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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Fits perfectly with the sort of personality that would bring a baggie of coke to a family gathering!

Snort pain pills in the bathroom like everybody else! :bahgawd:

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

God, srsly, I can't imagine being on uppers around my family.

extremely same

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the sledgehammer led me to believe that was gonna end up much worse

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/meiYzl7.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's me

D
D
P

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vjURNtL.mp4

The car with the camera is blocking the black sedan from merging back into traffic after cruising down the shoulder. He did it long enough for the cop to see the offender.

yessssssss

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

davidspackage posted:

In my head, the table she grabbed was like a long medieval dinner table that seats 16.

I wish she had powerbombed him through it :allears:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/50551888

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jesus loving christ

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/XXNwrYA.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/rBUvvMI.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
One of the problems with many of the other varieties of bananas is they only keep for a few days, which isn't long enough to be shipped anywhere

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ilmucche posted:

stuck above the centre console
:wtc:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GolfHole posted:

Enough about the motorcycles you apes.

of course we're apes, what else could we be

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/fKMstO9.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
humans are literally apes, as well, so it just fails on all points

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bobjr posted:

DSP might not have gotten banned for jerking off on camera, but he did get banned from a streaming site for pretending to be a holocaust guard and all the enemies he killed were Jews, and keeping that up for the length of an entire video game.

:wtc:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop posted:

Nah, you'd get fired if you did do that and that is explicit in all retail training. You let them go.

You care because its the only exciting thing that happened all day, or because you are too young to be jaded yet.

yeah, they'd rather have the shoplifting than having to pay for an employee getting stabbed or something*.

*lol they'll find out he smoked weed three weeks before and won't have to pay poo poo

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jesus loving christ

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop posted:



Farm store? Is this some Good Old Boys poo poo?

surprisingly, the people who grow food often need a place to purchase supplies

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

luxury handset posted:

think of a big box store like a wal mart with a full on hardware store inside of it, and they also carry specialized things like horse tack and barbed wire

yeah, all the poo poo you don't think about unless you find yourself running a farm for some reason

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

This is a great one for this thread too, because his restaurant got such a bad reputation from it that business died down immensely and he had to close it. Delicious.

good

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
scootin' fruity
all rooty
woooo

https://i.imgur.com/BXCkAMm.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/r3E0IJb.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/TKCZD6S.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/HUp8JAb.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/NR10MWr.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/JMNxUDA.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Ic5DWHt.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/NvRIKgh.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/dWCXIDn.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/t3SzwNe.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/Cl34hU5.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/xKrWkuv.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/U6x1gJ6.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/G5wVZJq.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Regalingualius posted:

Jon Bois managed to make pitting a team of giants with perfect stats across the board against midgets with straight 0’s and fragile bone disease in Madden gloriously entertaining. Go see Breaking Madden, too.

He did another video with the NBA game, where he kept turning every draft class into the lowest stat players possible, which was amazing.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the only thing I remember about Kindergarten Cop is Arnold beating the poo poo out of the abusive dad

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dillbag posted:

How could y'all forget "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" kid?

Gage from Pet Sematary, I think,

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/7R3I3A1.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/COvORxA.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/mRZ1PxV.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

By popular demand posted:

Sometimes you just gotta pre-emptivly put pussy in its place.

lol

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Phy posted:

One night in Bangkok and the world's your burger
The bun is crusty but it's filled with cheese
Your arteries will be in excess turgor
It's hard to hold the pawns with all this greaze
(You should call a time-out and get napkins, please)

:golfclap:


https://i.imgur.com/46GBCoX.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.mazechmedia.com/2019/10/south-carolina-woman-bites-off-registered-sex-offenders-penis-during-his-alleged-attack/

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/hDUNNOH.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/LaBXfYK.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/F7DmUt4.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Smokey and the Bandit reboot looking good

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/GNdnnaB.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Strumpie posted:

You're all forgetting that Peter Molyneux invented dogs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzTPFRITrQ

I invented dogs. Peter Molyneux is the devil!

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/z6f9Foy.mp4

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