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Sep 4, 2019 05:59
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I don't know why people keep assuming that most people cared about not posting death stuff. Anytime someone did post a death gif, like 3 people total would post in complaint. You're gonna get spanked. 
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Sep 4, 2019 06:24
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Sep 4, 2019 06:38
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Just barging into the thread without a schadenfreude image like
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Sep 4, 2019 07:02
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Burt Sexual posted:We have a new consensus from op, those against, and for those opening this wide open. Thank you for the pms that took hours to dissect. So, can people skate by without posting schadenfreude images now? 
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Sep 6, 2019 04:11
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Burt Sexual posted:Skate on thin ice Hooray! 
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Sep 6, 2019 06:42
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I've seen this before and remember people discussing that with a burn that significant he was probably going to end up hospitalized. Which does not look undeserved. 
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Sep 6, 2019 07:04
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Sep 7, 2019 20:48
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Sep 10, 2019 06:20
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The sounds on that one just adds to the experience. 
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Sep 14, 2019 07:14
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Elevator chat made me think about how Crocs were getting people eaten by them, and found this image - some of the images give me imaginary schadenfreude thinking of the situations they are based on.
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Sep 18, 2019 06:34
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Burt Sexual posted:This thread needs a new title. Busy day tomorrow will check in later for ideas. Schadenfreude: (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 23, 2019 06:16
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I don't see this one as schadenfreude unless he did something stupid to result in the failure. 
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Sep 24, 2019 04:23
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Sep 25, 2019 07:27
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Sep 27, 2019 07:35
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LifeSunDeath posted:My friends took me around in a 1998 M3 long ago, we had 4 people in the car and got it up to 150, it was scary as hell but cool. I had one of these in my youth, same color, different wheels, better tires:  It would do 135mph on flat ground without complaint. Wasn't an M-series, but remains the best-driving car I've ever owned. Thing cornered like it was on rails. The schaden is that through my own idiocy I ended up not owning it as long as I should have.
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Sep 28, 2019 22:36
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Sep 30, 2019 00:18
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Oct 2, 2019 07:24
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What the gently caress was his intended endgame here? Rollerskate down the steps? 
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Oct 7, 2019 07:03
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Oct 20, 2019 02:01
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These remind me of the misplaced schadenfreude people had when they learned that Oregon doesn't have self-serve gas stations. 
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Oct 21, 2019 03:26
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RatHat posted:Uh where's the schadenfreude? I'm pretty sure it's from making us watch the whole thing waiting for something to happen.
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Oct 21, 2019 08:10
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I hope the fucker got ticketed for tearing up the landscaping, too.
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Oct 26, 2019 06:24
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immortalyawn posted:Yeah all those unraked leaves... rollseyes.jpg.co.uk It doesn't seem like you were watching the same video. I'm in the Pacific Northwest of the US, and that video could have been shot around here, and the fucker is leaving several inch deep gouges in the grass almost every time he goes off to the right. Assholes like that give other people who ride bicycles a bad name.
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Oct 26, 2019 21:58
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:IIRC ponytail was running a class on how to channel your chi into a forcefield or something, and afterward claimed that Nancy from accounting there psychiced him into having a seizure when he tackled her. That's some kind of parody, isn't it? I watched one of the videos and it looked like a Kids in the Hall bit.
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Nov 5, 2019 07:29
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Are you a bunch of dummies? Me, neither - I'm viewing on a desktop so I wonder if maybe it looks more visually baffling on a phone screen or something. 
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Nov 11, 2019 08:38
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davidspackage posted:I can't feel schadenfreude for that face. Like a kid who dropped his ice cream. I dunno, I read it more like the phone in his right hand was not his, like he was using a friend or family member's phone to record with in addition to whatever device is in his left hand. The look on his face is more the realization that he just nuked mom's phone or something like that.
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Nov 11, 2019 19:13
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Memento posted:https://i.imgur.com/EWJv6RV.gifv Justice for riding a bike on the loving sidewalk.
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Nov 14, 2019 07:25
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I get 419 scams via fax at work from time to time. Had one waiting for me today from a totally legit lawyer in Canada who wants to split the inheritance with me left by someone who shares my last name. But he wanted to make it clear that he wanted to donate 10% of the 9 million dollars to charity, and then he and I would split the remaining 90%. Ethics, you see.  I feel nostalgic getting scams by fax. If I wasn't always so loving busy I'd be tempted to follow up and see how much of his time I could waste.
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Nov 27, 2019 08:24
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This year one new thing I've been seeing, which isn't necessarily a scam but is illegal, is someone calling and identifying themselves, saying who the call is for (although this part is often a computer-generated voice, like Microsoft SAM saying "John Doe," and sometimes includes a 30-second pause so if it is not the person being called they can hang up (when I worked in financial services this was something we did, so it is rooted in legit practices). Some of the real-life people sound pretty convincing, too, but not all of them. The text of the message is some quasi-official-sounding thing, like: "I am calling in regards to matter #1186-3. We have been trying to reach you for 2 weeks, and if we do not hear back in 48 hours then the issue will be forwarded to your local jurisdiction for further action. Please call me back at 800-469-2187." The thing is, most of the time I get these the person being asked for is my brother or my ex-wife. In one case where I actually interacted with the person calling I was able to determine the caller was from a debt-collection company, and had probably found me through one of those people-search things that show people that may be connected to the person you are searching on. The thing is, having worked in the financial industry myself, I know that disclosing someone's debt to a 3rd party is a flagrant violation of the Fair Debt Collections Practices Act (FDCPA). The penalties for FDCPA violations can result in fines not only for the company responsible, but the individual employee in violation. I haven't got one of these in a while, and it is usually voicemails when I do, but part of me wants to put the fear of god into one of these vultures.
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Nov 29, 2019 01:53
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:It's not without precedent in the conceptual art world - most famously perhaps is "One and Three Chairs" by Joe Kosuth. It's hard for me to look at some of this and not think "oh, another Duchamp retread." I did appreciate the self-shredding Banksy painting - I thought that was neat. The banana thing just seems very, very tired.
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Dec 9, 2019 01:44
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Do people generally wear makeup on their teeth? That caught my eye, too.
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Dec 9, 2019 04:14
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tardwrangler posted:Imagine how hosed up on wedding hormones youd have to be to try and befriend a swan. Or so loving urban that you can't tell that swan is pissed off as it is gliding toward you, or know that swans in general are well-known to be violent assholes.
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Dec 9, 2019 05:58
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Generally speaking I've never really heard of the e-brake being used as an emergency brake despite its name. Aside from parking the only real use I've made of them is in cars with a manual transmission when having to come to a stop at an intersection on a steep hill while going uphill. Particularly when the jackass behind me crawls up my rear end and I don't have comfortable room to roll back a little in the time between moving my foot from the brake to the clutch and getting the car in gear and going.
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Dec 13, 2019 08:24
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Per posted:Err... you're not supposed to use the same foot for the clutch and the brake. Yeah, I misspoke - I meant shifting my foot from the brake to the accelerator. I was picturing the dance of brake to accelerator and clutch and swapped it around as I typed it out. Push El Burrito posted:I use the same foot for everything. Holy poo poo, I have seen people who are clearly driving an automatic using both feet, and it is incredibly bad and dumb. They should revoke the driver's license of anyone who does this.
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Dec 14, 2019 08:58
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Squalid posted:the schadenfreude is on North Americans here. A parasitic fungus from Asia killed all our chestnut trees so now they are an expensive foreign import instead of something you can just find in the forest and treat like a disposable toy for silly holiday craft projects There are still a few American chestnuts around, including in Portland. OR of all places. There are also projects going on trying to breed an American chestnut resistant to the invasive fungus. It blew my mind when I first read about the practical extinction of the American chestnut, and how widespread and foundational they used to be. https://www.americanforests.org/magazine/article/revival-of-the-american-chestnut/
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Dec 14, 2019 09:44
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Even in the depths of my active alcoholism there was no way I was going to drink a margarita or daiquiri unless they were free or the only source of alcohol I had. Ugh. The sweetest drinks I went for were screwdrivers, pretty much.
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Dec 15, 2019 07:48
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fat bossy gerbil posted:Gin is the drink of the gods. Anyone who would take vodka over gin is a fool of the highest order. Counterpoint: Gin tastes like something used in refinishing wood. Unless the schade here is tricking naive people into drinking gin for the first time, in which case it is pretty apropos.
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Platystemon posted:All hard liquors taste like something used in refinishing wood. 
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