvs

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Sep 29, 2019

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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This is my favourite "I was indicating!!! Why didn't you stop???" video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az76PWGBp4s&t=110s

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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CommissarMega posted:

Crossposting from PYF's Weird Headline thread:

Henchman of Santa posted:

He Never Intended To Become A Political Dissident, But Then He Started Beating Up Tai Chi Masters

The story is as good as the headline.
Schad's on anyone who believes in the mumbo-jumbo Winnie the Pooh's government is trying to push.

Getting back to this story, one of his fights had a weird requirement:

quote:

Despite all of this, Xu has continued to do exactly as he wants. When he was prohibited from flying, he took a 36-hour, hard-seat train all the way to Karamay, Xinjiang, in far western China, to fight the Wing Chun master Lu Gang (Xu wore clown makeup to the fight, a pre-condition, he says, for being allowed to participate).

He had to use a fake name and wear clown makeup otherwise they weren't going to televise the fight. He must have been annoyed by that because ...... well, just watch the first 8 seconds of the fight to see how he felt about it :v:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Oe1vmkcn8


There's a LOT of similar clips on Youtube where someone who thinks they have magical Jedi powers taunts a genuine trained martial artist into stepping into a ring with them and gets their face caved in. In almost 100% of these cases they end up saying "Yes it might look like I lost but the real reason is [bullshit excuse why their magic wasn't working that day] therefore this proves nothing!!"

Sometimes it's not even fights, it's just hippies on the beach practicing their force fields
FOCUS YOUR CHI!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7UmwIzCawU

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/OJ7qcJa.mp4


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Or maybe some people actually have empathy. Crazy, I know.

If they do then they've wandered into the wrong thread. :v:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/GuzMJ5v.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

gently caress I let that loop like ten times on my screen before moving on and I flinched every single time his head popped back.

Unmute it for a slightly deeper :gonk: experience

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Oct 7, 2019

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Julius CSAR posted:

Oh god it was under the chin how the gently caress is he not paralyzed

TIGER UPPERCUT!!

I tried to find out who he was and what happened to him but the viral video company Jukin Media bought the rights to the video back in 2014 and their copy of the video doesn't have any details, and it looks like they've scrubbed every other copy that might have told us who he was.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Solice Kirsk posted:

If he was laying motionless on the ground then I could see all the speculation. He's just on the ground looking stunned and a little pissed and starting to pull himself up. He's fine. Has no one been hit in the face before or what?

The video ends with him begging his friends to take him to hospital immediately, he sounded somewhat less than fine in that part

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Gonna take my horse to the old town road
Gonna ride 'til I can't no mOH GOD HELP DAD HELP

https://i.imgur.com/4sf10xU.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

The barbed wire chair guy has the same energy as the guy who body slams the cactus.

If it's the same cactus slamming guy I remember he was part of the Children Of Poseidon youtube channel who mostly did creative testicle torture videos (somersaulting onto things and landing on their balls, dropping truck tires off houses onto friends' balls, hanging between two cars which drove them into a fence post balls first) so yeah, pretty similar energy

ZACH HELP ME NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUNuXgAeLHY

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/7eut0QO.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Honky Dong Country posted:

Maybe next time don't call people slow because they don't share the sympathy your heart conjures up upon seeing a young lad that prolly was making more money than shitloads of other people who's only crying because he self owned out of said cushy dream through cheating.

He's got over 2 million youtube subscribers so I guess he's even made a bunch of money from the apology video that screenshot came from, it's already had over a million views.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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CaptainSarcastic posted:

That's some kind of parody, isn't it? I watched one of the videos and it looked like a Kids in the Hall bit.

It was a documentary
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Miles_North_of_Molkom

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Love how he tries to smother the flames with the hand he just drenched in gas/kerosene which no doubt made everything much worse.

Wanna see the rest of the video and see whether he manages to jettison the gas can without also setting it on fire

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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UCS Hellmaker posted:

I believe he found out later this broke part of his spine and he was leaking csf fluid for a good while because of it. To add to the idiot factor.

Note that "a good while" was five whole years and he'd been feeling like poo poo and getting mystery migraines and getting motion sickness every time he got in a car that whole time before he got it properly checked and discovered what had happened and got it fixed

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Dude nearly loses a game of Boat Tag

https://i.imgur.com/cLIxvPG.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Zaphod42 posted:

The thing with this is, even if it hadn't fallen on his house, that tree is loving huge. It was going to block off the street at minimum, more likely knock over a street light or crash into his neighbor's house.

Dude was not remotely prepared.
There's a shitload of "chainsaw fail" compilation videos on Youtube and they're always some :discourse: schadenfreude because pretty much every clip is some dumb gently caress causing a shitload of damage because they were too stupid or too cheap to do the right thing. This one channel had so many clips they actually ended up running a second series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OZWjjjec9c


Edit: here's one from just a few days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIG8UfYQqN8

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Nov 19, 2019

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Memento posted:

That car launching one is like the Alaskan town where they punt an empty car into the lake, right? Glacierview, Alaska, they do it for their 4th of July celebrations.

Well apart from the 'empty' part, sure.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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https://i.imgur.com/cqpsDiu.mp4


The pedestrians casually walking across the railway line while the boom gates are down is also :psyduck:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Regalingualius posted:

Goddamn :stare:

And it just... never crossed their mind to just try plowing through the gate?

They might receive a fine for damaging public property :ohdear:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I was over at a friend's house one time when he was checking his emails and got the ol' "Your Blizzard account has been compromised, please update your info at the link below or your WoW saves will be deleted!" and I had to fuckin' talk him down from going ahead with it. He'd even opened up the link and was trying to convince me that it was a legit site because he knew what the official Blizzard page looked like and this was exactly the same! And all the links on the page lead to actual Blizzard pages! In the end I had to get him to go to the genuine Blizzard page, log onto his account and check whether they'd sent him any messages, and then look at the other page and note that the url was similar but different.

It would have been understandable if he was 12 but he's in his mid 30s.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Hey yeah lemme just aerosolize this gasoline out in the open all casual like, I'm sure it'll be f~KAWHOOOSH

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