Should there even be a poll here??? This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 106 | 15.84% | |
No | 117 | 17.49% | |
Goku | 446 | 66.67% | |
Total: | 669 votes |
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Rooty tooty fresh and fruity
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2019 17:49 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:38 |
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Mephiston posted:I like the dude walking up at the end with the small fire extinguisher, like it will somehow matter when a good part of a tanker's worth of petrol is all over the place, plus a presumably still open fill tank in the ground. At first I thought it was a gas can and he was hoping to get some free gas.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 03:23 |
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The gun blew up
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2019 23:43 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Maybe I'm a cynic, but why would you EVER assume the general public would do the "right thing"? Some hotels I’ve stayed at lately have had this but you can see the two enormous security cams that are pointed at it and there’s a bored desk clerk somewhere nearby 24 hours a day.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2019 18:50 |
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Slugnoid posted:an empty tesla, speeding down the highway with a blood stained grill and flames shooting out the engine It's the opposite of Christine when it comes to repairing itself vs languishing for a year at an autobody shop but the same as Christine when it comes to its love of murder.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 17:25 |
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Slugnoid posted:shorts and a t-shirt. jesus christ why even bother with the helmet?? There’s laws that say you gotta wear a helmet but there no laws that say you can’t be wearing flip flops and a speedo
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2019 14:55 |
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life imitates art
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2019 12:38 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:This is the story of when they had to evacuate a city block in Baltimore because of a smell I made. This really makes me want a cigarette.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 22:55 |
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I would like the free dog
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 00:10 |
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There seems to be a lot more roid enthusiasts itt than I would have guessed.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 20:58 |
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World War Mammories posted:I will poo poo on any wrestler, any time I’m a wrestler
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 23:09 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:people that just can't bring themselves to shut the gently caress up
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2020 04:27 |
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Prince had a trillion dollars and used it to live in a house that looked like an office building for a 1980s midwestern regional phone company.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 01:48 |
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Ehud posted:That’s a leaf blower No it isn’t it’s one of those catpacks.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2020 00:36 |
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Anne Whateley posted:Facebook almost never removes anything. Twitter is actually pretty good about removing posts that violate their rules and ramping up timeouts -- as long as the person isn't a blue checkmark. But there are lots of non-checkmarks who post a ton of actionable poo poo and get mad when they get caught. The things Twitter mods care about are violence, hate speech against a protected class (now including age!), and being misleading about voting. Flag it if you see it A guy on twitter told me he was going to find out where I lived and I wouldn’t like what happened next and Twitter said that they wouldn’t do anything because it wasn’t explicitly a threat of violence I guess they’re right maybe he meant he was going to sing loudly and off key in my yard at 3 AM or give me a really toothy blowjob. Twitter is trash.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 14:27 |
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ante posted:Holy poo poo you're terrible. I didn't even know who you were until you started melting down, but now I'm seeing your name next to every awful post I read Way to go now he’s going to make 30 posts about how everyone should just put him on ignore.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 05:47 |
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peter gabriel posted:Reminds me of my foray into salt water aquariums. Did you eat him
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2020 21:02 |
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You tripped over a jack handle?
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 14:55 |
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I want a nest under a rock
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 18:11 |
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:My neighbor was on a Zoom meeting from his home office, got up and went to the bathroom or something without turning off his camera, and came back to find all his coworkers using a screenshot of his home office as their backgrounds. None of them will stop using it, either. Lol I like it
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 20:47 |
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What if the guy on the front of the truck just murdered the truckers wife
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 01:03 |
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The one thing I’ve learned being a homeowner is that you should just always think of the biggest rear end in a top hat move your neighbor could ever possibly pull and assume your neighbor will do it immediately/constantly. I live on the side of a hill and have a really nice view mostly to the south and my neighbor immediately planted 8 pine trees that will eventually be 40’ tall and block the best part of the view.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 12:59 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:You do realize "eventually" is 30+ years, yes? Yeah I know it’ll be that long before they’re max height but they’re already starting to block it even at their current height. Like if I’m sitting on the patio they’re starting to block it but if I’m standing on the deck (above the patio, walkout basement situation) it’ll be 15 years before it ruins it. Due to the geometry they also don’t provide any actual privacy for my neighbor. They don’t really block my view into their yard at all, they only block my view of the scenery past their yard. Schad on me.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 13:19 |
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Demon spermjackings are part of our national Covid response strategy.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 17:06 |
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Inceltown posted:Making your own lunch rules because you can have exactly what you want and not just what is for sale nearby Why would anyone ever want to have something other than a double monster angus thickburger for lunch
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2020 15:14 |
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PainterofCrap posted:Many years ago, in Rochester, NY, my (now) wife & her roommate called the fire department when her cat climbed way up a tree. that just means their corpse falls to the ground when they die
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 02:41 |
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Spek posted:Not quite 100% any more. There was a technique developed about a decade ago to treat it by putting you into a medically induced coma until your immune system fights it off. It has a pretty low but non-zero success rate, and has left everyone, as of the last time I read about it anyway, who recovered with brain damage. So still not great. well i hope they keep trying this method sounds like theyre close to a breakthrough
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2021 00:10 |
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incoherent light posted:god damnit I was so close (to making this joke) no no no no
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 03:10 |
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What makes you think that wasn’t trump calling in
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2021 22:32 |
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Armitag3 posted:*kramers into the thread* I think this actually works better as a Rick line
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2021 02:51 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:rape jokes
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2021 03:07 |
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Just do roids and coke the roids repair the damage the coke does to your heart muscle bing bong
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2021 04:13 |
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Nottherealaborn posted:About ten years ago, I went paintballing with friends and got shot at point blank range in the dick. I instantly dropped and couldn’t stand up for at least 10 minutes, but felt like hours. Any pics?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 05:48 |
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I was notified that there was a request for some fuckhole suckin itt
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2021 03:09 |
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I own a 65 unit apartment complex and once a month I go to the pound and adopt 3 or 4 kittens and then set them loose on the grounds. Security cameras tell me who takes them in and then those apartments get accidentally unscheduled HVAC inspections where the kitten is discovered and they’re immediately charged a $1000 pet deposit and $50 a month pet fee.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2021 21:08 |
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BasicLich posted:an unlicked rear end in a top hat A shameful rear end in a top hat
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 12:50 |
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I think the shard is from the clamp not the pan
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 13:23 |
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hawowanlawow posted:I wish ammo was $0.10 a round 22LR is the round of the people.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 14:05 |
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BasicLich posted:at range, with a nice heavy barrel .22lr can hit an object the size of a turkey and impart enough force to take the bird down, it's a fine hunting round That nut that starved to death in a bus in the Alaskan wilderness took down a small moose with a 22. I think at first people didn't believe the reports but then it came out that there were pictures of the dead moose and the only gun he had was a 22. Been a long time since I read that book though so I could be misremembering.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 18:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:38 |
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blight rhino posted:I don't get it :/ I've tried googling different things. I'm assuming it makes it seem like the car had a collision? Or something Lmao
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 19:27 |